EO Challenge drabble, WOW: water

Word count: 100 x 3

Another triabble from the keyboards and febrile imaginations of Amberdreams, Dizzo and Edina Clouds - who were clearly under the influence of something stronger than water this week...

Summary: The only thing worse than a fairy is an Irish fairy who dares to tamper with Dean Winchester's St Patrick's Day celebrations.

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O'Shaunessy shud've known better than ter trap a clurichaun against 'is will. Sure, 'avin' me chained up'll sweeten 'is brew, but boyo, watch oyt. This St Paddy's Day, O'Shaunessy gets 'is come-uppance…when oi turn 'is guinness ter water.

Oi wus leanin' on de boozer, full as crack on all de alcohol I'd syphoned aff from de cellars, splitting me sides while dat fake Oirishman ran roun' frantic, whaen de feckin' hunters came swannin' in.

Worse, wan av de feckers cud see me, came roi at me wi' a feckin' chair.

Seems yer man doesn't loike folk messin' wi' 'is guinness.

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All I wanted to do was go back to the motel but Dean had remembered St Patrick's day – that's why we ended up at O'Shaunessy's.

I've tasted shit beer in my time but seriously, that stuff tasted just like water (looked like it too). Judging by the look on Dean's face he wasn't impressed either.

That's when he shouted Clurichaun!, picked up a chair and began wildly swatting at thin air.

I couldn't help; couldn't see the leprechaun on a drinking spree.

And I couldn't get to my brother before the cops arrived.

What is it with Dean and fairies?

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Honestly; St Patrick's Day and Sam wants to go back to the motel?

No way Sammy-boy!

'Course, I didn't know about the freakin' clurichaun at O'Shaunessy's, turning their Guinness to water; sacrilegious little sonofabitch.

And there he was, leaning drunkenly on the bar like he owned the friggin' place.

I forgot no-one else could see him; an' they didn't appreciate me chargin' round the bar battering seven bells out of thin air with a chair.

When the cops escorted me out, I yelled at Sam to finish the job.

FIGHT THE PLASTERED FAIRIES!

Did I mention I freakin' hate fairies?

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