STW: Wow, my first story on here...
Jak: It better be good, or you'll ruin my image!
STW: Well, seeing that it is my first story, I'll probably ruin your image.
Jak: You better not, or there will be a dead 17 year old on the ground.
Reyson: Come on Jak, give the kid a chance!
Jak: NO.
STW: Be good, or I'll erase you from this story.
Jak: But this is a Jak and Daxter story! It needs me!
Karel: No it doesn't. This story would be better with you being replaced by me.
STW: Yeah! I'll have Karel be the main character now!
Jak: NOOOO! I'll be good! I'll be good!
STW: That's better... now shut up so these people can read.
Jak: Fine...

I do not own Jak and Daxter, as they are property of Naughty Dog. But I do own Reyson, Lulu, Lenora, General Slash, Commander Eli, and Karel (TM)

Karel: Since when did my name become trade-marked?
STW: Right now. I just thought of it and threw it in.
Karel: I don't want my name to be trade-marked! I want my name to be normal!
STW: But when your name is trade-marked, you get 20% more money.
Karel: $_$ Ohoho... I like that... Keep it trade-marked...
STW: Thought you would say that.

"Hey, Jak, wake up!" a familiar sounding voice said.

"Reyson? What time is it?" Jak mumbled sleepily, as he turned toward his clock, "Hell, it's 2 in the morning!"

"I know," said Reyson, "We got an alert, and we have to take care of it."

"Why couldn't they get some other damn people to do it, like the FLG?" asked Jak, angrily, "I need my sleep!"

"This isn't any kind of alert," answered Reyson, "It's one of those alerts."

"Oh… Then why didn't you say that in the first place?" said Jak.

"You wouldn't let me!" said Reyson.

"Oh shut up already," said Jak, "The last thing I need is reasons."

"But that doesn't make any se-."

"I said shut up!" yelled Jak. "Anyway, where do we have to go?"

"Dead Town," said Reyson, sighing, "A dangerous fugitive has run there."

"His name?" asked Jak, getting out of bed.

"Karel," answered Reyson, "We've already lost a whole battalion of Freedom League Guards to him."

"A whole BATTALION!?!?!" yelled, Jak, astonished and angry at the same time, "Who is this, some freaking badass overlord?"

"No," said Reyson, remaining calm even though Jak was in a very bad mood, both by being woken up early and a whole battalion of Krimzon Guards lost to one man, "We think he has been either touched by dark eco or he has extraordinary skills as a fighter, but we're leaning toward the dark eco theory."

"So he's kind of like me, huh?" said Jak.

"Yes," replied Reyson, "kind of like you."

"Well, come on," said Jak, now fully geared up and ready to fight, "Let's get Lenora and Lulu and kill this guy already."

"Sounds good to me." said Reyson, in his always calm state.

So they were off to wake their companions and take care of their target, but no one realized that it wouldn't be as easy as they all thought it would be, even with the powers all four of them had…

Jak and Reyson had arrived in sector 8 of the Slums, where Lulu and Lenora lived.

"Why the hell do we live in the Slums?" asked Jak, breaking the silence of the walk over, "I mean, shouldn't we live in the Freedom League HQ or something?"

"Remember, Jak," said Reyson, "We are a secret group of soldiers. HQ doesn't want anyone knowing who we really are, so they turned us into common people."

"Well, this still sucks," Jak exclaimed, surprisingly angry, "Come on, my girlfriend lives better then I do!"

"Since when did you have a girlfriend?" asked Reyson.

'Oh shit!' thought Jak, 'I wasn't supposed to say that!'

The thing was that anyone in the FLG or who worked for the FLG wasn't allowed to have a love life. They feared that anyone who did have a love life might spill something confidential to his/her boyfriend/girlfriend, and if he/she was a spy or enemy, that would be bad. The only one who was allowed a love life was Torn, first because he was the leader of the Krimzon Guard, and second because he was surprisingly dating Ashelin, and there was no way that she could be a spy.

"Umm… I – I never did! I mean don't! I mean didn't!" I mean-," stuttered Jak, frantically trying to think of a good lie, but it never came, "I mean, I never had one! I mean, don't have one! Why would I-."

"Oh, never mind," Said Reyson, trying to sound like he didn't care, "Let's just get to Lenora's and Lulu's house."

But, in fact, he did care. He knew Jak had to have a girlfriend, because the way Jak stuttered and how fast he said "no I don't", Jak had blown his cover. And if any top figure at HQ found out, Jak would be either hung or shot for mutiny. But still the question was: Who was Jak dating? That would have to wait, because they had a top priority target to take care of.

They finally reached Lenora's and Lulu's house. Reyson noticed how Jak was sweating because he almost got caught having a girlfriend, but of course Jak didn't know that he blew his cover and Reyson knew he must have a secret relationship going on.

Reyson knocked on the door, "Lulu? Lenora? Wake up!" he said.

"Yeah, yeah, we're awake. Or should I say, now we're awake," a voice behind the door said, groggily, "What is it? It better be good, or I'm gonna make sure you don't get up off the ground for another week."

"Top priority, one of those missions again," Reyson replied, in his always-calm-no-matter-what state, "Just get up so we can get this over with."

"Fine…" the voice said again, sighing.

20 seconds later Lulu and Lenora finally finished getting ready and walked out the door, which was held open by Reyson.

"Why thank you," Lenora said kindly, then punched him in the arm, "But next time wait until 5 in the morning instead of 3!"

Reyson sighed, "Whatever you say… and your welcome." He said, rubbing his now stinging arm.

And then, in unison, all of them ran off through the city to the Dead Town gate, ready to face this new threat.

STW: Whew, it's over!... So, what did you guys think?
Jak: Terrible.
Reyson: To short.
Lulu: Crappy.
Lenora: A failure.
STW: ..........................
Karel: Amazing!
Jak: -blank stare-
Karel: Come on, guys! I got to be called a "freaking badass overlord"!
Jak: I regret I ever said that now...
STW: Oh shut up, all of you. This was my first chapter ever, OK?
Lenora: Oh, it was? well, for a first, that was pretty good.
Lulu: I agree
Reyson: I agree, also.
Jak: I still say it was terrible.
Karel: Oh shut up Jak -punches Jak in the head unconscious-
Jak: Uhggggg.........
STW: I have the strangest cast of characters ever...