title // pretty lady
prompt // death, marriage
pairing // sasuke x sakura
warning // n/a
summary // because honestly; this pretty lady wasn't going to hell
authors notes // this is what happens when your mother throws your laptop into a pool... you have to resort back to your old, bulky PC with a lame keyboard. this hasn't been edited, as i have had to use wordpad :(
"Do you have any idea how stupid you are?" he whispered in that husky voice of his.
"Yes." she breathed out. "I understand everything."
"This is ridiculous! Sasuke, you can't just expect her to--"
"Fuck up, dobe."
"Fat chance there! Y'know, I thought you had a bit more decency than this but obviously not." the blond turned to the girl standing a few mere steps away from him. "Look, kid, girl, pinky--whatever name you go by, don't let bastard here charm you with his looks!"
Sigh.
"Naruto, shut up."
"Make me, bastard! We are not using this girl as a sacrifice to get into the afterlife. That's just wrong!"
"When the portal opens to take her, we will have a chance. She wants to do this."
"What makes you think she's goin' to hell, huh?"
"Because I say so!" Sasuke growled out, flashing his friend a dark look before turning back towards the girl, gripping her shoulders tightly. "A gang will be passing here just after midnight. Too drunk to try anything, one of them has a gun. Quick and painless--"
"Bastard! Don't just talk about death like that! Look, girl--!"
"My name is Sakura." she interupted softly. One of her hands was carassing the hard firm one on her shoulder, a small smile ghosted over her lips. "It's okay, I know what I'm doing." she turned back to Sasuke, a dreamy look of longing in her emerald eyes as the blond gave a snort of disgust. "Bastard, I can't believe--"
"I'm not doing anything." Sasuke snapped out.
"Hah, sure, bastard and that's why she's gone all dremy-eyed."
"We're married." Sasuke stated.
Blank look.
"Um, okay, what?!"
"When I was alive. This is my wife, Sakura."
"AND WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ANY OF THIS?!"
"Because I only met you last year. I died four years ago, loser."
Naruto gave a snort. "You could have said something."
Sasuke shrugged. "It's personal."
"So, Sakura is..."
"Willingly doing this, so she can be with me."
Naruto sighed and ran a hand through his glossy hair. "Well, shit, no wonder your all bitchy. Mourning over the fact you can't have steamy sex with your lady--"
"Come on, dobe."
"Huh? WAIT, SASUKE! YOUR LEAVING YOUR PRETTY LADY IN THE ALLEY! ALONEEE!!"
authors notes // this is fail :(