YuGiOh! GX Insanity

by Clan rHrN

Loosely based off of Sonic Insanity, I would like to thank Mecha Scorpion for the idea.Similar to it, it is about 2 friends in Duel Academy. Hilarity and insanity insues. Silentshipping included.

1. Welcome to Duel Academy

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Insanity

Chapter 1: Welcome to Duel Academy

For the first time in his life, Richard Slysheen had flown an airplane to Duel Academy. Richard just started his venture in Duel Academy and did not know the isolated area. Therefore, Richard was both courageous and nervous.

As Richard exited the plane, he noticed a homely bunch of Duelists wearing blue wandering about outside the area (he watched from a window). There was a man in a black jacket leading them towards a large blue building near a lake. As to what the blue-jacketed people were up to, Richard did not know.

A voice called out, "Ah, you must be the new Duel Academy person clamoring to enter."

It was a blue-jacketed person who had blonde hair and a very elderly face with wrinkles. The elderly person's lips were purple, but as to why they were purple Richard could not explain.

Richard asked, "Who might you be, kind sir?"

The blue-jacketed gentleman explained, "My name is Dr. Veillan Crowler. I am the professor of Obelisk Blue students. Richard Slysheen, I presume?"

Richard nodded. Crowler escorted the young duelist of age 13 over to the Duel Arena. Dr. Crowler exclaimed, "I shall bring your opponent here immediately. He is an infamous duelist from Slifer Red who has defeated almost all of our beloved Obelisk Blue students."

Richard asked, "His name?"

Crowler frowned, "Jaden Yuki!"

Richard calmly said, "Hmm… he sounds awfully familiar…"

Richard saw as Dr. Crowler left the arena to find a worthy opponent for him. Richard prepared himself with a Duel Disk and an incredibly humungous deck of cards firmly placed in the Deck Zone. Richard saw his opponent, who had maroon hair and a red jacket. This stranger yelled, "Get your game on!"

Richard asked politely, "And you are?"

The stranger replied, "I'm Jaden Yuki! Welcome to Duel Academy!"

Richard politely exclaimed, "I believe I shall let you go first."

Jaden went first, but both he and Richard drew six cards. Both players also had 8000 Life Points.

Jaden said, "I activate the Spell Card Pot of Greed to draw 2 cards." Jaden drew 2 more cards. Jaden then said, "I'll Summon Elemental Hero Sparkman (ATK/1600 DEF/1400) in Attack Mode!" Jaden then gave out a gesture that indicated that Jaden ended his turn.

Richard did not draw a card, seeing as though he skipped his Draw Phase. Richard yelled, "I summon Gil Garth (ATK/1800 DEF/1200) in Attack Mode! Now to go to my Battle Phase and have Gil Garth destroy Sparkman!"

Gil Garth charged at Sparkman and sliced Sparkman's head off. The decapitated monster quickly faded.

Jaden's Life Points decreased to 7800, while Richard's stayed at 8000.

Richard then set two facedown cards, with Jaden acknowledging as he saw the holograms. Richard then said, "I'll hand the move to you!"

Jaden drew a card to begin the turn. Jaden then showed a Spell Card, exclaiming, "I'll use the Spell Card known as Polymerization! Flame Wingman (ATK/2100 DEF/1200); come to the Field as I merge Elemental Hero Burstinatrix with Elemental Hero Avian!"

Richard sighed and objected, "I reveal my facedown Trap Card known as Skull Dice. The monster's attack is decreased by 100 times the result of the die roll!"

The die rolled a 4. Thus, Flame Wingman's ATK decreased to 1700.

Richard then grinned, "I also activate a facedown Quick Play Spell known as Instant Attack! All monsters must attack before the turn ends."

Gil Garth and Flame Wingman immediately charged at each other, but Gil Garth won by slicing Flame Wingman in half.

Jaden's Life Points became 7700. Richard's Life Points obviously stayed at 8000.

Jaden created a poker face, setting two facedown cards and a facedown monster to end his turn.

Richard drew a card. He then said, "I play Malignance of Slifer, my Spell Card which powers up Fiend monsters' ATK and DEF by 300! I will also play the Field Spell known as Small Tunnel so that monsters with 1000 ATK or less may attack directly regardless of monsters existing on the opponent's side of the field! I shall summon Yata-Garasu in Attack Mode! (ATK/200 + 300 DEF/100 + 300) I shall equip Black Pendant onto Yata! (ATK/900 DEF/400) Now to my Battle Phase! Gil Garth (ATK/2100 DEF/1500)! Destroy the set monster!"

It turned out that Wroughtweiler (ATK/800 DEF/1200) was the set monster. It was cut in half and it faded away. Jaden then grinned, "Now I can get out an Elemental Hero monster of my choice and Polymerization as well!"

Jaden chose Elemental Hero Sparkman and got him out of the Graveyard along with Polymerization.

Richard continued his Battle Phase, "Alright, Yata-Garasu! Attack Jaden directly!"

Jaden's Life Points plummeted to 6800 and Richard's stayed at 8000.

Richard smirked, "Now your Draw Phase is skipped!"

Jaden laughed, but Richard had no care.

Richard continued, "Now to set a monster in facedown Defense Mode and for Yata-Garasu to return to my hand!" Yata-Garasu returned to Richard's hand. (NOTE: Spirit Monsters return to their owner's hand at the end of a player's turn. If you already knew that, I do apologize)

Jaden's turn began, but his Draw Phase was skipped.

He laughed, "I'll play the Spell Card the Warrior Returning Alive to bring Elemental Hero Avian back to my hand! I'll play Polymerization on Sparkman, Avian, and Bubbleman to make Elemental Hero Tempest! (ATK/2800 DEF/2800)"

Jaden continued, "Now for my Battle Phase! Tempest, destroy Gil Garth!"

Richard's Life Points decreased to 7300, Jaden's staying at 6800.

Jaden set a facedown card and ended his turn.

Richard drew a card. He then grinned, "Aha! Now I'll set a monster in facedown defense mode and pass this turn from there!"

Jaden finally had the chance to draw another card. Jaden then said, "I'll use Monster Reborn to bring back Elemental Hero Sparkman. Now I'll use Fusion Gate on it. Clayman and Sparkman unite and form Elemental Hero Thunder Giant! (ATK/2400 DEF/1500)"

Richard sighed as Jaden went on to his Battle Phase.

Jaden then smiled, "I'll attack the facedown monster!"

Richard laughed as the set monster turned out to be a Cyber Jar. (ATK/900 DEF/900) All 3 monsters were warped into the Graveyard.

Richard then explained, "Now we each pick up 5 cards from the top of our Decks. Any Level 4 or lower monsters among them are to be Special Summoned in faceup Attack Mode or facedown Defense Mode.

Jaden's 5 cards were Winged Kuriboh (ATK/300 DEF/200), Solemn Judgment, Elemental Hero Necroshade (ATK/1500 DEF/1800), Elemental Hero Wildheart (ATK/1500 DEF/1500), and Elemental Hero Bladeedge. (ATK/2600 DEF/1800) Elemental Hero Wildheart was summoned in faceup Attack Position as was Winged Kuriboh.

Richard's 5 cards were Shadowknight Archfiend (ATK/2000 DEF/1600), Red-Eyes B. Dragon (ATK/2400 DEF/200), Summoned Skull (ATK/2500 DEF/1200), Polymerization, and Pot of Greed. Shadowknight Archfiend was summoned in faceup Attack Position.

Jaden ended his Battle Phase and used a Spell Card known as Fusion Recovery to bring back Elemental Hero Burstinatrix and Polymerization. He ended his turn.

Richard drew a card and paid 500 Life Points to keep Shadowknight Archfiend alive.

Richard's LP: 6800

Jaden's LP: 6800

Richard said, "I'll activate the Spell Card Pot of Greed to draw 2 cards. Now I'll play the Spell Card Polymerization to fuse Red-Eyes B. Dragon with Summoned Skull to create B. Skull Dragon (ATK/3200 DEF/2700)"

Then, Richard went over to his Battle Phase. Richard yelled, "B. Skull Dragon! Attack Wildheart! And I'll play a Spell Card accessible only at the Battle Phase! Cheatball Rain Vornado! What this Spell does is double the damage during all Damage Steps. So, 3200 – 1500 is 1700. 1700 x 2 3400! However, I can only attack with one monster for the duration of that turn!"

Wildheart charged, but was burninated by B. Skull Dragon's fireball, which turned into a Cheatball due to the Spell Card.

Jaden's LP: 3400

Richard's LP: 6800

Richard said, "My turn ends with two facedown cards." The facedown cards were immediately set.

Jaden drew a card. Jaden knew he was in trouble if he didn't do something now. He realized he had a Cyber Jar in his hand that would be incredibly useful to him. So, he set the facedown card, obviously Cyber Jar, and waited for Richard to fall for the trick.

Richard drew a card. Richard then skipped over to his Battle Phase, paying 500 Life Points to keep Shadowknight Archfiend alive.

Jaden's LP: 3400

Richard's LP: 6300

Richard declared the attack, "I will attack that facedown monster with Shadowknight Archfiend!"

The facedown monster immediately revealed itself to be a Cyber Jar. It warped all of the monsters to the Graveyard. Again, the 5 card pickup was issued.

Jaden's 5 cards this time were Hero Signal, Graceful Charity, Reinforcement of the Army, Emissary of Elemental Heroes (ATK/800 DEF/100), and Sangan (ATK/1000 DEF/600). Emissary of Elemental Heroes and Sangan were both summoned in faceup Attack Mode.

Richard's 5 cards this time were Goldd, Wu-Lord of Dark World (ATK/2300 DEF/1400), Insect Queen (ATK/2200 DEF/2400), Jinzo (ATK/2400 DEF/1500), Sangan (ATK/1000 DEF/600), and Slate Warrior (ATK/1900 DEF/400). Sangan and Slate Warrior were both summoned in faceup Attack Mode.

Richard continued his Battle Phase, "Okay, Slate Warrior! Destroy his Sangan!"

Slate Warrior immediately kicked Sangan out of the field with its left foot.

Jaden grinned, "Now to use Sangan's effect. I call out Marauding Captain (ATK/1200 DEF/400) into my hand.

Jaden's LP: 2300

Richard's LP: 6300

Richard pointed at Emissary of Elemental Heroes, "Sangan, destroy Emissary of Elemental Heroes!"

Sangan devoured Emissary of Elemental Heroes and went back to the field, burping as it was satisfied with its meal.

Jaden's LP: 2100

Richard's LP: 6300

Jaden said, "Now to use Emissary of Elemental Heroes' effect! I shall bring back Elemental Hero Flame Wingman (ATK/2100 DEF/1200) to the field!"

Elemental Hero was brought back to the field, and Richard's Sangan looked frightened and surprised.

Richard sighed, "I will end my turn."

Jaden drew a card, saying, "I shall use Card Destruction!"

Both players discarded their entire hands. However, Richard was smiling as he said, "Big mistake, Jaden. I have 3 monsters in my hand with devastating effects. First for Minar's effect! You shall lose 1000 Life Points. Second is Electric Snakes' effect of which I draw 2 cards. Last but certainly not least, Goldd, Wu-Lord of Dark World immediately is summoned to the field!"

Jaden's LP: 1100

Richard's LP: 6300

Two extra cards along with Card Destruction's normal effect were added on to Richard's hand and Goldd, Wu-Lord of Dark World was immediately summoned onto the field.

Richard then said, "I also activate both of my facedown Calls of the Haunted! Insect Queen and Jinzo shall arrive to my service."

And so they did.

Jaden then said, "I'll activate the Spell Card Megamorph! Since I have less Life Points than you, Flame Wingman's ATK rises to 4200!"

Richard sighed, aware that Jaden would pull such a trick.

Jaden went over to his Battle Phase, "Flame Wingman, destroy Jinzo!"

Jinzo was immediately diminished by such a fiery attack. Flame Wingman then went over to Richard, poising its left arm to burn Richard's face.

Jaden's LP: 1100

Richard's LP: 2100

Jaden then set a facedown and ended his turn.

Richard drew a card. He knew he had to make this quick or he'd lose. So, he did, "I activate Giant Trunade. All Spell and Trap cards go back to their owners' hand."

All Spell and Trap Cards immediately went to their respective owners' hands.

Richard then grinned, "Looks like Malignance of Slifer returned to my hand. When that occurs, my opponent loses 800 Life Points!"

Jaden's LP: 300

Richard's LP: 2100

Richard then smiled, "Good game, Jaden, but I must defeat you. I shall summon Yata-Garasu (ATK/200 DEF/100) from my hand to the field. I shall also activate Small Tunnel again. Now to go to my Battle Phase, Goldd, destroy Flame Wingman!"

Jaden's LP: 100

Richard's LP: 2100

Richard then said, "Insect Queen, destroy this infamous duelist and stop his winning streak! I offer Goldd to do so!"

Goldd immediately tripped into Insect Queen's mouth, being swallowed. Insect Queen then charged at Jaden and spat at him.

Jaden's LP: 0

Richard's LP: 2100

All monsters faded as they were all put back into their Decks. Jaden and Richard shook hands, and Crowler had the widest grin on his face.

Richard said, "Good game, adversary."

Jaden nodded, "That's game. Now I must be off!"

Jaden quickly ran towards the Obelisk Blue dorm. Even though he was wearing red, he had 2 friends over at Obelisk Blue.

Richard smiled and looked towards Crowler, "You have brought me a worthy adversary. Now, what is my dorm?"

Crowler calmly said, "The results say your dorm is Slifer Red. You haven't been to a junior academy before Duel Academy and the Ra Yellow dorm is full. I wish that the Obelisk Blue people would have fewer restrictions so that we could possibly have you be there. Our previous person transferring from Ra Yellow to Obelisk Blue was Syrus Truesdale. It is such a pity that the exchange students had to fill up each of the 3 dorms."

Richard said politely, "I do not mind, good sir!"

Crowler and Richard respectively shook hands and Richard immediately went to the Slifer Red building with directions given to him by Crowler.

(NOTE: When the Japanese names are used, my sister is assisting me with this story. Ryoko is an exception, but note that Judai Jaden and yadda yadda yadda)

There, he saw a mysterious green haired woman who looked like Richard's age. What she was wearing was a white (with hints of blue) vest with a picture of Syrus Truesdale on the back.

"Hi! I just wanted to do my job as a ninja of Onsokumaru's clan! My name is Ryoko Kirokuna, and my job is almost finished. Oh! Judai's coming!" smiled the girl.

"Ryoko, I got the last of the underwear for you. Man, since I'm the only actual YuGiOh! GX character in Slifer Red, I guess my 2 names can be used more than once." Judai sighed in embarrassment.

"I'm trying to flunk by using a scapegoat. Since if I pass, I would have to marry Onsokumaru. But I don't want to since Sho is the cutest Obelisk! If he demotes, I'll finally see a cuter uniform!" Ryoko giggled.

"Who are you?" asked Richard.

"I'm a ninja in training! I'm actually the second best female ninja in the school. Onsokumaru wants to marry me since I'm also the most smexiest, whatever the heck that means." Ryoko replied.

"What about your 'Sho?'" asked a sarcastic Richard.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Sho no kawaii! I'm trying to flunk so I can get closer to Sho! Onsokumaru understands. Besides, He needs the best female ninja in the school. He needs a successful heir, not a clumsy heir in love with a duelist." swooned Ryoko.

"Who is Sho?" asked Richard.

"That's Syrus's Japanese name. Ryoko's a ninja Syrus fangirl. I can tell." Judai smiled.

Then Hassleberry came in.

"My $$! My &#$+ing $$!" He cried, with a crocodile biting his posterior.

"HA! My Ra Yellow distraction is a success! I am about to fail my quest! He never liked torn underwear! Especially from males!" Ryoko laughed manically as if she were drunk.

TO BE CONTINUED!