Hello everyone! In a random burst of inspiration, I thought this would be fun to write. This story was inspired by Annabeth137's story Dear FanfictionWriters for Percy Jackson and the Olympians. You should totally check this out. Also, I am not JK Rowling. If I were, why would I be posting this here?
Dear Fan Fiction Writers,
I am very frustrated by the many portrayals that I have received. First of all, I am not a rude prat who goes around making sure everyone knows that I am the boy who lived. I'd rather not have had that fate at all. You do realize that my mom died so that I could live?
Second of all, I love Ginny. I am happy being married to her and I would never let anything bad happen to her. What is the deal with all these ships? I mean, honestly, I can see how you might get confused with all this "Harmony" stuff, and I do love Hermione, but she's like my sister for Merlin's sake! That might be ignorable, but then they get worse. Snarry? He fell in love with my mum. And then Herron. You do realize that I am married to Ron's sister, right? And then Drarry. Where on earth would you go with a ship named Drarry?! Not to offend, of course, but I would never go or do or… With Draco or Snape... I mean, that's just too…. You get the picture.
I'll give you one last chance. Please stop screwing with my morals (I am a Gryffindor) and I will leave you with the benefit of the doubt.
Not a conceited prat,
-Harry Potter
So first impressions are normally wrong, right? This is absolutely a horrible chapter but I re-wrote it three times and couldn't get it right. We will be hearing from Harry again in a while, but I want to do some other characters first. If you have any particular characters or things that you want me to put in the letters, let me know in a review or a PM!
Super long rambling on my part here, sorry… I just have to point this out. I LOVE reviews. Reading your reviews make me do a mini dance and kill my boredom for 30 seconds. Thanks!
-Skittles
PS Thank you Fred Weasely! Your… Lack of criticism… Was helpful ;) -George