Disclaimer: I have no ownership over Spiral and its characters
A/N: I have absolutely no idea of how this fanfic got thought up, and sad to say, it terrifies me. Feel free to experience the exact same hell I endured while coming up with this.
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If Beelzebub had thought that being confined to his duties in hell was torture, he was wrong. No sooner had he gotten to Earth, expecting to terrorize a few mortals for the fun of it, a certain bubble-headed blonde had abruptly put an end to his plans before he even had a chance to set them in motion.
"Ayumu came down with a cold, so he couldn't come with me on my picnic, so I guess you'll have to eat with me!" she smiled to the raven-haired stranger, wasting no time in pulling him to a nice little grassy area in the park.
"Huh?" Beelzubub arched an eyebrow, confused as to why he couldn't strike fear into her very soul and send her running and screaming in fear.
Hiyono whipped out a large picnic blanket, along with a basket packed to capacity with foods of all sorts; sandwiches, breads, grapes, chips, and cheeses. "Try some! They're all so delicious!" the girl smiled as she picked up a sandwich and ripped it out of the plastic baggie. "Here." She pulled the piece of lettuce from between her two slices of bread and waved it in front of his nose.
"….I'm a carnivore. I don't do lettuce. I don't do green things." The pissy demon explained, glaring at said object in disgust.
"Hm…well…how about this?" Hiyono grabbed a slice of white bread from the picnic basket and showed it to the demon.
"I want meat…raw…flesh….I don't want bread. I'm Beelzebub, bitch! I don't want bread!"
"No need to get cranky….though…I get that way when I'm hungry, too." Hiyono frowned, taking a few grapes out of the basket and offering them to Beelzebub, hoping he'd find them sufficient enough for his tastes.
"I don't want grapes, either." The dark-hared boy glared. "Are you hard of hearing? I don't want your pathetic little offerings of fruit, you pea-brained mortal." He reached into the basket, grinning as he pulled out a ham sandwich, which Hiyono snatched away from him.
"If you want something, you have to ask for it!"
"Get away from my ham, bitch!" Satan's second in command growled angrily, lunging at the defenseless girl.
Hiyono yelped and whipped out her puppets in the nick of time, hoping to counter Beelzebub's attack. "Hiyono punch dou…AAAHHHH!" she screamed as the demon pinned her on her back and held her hands above her head. In an instant, the sandwich was ripped out of her hands and devoured. "Heeeyyy, that was my only ham sandwich!"
"Give me more." Beelzebub ordered, turning a deaf ear to her words, and poking his nose inside the picnic basket.
"I don't have anymore, you ate it all!" Hiyono shrieked, squirming beneath the enraged demon.
A soft huff settled upon Beelzebub's lips, and he pushed himself into a sitting position, freeing the blonde from her current position. "……Fine….I'll take the grapes…."
A/N: How the mighty have fallen. Beelzebub should be ashamed of himself for letting Hiyono control him with food. I'm unsure as to who was controlling whom during this little creation of mine, since they both seemed to be in control of the other yet at different times. Anyway, feel free to leave reviews…or flames. I embrace both.