UNEXPLAINED, UNEXPLAINABLE POKÈ-MYSTERIES
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: .nomékoP nwo t'nod I | I don't own Pokémon.
Get it? It's a mirror!!!
Title says it all really. These are some of Pokémon's great mysteries, the things that only make it all the more interesting. If ya like this I'll also post my own answers!!!
How does Jessie get her hair to defy gravity like that?
How does Brock fit a table, chairs, lighted candles and basically an entire kitchen, utensils, jars of Poké-food and all that other stuff in one backpack?
And how does he manage to carry it?
How can anyone be as stupid as Tracey?
Why do Jessie, James and Meowth never win?
Howz come Pokémon was created by adults, yet every other adult in the world says it's a little-kid thing?
Does anyone agree with my theory that if a Scyther uses Slash against a Jigglypuff, the Jigglypuff learns Sonic Boom?
Why are female Mr Mime still called MR Mime?
Will Jigglypuff's texta ever run outta ink?
What's wrong with Misty's Psyduck?
Why is Meowth of TR the rentable Meowth on Pokémon Stadium? (He is! The rentable Meowth stands on it's hind legs, and TR's Meowth is the only one who can do that!)
What's he doing in Pokémon Snap? He's in like, three different places!
Have you ever wondered what Togepi's trying to say? (I'm sure that on TV she told Prima to shut up)
Is she really too young to understand danger, lucky, or is she just super-intelligent?
Is purple James's natural hair colour?
On the Gameboy, why is it that even if you enter a female name, your character's a guy?
What was that Pokémon Ash saw when he first started his Jhoto Journey?
What's with Gary?
What's in the GS Ball?
Why won't it open?
Where'd it come from? (A/N I'm gonna write a fic about the GS Ball)
What's with Gary? (The cape and all) (A/N I'm writing a fic about that too)
Where did Mewtwo go to?
After Brock left, what did Ash, Misty & the Pokémon (stuff Tracey, nobody cares about him) eat when they were in the middle of nowhere?
And, one of the greatest of all, What happened on *scary music* Valencia Island? *scary movie scream*
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Did I miss any? Well, tell me in a review. I'm turnin' off the computer for tonight, and goin' to watch movies and stuff myself with donuts. Bye!