THE CARTOON HEROES
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon, I don't own Pokémon's creators, and I don't own the song Cartoon Heroes. Aqua does. Well, Aqua owns the song. Nothing else.
This is just a stupid songfic I thought of. You really can't guess who the cartoon heroes are, huh?
Oh, and none of this stuff is true, it's just what I made up.
***
It's the year 2003, and Pokémon has become so popular that all the companies that own it have merged to create the one company: The Pokémon Company.
***
"Mr Tajiri?"
The great and mighty Mr Tajiri spun around on his spinning office chair to face his employer, who was face down on the floor (bowing). Mr Tajiri's face remained in shadows. Nobody in the entire world knew what his real face looked like, except for his pet cat who went with him everywhere.
"Yes?"
The dude on the floor got up and placed a pile of papers on Mr. Tajiri's desk. "Our surveys show that 80% of the world is now Pokémon obsessed. Everyone is buying shares in The Pokémon Company. It is truly amazing!"
Mr Tajiri stroked his cat. "Yes..." he said thoughtfully.
"I hope you will excuse me for saying so, but I do not understand how Pokémon can be so successful,"
The big cat spat, but Mr Tajiri laid his hand on the cat's head and it quietened down. "I am sorry-" began the dude hurriedly, but Mr Tajiri interrupted.
"You wish to know why Pokémon is so successful?" he asked calmly. Before the dude could reply, the music to 'Cartoon Heroes' started up.
Then suddenly out of nowhere appeared Ash Ketchum. The dude gaped. Then Pikachu appeared, then Misty with Togepi, and then Brock. They all started singing.
"We are what we're supposed to be - illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say - what we do - is what you wish to do
We are the colour symphony - we do the things you want to see
Frame by frame - to the extreme
Our friends are so unreasonable - they do the unpredictable
All dots and lines that speak and say - what we do is what you wish to do
It's all an orchestra of strings - doing unbelievable things
Frame by frame - to the extreme - one by one we're making it fun
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh - and walked out on a piece of paper
Here comes Spiderman - arachnophobian - welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman - from never never land - welcome to the toon town party
We learn to run at speed of light - and fall down from any height
It's true but just remember that - what we do - is what you just can't do
An opera of craziness - a bunch of dots that's chasing us
Frame by frame - to the extreme - one by one we're making it fun
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
Here comes Spiderman - arachnophobian - welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman - from never never land - welcome to the toon town party
You think we're so mysterious - don't take us all too serious
Be original and remember that - what we do - is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do - What we do - is what you just can't do - What we do is what you just can't do - What we do is what you just can't do
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
There's still more to come - and everyone will be - welcomed at the toon town party."
Mr Tajiri smiled as his employee stood there gaping. Then he turned and almost ran back out of the office.
"You may go now," Mr Tajiri told Ash and co. "Thankyou for sparing your time." They disappeared as suddenly as they had appeared. Mr Tajiri spun around in the chair again and stroked his... 'cat'.
"Mrow," it said.
"Yes, that was amusing, Persian."
THE END
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! I found that funny actually, but then I find all my songfics funny. Now I gotta go empty the favourites folder, uninstall 'Barbie', and play Pokémon Yellow (yay!).
By PinkScyther
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokémon, I don't own Pokémon's creators, and I don't own the song Cartoon Heroes. Aqua does. Well, Aqua owns the song. Nothing else.
This is just a stupid songfic I thought of. You really can't guess who the cartoon heroes are, huh?
Oh, and none of this stuff is true, it's just what I made up.
***
It's the year 2003, and Pokémon has become so popular that all the companies that own it have merged to create the one company: The Pokémon Company.
***
"Mr Tajiri?"
The great and mighty Mr Tajiri spun around on his spinning office chair to face his employer, who was face down on the floor (bowing). Mr Tajiri's face remained in shadows. Nobody in the entire world knew what his real face looked like, except for his pet cat who went with him everywhere.
"Yes?"
The dude on the floor got up and placed a pile of papers on Mr. Tajiri's desk. "Our surveys show that 80% of the world is now Pokémon obsessed. Everyone is buying shares in The Pokémon Company. It is truly amazing!"
Mr Tajiri stroked his cat. "Yes..." he said thoughtfully.
"I hope you will excuse me for saying so, but I do not understand how Pokémon can be so successful,"
The big cat spat, but Mr Tajiri laid his hand on the cat's head and it quietened down. "I am sorry-" began the dude hurriedly, but Mr Tajiri interrupted.
"You wish to know why Pokémon is so successful?" he asked calmly. Before the dude could reply, the music to 'Cartoon Heroes' started up.
Then suddenly out of nowhere appeared Ash Ketchum. The dude gaped. Then Pikachu appeared, then Misty with Togepi, and then Brock. They all started singing.
"We are what we're supposed to be - illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say - what we do - is what you wish to do
We are the colour symphony - we do the things you want to see
Frame by frame - to the extreme
Our friends are so unreasonable - they do the unpredictable
All dots and lines that speak and say - what we do is what you wish to do
It's all an orchestra of strings - doing unbelievable things
Frame by frame - to the extreme - one by one we're making it fun
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh - and walked out on a piece of paper
Here comes Spiderman - arachnophobian - welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman - from never never land - welcome to the toon town party
We learn to run at speed of light - and fall down from any height
It's true but just remember that - what we do - is what you just can't do
An opera of craziness - a bunch of dots that's chasing us
Frame by frame - to the extreme - one by one we're making it fun
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
Here comes Spiderman - arachnophobian - welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman - from never never land - welcome to the toon town party
You think we're so mysterious - don't take us all too serious
Be original and remember that - what we do - is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do - What we do - is what you just can't do - What we do is what you just can't do - What we do is what you just can't do
We are the cartoon heroes - oh - we are the ones who are gonna last forever
There's still more to come - and everyone will be - welcomed at the toon town party."
Mr Tajiri smiled as his employee stood there gaping. Then he turned and almost ran back out of the office.
"You may go now," Mr Tajiri told Ash and co. "Thankyou for sparing your time." They disappeared as suddenly as they had appeared. Mr Tajiri spun around in the chair again and stroked his... 'cat'.
"Mrow," it said.
"Yes, that was amusing, Persian."
THE END
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! I found that funny actually, but then I find all my songfics funny. Now I gotta go empty the favourites folder, uninstall 'Barbie', and play Pokémon Yellow (yay!).