Hey everyone, CC here! I got this idea while listening to Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri. Rare times I don't listen to not-mainstream music. Anyways, HAfEP (Hussie Academy for Exeptional Problems) Will be updated soon! Hope you'll enjoy!

A shadowy figure approaches a fuchsia building, with the Heart aspect symbol on it. Once he enters, the room inside is a bright pink. He approaches a calling booth area, with the area being called 'the help centre'. Surprisingly, there is no one tending to the place, just the lifeless, purple phone booths. He picks one up, and he is met with a familiar voice.

"Hello there! Welcome to the Heart Society help center. How may I help you on this purrfect day?" The figure slightly gasps, and mutters,

"NP? Ith that you?" The yellowblood received a small gasp, and the voice quickly says,

"I'm sorry, but this is a business number, meaning no purrsonal information will be given." The figure sighs, and says the next thing he needs quickly.

"Fine, NP. Anywayth, I need you to get a familiar fathe….."

"What? Who? Please hurry up, you may be delaying other…. Customers." The figure holds back a laugh, seeing as no one else is present.

"Well, I need you to get Karkat."

*GASP* IS IT WHO WE THINK IT IS?

If you think it's Sollux, yes.

FUN FACT: Sollux was originally going to be fii2hface! Yes, Eridan. It's pretty obvious it was Sol, wasn't it?