The Martian-Temporal Dragon and the Unicorn-Dragonoid

Summary: A parody of my Duck Dodgers/MLP: FiM romance crossover. Marvin X-2, the Martian Commander of Queen Tyr'hanee, and his guardian Dialga find themselves in Equestria, where they save and fall in love with Twilight Sparkle and her guardian Titanium Dragonoid. Fearing that they will never love them back because he's a Martian with a Dragon/Steel Pokemon, and she's a Unicorn Pony with a Pyrus Dragonoid Bakugan, Marvin and Dialga get help from Discord and Razenoid, who plan to use them to get Princess Celestia and Lady Arceus. Somewhat of a parody of The Little Mermaid. I own nothing; just the fanfic.

Ch. 1: The Commander and Captain in Equestria

"Commander," one of the Centurions said to him, "we have detected a location in our approach." Comm. Marvin X-2 snapped out of his deep thought and turned to his robot soldier.

"Huh? Oh, very good. What is it named?"

"According to our sensors," a second Centurion answered, "it is called…Equestria."

"Should we inform the queen?" asked the first one. Dialga stepped up next to the Martian.

"No, just leave us on that world for the time being," she answered. "The Commander wishes to be alone for a while."

"Understood, Captain Dialga." The Centurion then left the commander and his guardian alone.

"You didn't have to do that, you know," Marvin then said to the blue-and-silver dragon.

"Hey, it's my duty to look out for you," Dialga explained, holding up her left foreleg to show him the red crossed spears symbol on her hoof. Marvin just rolled his eyes with amusement before laying his eyes on his guardian's symbol on his left wrist, a blue sundial to symbolize Dialga's power with time.

He first met Dialga when he started college. As the Martian was settling into his new dorm room, a capsule holding the Temporal Pokemon fell out of the sky and landed right smack into the yard outside of the building. He then went to investigate and arrived just in time to see the capsule open and the blue dinosaur-like dragon stepped out. When their eyes met, they felt the pain as the emblems burnt themselves onto their hoof/wrist. Dialga then explained to Marvin about the bond they now share, and the Martian took her into his care as part of his family. The two of them were close friends since then.

It has now been a couple of Earth months since Earth and Mars have stopped the war between them and signed a peace treaty to make them allies instead against other planets that would threaten them. Since then, Dodgers and Queen Tyr'hanee have started dating, insuring the alliance and making the Earth hero and his Cadet friends/allies/teammates of the Martian Commander and his Temporal Pokemon guardian.

Marvin and Dialga weren't happy with his queen dating Dodgers instead of the Commander himself, but he had decided to move on. All he wants now is for his queen to be happy, and his guardian agrees that he'll find someone special in the near future. She can only hope that some time alone would help her partner clear his mind.

A short while later, Marvin and Dialga have gathered some equipment and supplies and headed towards the transporter.

"Sir," the Centurion in charge of activating the machine said to Marvin, "I have to warn you and the Captain that a storm is approaching the location on the world you have chosen a few minutes ago."

"Do not worry, Centurion," he answered. "Captain Dialga has packed an instant shelter for us should that sort of thing happen. Just beam us down."

"Yes, sir," the robot answered, a bit of reluctance in his voice. The Commander and his Pokemon then stepped in, and the robot activated the controls. Within seconds, partner and guardian have found themselves in a dark forest with a strong wind blowing through it, a sign of the approaching storm.

"According to my computer," Marvin said to Dialga as he looked into the handheld computer in his hand, "this is the Everfree Forest." They then looked around to see some critters and small animals scurrying away to find shelter.

"Maybe we should take up on these creatures' example and shelter ourselves too," Dialga said to her partner. With a nod, Marvin took a small box from her pack. He then placed it on the ground and pressed its button. The two of them quickly stepped back as it grew and morphed into a steel, half-sphere shaped house with windows and a door.

Quickly, Marvin and Dialga rushed inside. The inside of the house is one room, complete with: a warm fireplace; two soft, warm beds; a fridge for food, a table and a chair; and a bookshelf of books between a plasma TV and a stove.

"Hopefully," Marvin said to Dialga, "this storm will pass soon."

"I hope so, too," Dialga replied before turning to the window to see a faint flash outside.