Fairy Tale Musical
Summary: In the land of snow,Kenny is a sixteen year old street rat who lost his family in an accident 8 years ago. Now along with his best friend, Mikiala, who was also an orphan ever since birth, finds a magical lava lamp that they found near the cold icy waters to find a genie by the name of Chef? As time goes by, what kinds of adventures will they face?
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or Aladdin or anything other Disney/Fantasy character I use! nor do I own this plot actually...I might have made some alterations but yeah, I only own my life and OC!
Cast:
Kenny McCormick: Aladdin, main boy
Mikiala (my OC): kinda half of Cinderella, but in a way she's with Kenny
Kelly: Princess Jasmine, second main girl
Stan Marsh: Brother of Kelly, the Prince Charming
Leopold Butters Stotch: Narrator
Clyde Dovovan, Craig & Kyle Broflovski: Rich trio...O.o
Sheila Broflovski: Evil mother of the trio
Eric Cartman: Jafar
Damien: Iago
Wendy Testaburger: Evil sister of the trio
Randy Marsh: Sultan
Chef: Genie
Rebecca, Bebe and Heidi: Ladies in waiting
Token: Carpet with a cool Mustang(the car!) to boot
Jimbo: Razoul, guard captain
The rest of the town: Some other random parts...
Ok, anything else before I forget and start the story...Ok, well I think you guys are wondering...WTF?!?! Yeah Yeah, but my sis gave me this idea and nagged my to do this crap...since I am a first timer using lots of drama, romance, fantasy mushy crap...as I guy yeah, pretty much covers it...but I'll try my best though...flames are ok with me, I can use it for burning Canada down (not dissing Canadians out there...)...and suggestions and comments are nice too to brighten up my day: D Enjoy the stories kiddies, it was supposed to be based on Aladdin, but I wanted to add more plots as time goes by, also at the beginning, the boys and their friends are intentionally 8 years old, but you'll see why later...NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Chapter 1: Little children's campfire tale
Somewhere in the high woods of South Park, there were little children along with a bald man and some gay guy in black. These men were none other than Mr. Garrison and assistant, Mr. Slave on a camping trip up on the mountains with the students of South Park Elementary. As they all gathered around the campfire one night, some of them were bent on telling ghost stories, eating roasted marshmallow, sing songs and share stuff likes tales, gossip, etc. After Cartman was finished telling his fellow classmates about Scuzzlebutt, it was Butters turn to tell a fantastic story.
"Alright Butters, you're up...now what what would you like to share with us?" Mr. Garrison asked, not really interested and reading a copy of Crack Whore Magazine. The little blond stood up nervously, holding a little book in his hands titled: 'Fantasy Tales for Children'.
"W-w-well, I wanted t-t-to read a-a-a story on F-fanta-"
"Hold up Butters! You have to tell your freakin' story with your own damn words, not copying some faggy book!" Cartman complained, as the others nodded in agreement and protested.
"Yeah Butters, it wouldn't be fair to all of us..." Stan said rationally, Kyle rolled his eyes in boredom. Kenny muffled something since his hood is still on tight, making three of his friends snicker loudly.
"Boys! Keep it down, let Butters tell his stupid little story and let me read!" Mr. Garrison yelled at them, then continued reading his dirty magazine. The nervous boy sighed as he reached in his bag and pulled out a portable red and yellow lava lamp. Everyone stayed quiet as they looked at the pretty object in awe and curiousity.
"Butters, why the hell do you have a cheap lava lamp with you?" Craig asked, annoyed how his parents forced him to be here. Butters, who's attitude had suddenly changed, grinned mischieviously and proceeded to speak in a deeper tone than his own.
"This is no ordinary 70's lava lamp!" Everyone was surprised of his voice change and facial expression, "It once changed the course of two teenager's lives. Two young mere street rats who was more than what they seemed…A saphaire and ruby in the rough" He whispered demonically the last part, making everyone including Mr. Garrison who stopped reading to listen to Butters tale, shivered in fear. Butters sat down with his loopy smile and his vibes have returned to normal.
"So, do you fellas want me to continue?" The girls and Mr. Slave squealed in excitement, The boys and Mr.Garrison nodding their heads frantically.
"I want to know more god dammit!" Cartman exclaimed, waving his hands frantically in the air. Sadly, Kenny was so excited that he was pulling his hood on so tight, he was about to lose oxygen until Token slapped him on the back.
"I guess it won't hurt to listen" Kyle thought out loud, just itching to strangle Butters for stopping. Stan smiled as to agree with Kyle and ushered the skinny boy to continue. Butters then got some shining silver dust from his pockets and threw some in the starry night sky for dramatic effect.
"It begins on a dark night…where a dark man waits…with a dark purpose…" He began his tale in the same dark tone he used before, everyone got close to listen to his mysterious tale.
The scene faded black and was replaced with the same starry nights just like South Park, and the same snowy landscape, except more cold and hailstones were pouring down hard on two shadowy figures who stopped driving their red BMW, waiting for someone. The driver was a 15 year old boy all in black, flaming tired red eyes resting from lack of sleep. The other one sitting at the back was a pudgy man with neat brown hair and eyes to match, wearing a black business suit to match. Suddenly, a certain little British/French boy was riding on a bike rapidly towards them. The sharp looking man smirked as he stepped out of the car to find the storm had stopped. His assistant came out to and soon the blond kid in is now broken bicycle fell in front of them.
"You're late Pip old chap!" The fat man snarled as Damien picked Pip up by the back of his ragged collar.
"Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry good sir," The tatty looking boy said timidly, cowering with his arms covering his face.
"Do you have it or not?" The little Brit nodded as he shakily dug into his pockets to reveal a funny piece of gold with an emerald jewel. Damien smirked and dropped him to the snowy ground. The man was about to reach with his sausage like fingers until Pip retreated it back.
"Um...pardon me Lord Eric, sir...but wasn't the deal to pay me first?" Pip asked, hooking up the courage at last. But in a flash, the object disappeared from his hand. Pip turned to Damien and saw that he was holding it in his hand and handed it to Cartman.
"Trust me, my French servant, you'll get what's coming to you," Cartman smirked. He took out the second half of the golden object out of her pocket and put the two halves together ever so slowly to form what looked like some kind of butterfly. Suddenly, it took off from his hands and into the snow dunes like a race horse on fire.
"Quickly, follow that damn bug!" He shouted as they got on their car and rode after the glowing speck of light, leaving the broken bike behind. They chased it until it reached a large dune. The two pieces separated and pierced into the dune on opposite sides, as if the dune had eyes. Then, the dune began to rise up, transforming into a giant head of Saddam and opened its mouth. The three of them got out of the car and starred in wonder.
"At last, after all my days of searching…" Eric whispered greedily, "The Cave of Hell!"
"..." Damien jaws just dropped, looking into the cave in awe.
"Golly Wolly!" Pip gaped, eyes wide like dinner plates. The business man turned towards the blond and grabs him by the collar.
"Now, remember, bring me the lava lamp! The rest of the treasure is yours, but that lava lamp…is mine!" He ordered the boy, letting go of him, who then turned towards the cave and giggled greedily as he walked towards the cave.
Damien turned to Cartman and whispered, "Eric, just where did you find this loser?"
Cartman simply made a shush gesture towards his associate. They turned back towards Pip, who looked disgusted of going to the Canadian Iraqi's mouth and the stairs seemed to move. He was about to enter, but he was blown away by the cave's shrilled scream!
"Ey, who disturbs my slumber gya?" the cave demanded.
"Uh…er…It is I, Philip Pirrup," he said, bowing nervously to the cave, "a poor merchant who sells fruits and vegetables"
"Know this, guuuy, only one may enter...One whose worth lies far within...The saphaire and ruby in the rough," the cave explained, blinking even so. Pip turned towards the two villians and shrugged, not sure what to do.
"Well, what are you waiting for? Go on Frenchie!" Cartman ordered impatiently. Pip glared at the fat boy but nodded and, hesitantly, he then moved one inch inside the cave. Putting on a brave face, he planted one foot down and waited for the worst to happen. Since nothing happened, Pip was about to take another step until another scream came. Pip screamed like a little girl and turned back, but the cave's mouth apparentally ate him whole, causing a big snow storm and the dune collapsed back to normal. All that was left were the two halves of the butterfly.
"Seek thee out, the two jewels in the rough,...gggggggguuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyy" the voice of the cave echoed into the night.
After the the snow stopped, Damien jumped out from the sand, dusted some off and coughed some out.
"I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never going to get our hands on that stupid lava lamp! Just forget it!" He pulled out some hair from his head as he continued, "Look at this! Look at this! I'm so pissed that I'm turning bald!"
"Patience, dear son of Satan, Patience!" Cartman argued, as Damien picked up the two pieces and handed it to him, "It seems Lil' ol Pirrup was a big waste of time,"
"Oh, there's a big surprise!" Damien yelled, being extremely sarcastic, "I think I'm going to have a HEART ATTACK and DIE from not being surprised! We got a big problem here, a big prob-" He got cut off when Cartman stuffed a snacky cake into his mouth.
"Yeeeeesssssss, we do have a big problem. Only one may enter. I must find these two jewels, these…saphaire and ruby in the rough…" He grinned menacingly as he and Damien got back into the car and went off, as this scene fades to black.
AmDrag: And that my friends is where it ends for now!
Pip: YOU HAD ME EATEN GOOD SIR!
AmDrag: Quit whining Frenchie!
Pip: -red from anger- I'M BRITISH YOU BLOODY MORON!
Cartman: Woah, mad French alert!
Pip: -chases Cartman and AmDrag around the room-
AmDrag: -runs away- THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
Cartman: -runs next to him- Nah, I think you mean, THE FRENCH ARE COMING! THE FRENCH ARE COMING!
Pip: -now has a machette- I WILL KILL YOU BOTH OF YOU!!!!
Stan+Kyle: Since AmDrag is busy, read and review! -smiles-