This is actually a drabble that I did for another pairing in my other posting sites. I decided to make it a NaruSasu drabble. The names and a few small details were the only thing I changed other than that it's pretty much the same.
Naruto frowned to himself. All the other guys have been talking about weird things. Things that the blonde just didn't instance, what the hell was the clitoris?The question revolved in his mind but came unanswered. Finally, he decided to ask someone else. Turning to Sasuke, he saw that the pale man was looking at a scroll."Teme?""Hn?" Sasuke answered not even looking at his direction. Naruto sighed and ignored that the other male didn't turn his way."Can you answer a question for me?"
"Hn." Sasuke didn't blink an eye as he listen to Naruto."What's the clitoris?"Sasuke's head snapped in Naruto's direction. The scroll forgotten on the floor. "W-What?""What's the clitoris?" Sasuke couldn't understand why Naruto was asking him such a question."It's... It's... Argh! Go ask Kakashi.""Sasuuuuke! Tell me! I want to know. What is it?"The brunette just stared at Naruto before giving in. "Grrr! Come with me."They walked in the direction on the lake, where they had last seen Kakashi reading his stupid hentai and there he was giggling at what ever he was hesitated before speaking. "Kakashi, Naruto has a question for you."
Giving them a curious look, the elder closed his book. For some reason, he had the feeling the question would amuse him. "What is it?"
"What's the clitoris?"The white haired man's reaction was very similar to Sasuke's. He just gaped at Naruto, waiting for them to say that the question was a joke they were on him. When he saw that Naruto really didn't know, he laughed. "It's the female version of a penis, except smaller."Naruto scrunched up his face with disgust. "Ewww! Girl's have a penis?"Sasuke glared at their sensai before quickly answering. "No, they don't! It's just a bundle of nerves that give girls pleasure.""I don't care. If it's the female version of a penis then I never want to see it in my life." He turned and walked back to the training smirked in Sasuke's direction. "Your welcome. Now all you have to do is work on not letting him fall for another guy."I actually got the idea to write this after my weight training class. A guy friend asked my friend and I what the clitoris was and my friend answered him, "The female version of a penis, except smaller." After hearing that my mind just wandered and created this. Tada Hope you like it. Comment so I know what you thought of it.