Alt. reality of suite life on deck
Bailey Martin and Zack Martin are twins and not Zack and Cody
Cody's new name is Cody Pickett and his appearance will be when his voice changed in "Lost at sea" and during the episodes, only his height and voice will change and clothing
Bailey Martin's previous boyfriend will be Lucas who will enter on board with Barbara and Bob.
Moose will be replaced by Ashton
I will edit the episode
Mr. Moseby was walking around the deck welcoming passengers. "Ah. I'm Marian Moseby, your cruise ship manager, welcome aboard," Mr. Moseby said to two of his passengers who were staring at him oddly or at least at his shorts. Mr. Moseby thought that they were admiring his shorts and said happily "You can get a pair like these at the closet deck, the shorts not the lights, hahaha" Mr. Moseby said laughing. The couple then left and London passed by shouting "Make way, London Tipton coming through". Mr. Moseby moved to avoid getting hit but the trolley the guy pushing (Okay, the scene is still same as the start) ran over Moseby's foot. "Argh, yow" Moseby said. "Oh, bumpy seats "London said and jumped off her luggage's.
"That was my foot" Moseby said. "Well, what was it doing under my trunk?" London asked. "Throbbing" Moseby said grinding his teeth in pain. "Moseby, enough of your problems, I'm on vacation, yay me" London said clapping her hands in her usual joyful manner. "Well, actually, yay you is actually attending seven seas high school. Now it may be on a cruise ship, but this is not a vacation. Now, your father put you on this ship so you can't run off to Paris for lunch and miss your afternoon classes," Moseby said. "I have afternoon classes? What next, classes in the morning" London said. "There, there London,the older I get, the more I realize that you have to look adversity in the eye and say, you don't scare me," Moseby said with a fierce expression. "Hey Mr. Moseby" two teens said. "Aahhhhh" Moseby screamed. "Moseby, you're shaking like a Chihuahua," Carey said. "Cold, sea breeze" Moseby whimpered. "Well, you probably shouldn't have left your pants in the drier so long" Carey said. "Hello Carey, boy and girl" Moseby said extending his hand for a handshake. "Did you miss us Mr. Moseby" Bailey asked. "Why yes, yes, yes, the last three months on this floating paradise have been sheer torture," Moseby replied with a sarcastic tone but no one else was getting a hint. "Well, your suffering's over," Zack said.
"Huh?" Moseby asked. "We're going to be attending seven seas high" Bailey said. "Huh?" Moseby asked terrified. "They said they're going to be attending seven seas high" London shouted at Moseby's face after moving from behind. "He's getting old" London whispered to the trio which is Carey, Bailey and Zack. "Believe me, it wasn't an easy decision but I can afford it with my employee discount, so how can I say no" Carey said. "Oh, like this NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Moseby first talked pleasantly then shouted at all of them then ran out and overboard into the water.
"Took that better than I thought" Carey said.
*the theme song*
*The scene now changed to the sky deck*
"I can't believe that I can study oceanography on the ocean" Bailey said happily. "I'm going to study anatomy, starting with her" Zack said pointing on a babe on the deck. "A-hem" Carey coughed sternly. "I mean as my study partner" Zack continued nervously. "Uh-huh, come on" Carey said while pulling her kids with her down the flight of stairs. "You know, I really hope Mr. Moseby is okay" Carey said. "Yeah, it's almost like he wasn't happy to see us" Bailey said. Then, Mr. Moseby came, carried by something in a safety float with seaweed wrapped around him with one in his mouth. Moseby then spits it out and said "Not true, I was jumping for joy,". "Now, put me down!" Moseby shouted and was dropped onto the deck. "Aww, come on now pants, you know you're happy to see us" Zack said. "Yes, I'm smiling on the inside," Moseby said sarcastically. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I swallowed a flounder," Moseby said walking away trying to cough out whatever he swallowed.
"Here's your seven seas high manual, don't lose it, it will be your life preserver" a lady said who was passing out manuals on the deck. The girl in front of her took it but then fell on the floor because it was too heavy. "Or your anchor" the same lady said. "Don't worry, your children are safe" The lady said trying to re-assure the parents of the girl. Then London walked towards the lady saying "Excuse me" to everyone she pushed out of the way. "Umm, is this were we get our assignments" London asked to the lady. "Yeah, but as you can see, there's a line" the lady said. "But as you can see, I don't care" London said. "My name is London Tipton" London introduced herself. "Oh" the lady said. "But let's not make a big deal that my daddy owns the boat" London said. "Deal, I will treat you the same as everyone else, BACK OF THE LINE" the lady said. London now have a freaked out face (at least it looked like one to me). "I mean If it's okay with you" the lady said. "It isn't " London said. "Then it's okay with me" the lady said.
About 10 minutes later,
"Check out our schedule, 8 O'clock, bingo, breakfast buffet, 9 O'clock, volleyball tournament and donuts, 10 O'clock, water sports and an omelet bar, man, I love this school" Zack said. "Zack, that's the passenger schedule, here's the student's schedule" Bailey said flipping the page for him. Zack slowly backed up his head and read "8 hours of school and a cheese sandwich" Zack said. "Attention, ten minutes to departure, All's ashore must be going ashore" a voice said.
"Well, I guess this is goodbye" Carey said. "Goodbye" Bailey said in a tearful voice. "I'm going to miss you guys" Carey said opening her arms for a hug. "I'm going to miss you too" Bailey hugged Carey. "What am I going to without you" Carey said tearfully. "Don't worry ma, I've prepared 6 months of casserole, they're in the freezer, heat it 30 to 45 minutes and no it doesn't include defrosting time" Bailey said. Carey then tried to give Zack a hug but he said "Mom, I'm not a baby anymore" Zack said. "I know its just, I'm going to miss you guys so much, I just don't know whats going to happen to my when you guys grow up, you don't need me to tie your shoes, to wear your sweaters which you really should be wearing because it's really breezy here on this deck, sorry, force of habbit" Carey said. "Well, bye Zack" Carey said extending her hand for a hand shake. "Well bye mom" Zack said shaking her hand but when Carey tried to leave, Zack held on to her hand. "Buddy are you sure you're okay?"Carey asked. "Yeah, sure, no problem, just excited, see ya" Zack said. Carey the left but Zack was still holding her hand. "Mommy, please don't go" Zack cried rushing to hug his mother.
*Scene switches to London's room*
"Ugh, how hideous," London commented as she entered her room. "Oh, you do not like your room?" the other girl asked. "No, your clothes, man, I really need to talk to daddy about these hideous maid outfits" London said. "Oh no, no, no, no, I'm Padma, your room-mate" Padma said as she introduced herself. "Isn't it bad enough that daddy's making me go to this stupid sea school, but he's making me share a room with a maid" London said with a terrified expression. " No, student" Padma said. "Student maid?" London said with the same face. "Oh, I hate training a new maid" London said sitting down. "And I hate rooming with stuck up snobs, so I guess we both have to (something, I couldn't understand what she said, you have to watch the episode to find out)," Padma said. "Look, I need my own room, oh, idea, why don't you drop out" London suggested. "Oh, better idea, why don't you drop dead?" Padma countered and London backed away gasping. "And there is nothing you can do that will make me drop out of this school" Padma said. London looked down, then at her jewelry box then looked at Padma and said "Really?" and Padma nodded her head with an uncertain look on her face. London then opened her jewelry box and said "Pick one from the top or two from the bottom," London said and made a gesture of pulling Padma while Padma walked toward London.
Outside
"I'm filthy rich, I'm filthy rich, oh, hold that plank(or something, I swear, that girl speaks weirdly), I've got things to buy" Padma shouted walking past. Then, Zack and Bailey walked past her into their corridor. "Right, Bailey, here's the plan, you go to this empty room, here and change to your boy's outfit," Zack instructed. "Right, and you'll keep watch outside," Bailey asked. "Yup, then we go our separate ways, now hurry" Zack said pushing Bailey in. "What the heck," Zack said and walked into the cabin opposite of the one Bailey walked into. "Oh hey, whats up?" Zack asked to the blond guy in the room. "Hi, my name's Cody Pickett, nice to meet you" Cody said putting his hand out for a hand shake. "Ah-ha- achoo, nice to meet you" Zack said putting his hand out for a hand shake but Cody withdrew his. "Man, you are a neat freak aren't you, great after being with one for 15 years, I get stuck with another one" Zack said. "Well, I went to three boarding schools before and all of them are untidy, and after 16 years (In my version, Cody is a few months older than Zack)," Cody said. "Great, I get the feeling that we are not going to get along very well," Zack said. "Why can't I just have someone tidy as a roommate, is that so much to ask for?" Cody said to the window. "Hey, you left a wig here" Zack said picking up something which is soft yellow mixed with beige. "Hey, put Hachi alone (I like than movie Hachiko)" Cody said snatching Hachi away from Zack. "You're allowed to bring pets to the ship?" Zack asked in awe. "Yes, in the guide lines by Mr. Tipton," Cody said and quoted "All students are allowed to keep 2 birds, or a dog or puppy or any other pet animals". "Man, wish I got a pet" Zack said. "Right, so just don't cross the boundary of the room" Cody said walking out with Hachi. "Right you got it, wait, Bailey" Zack said running towards his sister's room.
When Zack entered Bailey's room, there was a big plump guy with an afro. "Dude, this my sis… I mean my brother come out of the bathroom yet?" Zack asked. "There's no one in there right?" Woody asked. "Okay I'm done, Holy shit, what happened in here" Bailey asked as she came out of the bathroom as a dude. "Hi, I'm your room-mate, Woody" Woody introduced himself and held out his hands for a handshake but not before he sneezed and wiped it with his hand. "Right, and I'm Bailey" Bailey said but she shook his wrist instead of his hand.
"Man, you are of those neat freaks aren't you?" Woody asked. "I'm not a neat freak" Bailey said. "Man, why do I get a neat freak, I want someone messy and cool, like your brother, Zack here" Woody complained. "Great, just stay in your area and I stay in mine" Bailey said. Then, the door opened and Cody stormed inside saying "Zack, where is my wallet?". "Right, umm… about that, I don't have it, it's umm in my sister's bad here" Zack said nervously and tossing the wallet onto Bailey's bag. Cody then took his wallet back but not before taking hitting Zack on the back of his head and then leaving the room. "Really, Zack, taking something that doesn't belong to you on your first day?" Bailey said. "Man, I wish you were like him" Woody said. "And I'd rather not be" Bailey said leaving the room.
*Scene changes to outside the cabin*
Outside, Cody was playing with his dog. "Hi Cody, my name's Bailey" Bailey introduced herself. "Nice, to meet you" Cody said. Then, Hachi ran at Bailey and almost knocked her off her feet. "Cute puppy, whats its name?" Bailey asked giggling. "It's Hachi," Cody said putting Hachi into Bailey's hand and Hachi licked Bailey's face all wet. "Aww, stop it, it tickles" Bailey said giggling. "hey, it likes you, " Cody said laughing. "Any way, I'm sorry about my brother, he's as immature a ever" Bailey apologized still giggling. "Don't worry, it's not your fault, anyway, I noticed that your brother called you his sister, why?" Cody asked. "Umm… maybe it's because I use lotion and conditioner and stuff like that, umm.. like a girl?" Bailey answered, furious at her brother. "Damn it Zack, why can't you ever try to keep a secret" Bailey thought angrily. "Well, then I'm not the only one who uses these type of things" Cody said laughing again. "Wait, you also use all this stuff" Bailey. "Yup, and I'm not joking" Cody said. "Man, that is one girlish but cute boy, wait, did I say cute I mean argh.. who am I kidding, he's got eyes that can melt my heart, any day" Bailey thought. "Hello ? Bailey? Anyone in there?" Cody asked waving his hand in front of Bailey. "Huh, what happened?" Bailey asked. "Sorry, you kinda spaced out for a moment there." Cody said.
Woody and Zack walked out of the cabin.
"Hey guys, whats up?" Zack asked. "Oh umm…. Nothing just talking about his puppy, Hachi" Bailey replied still mad at Zack. "Guess what, Zack and I just farted a classical rock," Woody said. "Gross" both Bailey and Cody said at the same time. "That is it, I need to change room-mates with somebody tonight before Hachi and I die" Cody said walking away. "Hey, offended," Zack shouted down the hallway. "Don't worry, tonight it's stairway to heaven in your cabin," Woody said to Zack. "I'm so there" Zack said. "Well, at least it ain't in my cabin, maybe I won't be that bad inside now" Bailey took a whiff when she opened the door and nearly fainted in shock.
"Err… guys, you do know that you all are getting detention for not showing up in time for the presentation of our school?" Cody said as he came walking down the aisle. "What, detention on my first day? Nooo!" Zack and Woody shouted running down the aisle. "Nooooooo, detention for the first time in my life!" Bailey said panicking. "Well, you still have 20 minutes to get to class" Cody said. "So, whats the panic?" Bailey asked. "You don't know where it is and you need to collect your lockers" Cody said. "Damn… run" Bailey said sprinting down the aisle. "It's the other way," Cody said. "Now you tell me" Bailey said running back. "Now you tell us" Zack and Woody were running back towards him. "Hmm, morons" Cody said walking slowly then taking a turn opposite to Bailey's, Zack's, and Woody's.
"Hey, guys, wow, it took you 12 minutes and 13 seconds and 50 mili-seconds" Cody calculated. "How did you get here so fast" Zack asked panting. "Simple, you guys were supposed to go right, but you're ran left then around the diameter of the boat" Cody said. "Or he's super man, please don't hurt me" Woody said. All Cody did was look at him weirdly. "Any way, go get your lockers" Cody said shooing them in a direction. "Thanks Cody" Bailey said walking down. "Dude, you're supposed to be a guy, remember" Zack said. "Yeah, but I can't help it" Bailey said. "Whatever, don't blame me if you get kicked out" Zack said. "Fine" Bailey said. Cody on the other hand was thinking "Weird, did that Bailey guy just sound like a girl, heh, must be my imagination" Cody said walking into class.
At the biology lab…
"Then why do they call it a purser," London was asking. "I do not know but I do know that it is not his job to hold your purse" the lady from before said. "Fine, then you hold it" London said shoving her bad at the lady. "Good grief, what is in this?" the lady asked. "My allowance" London said cheerfully. The lady then gave the bag back to London and said "Moving on, this is the stae of the art marine biology lab" The lady said. "Which my daddy paid for" London shouted and then whispered "Can I go now?". "No" the lady replied. "Now if you will all follow me, we will all go up one deck to the planetarium" The lady said. "I don't know what it is but my daddy paid for it" London shouted again and then said "Can I go now?". "No and nothing would make me happier" the lady replied and then escorted the rest of the class out. "Hey, you wanna feed the octopus?" Woody asked Zack. "Yeah" Zack replied. Bailey on the other hand moved closer to Cody. "Man that is one good looking Saflepod(or whatever Cody said in the original episode) " Cody said. "Yeah, and did you know that they are highly intelligent creatures, they can be taught to open jars," Bailey commented. "Stupid jar" Zack said trying to open the jar with Woody. "We can get a hammer" Woody said. "Yes" Zack agreed.
"Man, Woody, right!" Zack whispered to Bailey. "You want him, we can switch roommates, you take Woody, I take Cody" Bailey suggested. "Deal" Zack said. Woody was picking the octopus from the water and said "Look, it's soo mushy" Woody said. "Yeah, and delicate" Cody said and just as he said it, the octopus sprayed its ink onto Woody's face and shirt. Woody then threw the octopus at Zack who also go sprayed before throwing it back into the water. "Maybe they're in still in the lab" someone's voice said. "What in the world is going on here?" the lady said. "Nothing Miss Tutweiller" Cody said. "Right, just come along kids" Miss. Tutweiller said ushering them out of the lab.
*Back at the cabin*
"Come on, how long does it take for you just to rinse off those ink" Bailey shouted. "Just give me a moment, I need to… hey, my donut" Woody said. "You're eating in there?" Bailey asked. "No!" Woody said as he came out with a mouth full of jam. "Hey did you guys see Cody, he's not in our cabin" Zack said. "Well, what is he's lost in the ship, or eaten by the kraken" Woody suggested. "I'm pretty sure krakens don't exist Woody" Bailey said. "Well, in cartoons they do" Woody said. "Any way, can you stay with Zack until I graduate to college Woody," Bailey asked. "I don't know" Woody answered. "I'll give you a cherry popsicle," Bailey said. "Done" Woody said. "Nice, now all we have to do is confirm with Cody," Zack said. "Yeah, what do you need to confirm with me?" A voice shouted from outside. All three of them turned around to find Cody carrying bags of cement. "Why do you have cement?" Bailey asked. "Simple, I plan to build a partition to separate me and Zack from staying together because he is disgusting" Cody said. "Well, no need, how would you feel like staying with me until I graduate to college?" Bailey asked. "Are you dirty and disgusting like them?" Cody asked pointing at Zack and Woody. "Nope, I am very tidy" Bailey said. "Really, what is your GPA then?" Cody asked. "3.75" Bailey said. "Mine is 76" Zack said. "And mine is 72" Woody added. But all Cody did was to give them a weird look. "Here you go" Bailey said giving Cody her report card. "Okay, good, good, good, not good, well, okay, you can stay with me" Cody said. "Why did you say not good?" Bailey asked a little bit offended. "You beat me in physics" Cody said dragging the cement back with him. "Well, Bailey, looks like you got some serious competition," Zack said. "What did I even do?" Bailey asked dragging her back pack and luggage with her. "Cody, why do you have cement with you" Mr. Moseby shouted.
In the afternoon, the gang was hanging out in the recreational area. "Hey, you wanna go play some laser tag" Woody asked Cody. "For the last time, no, I want to finish reading my Biology book," Cody said. Mean while, Zack and Bailey were playing pool. "Man, I can't believe you want to room with that nerd" Zack said. "Well, it's better than rooming with your two" Bailey said. "Why can't we get along like them" Woody complained. "Because, we are nothing alike" Cody said. "Yeah, but opposites attract" Woody argued crossing his arms. "Yeah, as in protons attract electrons, not friendship" Cody said. "You are impossible" Woody said storming off. "I hate this stupid sea school and I hate this stupid boat" London said walking in. "Hey look, countsy(or what Zack said) raiders game is open" Zack said rushing off. "I love this stupid sea school" London said. "Dibs on the cool head phones, they match my outfit" London shouted. "You playing?" Bailey asked. "No, I got to study for our next two weeks exams" Cody said. "Man, he sure studies more than you do" Zack said. "Attention, we will now conduct our first lifeboat drill, report to your assigned master station" the voice said and rang 3 bells. After a while, Zack, Bailey and London stopped playing. "Boy, that's a loud bell, I can barely hear myself not think" London said frowning. "What does 3 bells mean" Bailey asked. "Let's see, 1 bell for breakfast, 2 bell for lunch, and 3 bells for sinking ship" Cody said. And at that the three of them screamed. "Sinking ship, which way do we run" Zack asked. "Port" Cody replied still reading the biology book. "Run !" London shouted. "In a moment" Cody said said. "London, the other port" Zack shouted and London ran towards his voice. "Hurry, the water is already tipping over" London said. "No, you just broke your heels" Bailey said. "Even worse" London said. "Look, life jackets" Zack said and everyone rushed to put on one. "Ugh, are they all orange, I need to change" London said pushing the life jacket away. Bailey then pushed the life jacket back on London. "Look an exit," Zack said and all three of them rushed towards the exit. "One at a time" Zack said and every one said right but at the end all three of them still rushed out, pushed the door open and tripped over the railings and then fell towards the water.
"We fell overboard" Zack said. "Why is the ocean so hot?" London asked. "Probably because it's a hot tub" Moseby said. Zack and Bailey stopped struggling but London asked "Why is there a hot tub at the middle of the ocean?" while Moseby rolled his eyes. Then Bailey's cap came off and Zack handed it back to her and said "Dude, you're a girl". While, Miss Tutweiller dropped her clip board and Moseby groaned. "Really, that explains so much" Bailey said in a sarcastic tone but with a worried face.
Soon, all of them were out, the other students were sent back to whatever they were doing and Cody finally came out. "Miss Martin, why would you masquerade as a boy?" Miss. Tutweiller asked. "Well, I don't know" Bailey said. "Yes you do, it was the only way she could come to this school, I mean, she is meant to do more things than just a house wife. And seven seas high was Bailey's only chance to get away from the Tipton in Boston, and she can study to do what she wants to do for her whole life, and you can't just send her back to Boston" Zack said. "Well Bailey, your application form was by far the second most impressive" Miss Tutweiller said. "Wait, what, my application form was about barnacle reproduction and I added pictures, come on whose could be better" Bailey asked. "Who else than one of the top 197 students in his grade in the world, Cody Pickett, over there" Mr. Moseby said. "Oh come on" Bailey groaned. "Well, she can still stay in my room, if she wants to" Woody said. "We agreed to switch roommates, remember, " Bailey said. "Dang it, but that was before I found out you were a girl" Woody said. "Still no," Bailey said. "What about Cody's cabin, Cody could switch out of his cabin to join with Woody and I can stay in my cabin with Bailey" Zack suggested. "No, the rules released by the ministry of education has denied boy-girl cabin sharing even if it was siblings" Cody pointed out. "Please be quiet" Zack said. "We'd love for you to stay, but unfortunately, all of the cabin is filled and we don't have a place for you to stay, every girl has a roommate" Miss Tutweiller said.
"Except for me" London said. "Aww… London, thank you, thank you" Bailey said. "Huh?" London asked confused. "London, so nice of you to offer to share your room with Bailey" Moseby said. "I wasn't offering, I was gloating," London said. "Here's a diamond necklace, drop out" London said removing her necklace and giving it to Bailey. "I wouldn't drop out of this school even for all of the money in the world" Bailey said. "I can get that" London pointed out. "No, I want to stay here and be you B.F.F." Bailey said hugging London. "Get O-F-F" London shouted. "I will not share a room" London whimpered. "Well, you will if you want to stay in the school" Moseby said. "I don't, hasn't anyone been listening to a single word I said, STUPID-SEA-SCHOOL" London said and quoted. Oh it's just a big pain in the butt. London then threw her towel off the ground and walked away with the octopus from before stuck to her butt.
*At night*
"Mr. Moseby, read this note from London" Miss. Tutweiller said. Mr. Moseby groaned, took the note and then read out loud "I can't take it any more, no one understands me, no one cares about me…" Mr. Moseby read then glared at Miss Tutweiller for holding his arm then continued reading "I am going to a place where no one will find me, P.S., please send by bags to Parrot island even though that is not where I'm going". "What are we going to do" Miss Tutweiller asked. "Mr. Tipton will not like me loosing his daughter on the first day of school" Miss Tutweiller said. "Oh relax, the point on putting London on this boat is that there is no way out of it" Moseby said. "Yes, your right" Miss Tutweiller said. Then, they heard the noise of a helicopter above their head. "Except my helicopter" Miss Tutweiller continued. "Ah, my word, " Moseby shouted, then snatched a man's binoculars and looked up. "The pilot is wearing London's diamond necklace" Moseby said. "Turn that copter around, you are so on report, Frank, Frank !, Frank !" Moseby shouted then walking forward and eventually tripping over board again. "Man overboard, again" Miss Tutweiller shouted.
Note: please leave a review or a comment. So, what do you think ? I will release another one I think about next week at max.