Ok people since only 2 ofyou guys gave me you opinions....well, I guess I'll just have to combine two of your descisions...by making a RoyxEd AND HarryxDraco!!!! Yay!!! lol its set during the first movie, cuz well in my opinion the philosophers stone and the sorcerers stone is the same thing. I mean,come on... A red stone? Made by an alchemist? Made to make lead into gold and extend your life? sounds an awful lot like a philosophers stone to me!! XDDD anyways yea let the fun begin!!!

*disclaimer* I do not own fma,however much I would love to. Hmmm,but then again,they would actually expect meto work and go to conferences and meet my deadlines... No,no im much happier without owning fma.... *shudders*

"FULLMETAL!!! GET IN HERE NOW" Roys silky voice roared through his open office door as Ed tried to drop his report off on Fuery and make a run for it. Ed sighed, making his unhappiness known to the whole office. Havoc gave Ed a simpathetic smile, then abruptly went back to his work when Hawkeye gave him a "Don't finish your work today and die by my bullets" look. Ed gulped. He would much rather be teased mercilessly by Mustang than shot by Hawkeye.

Ed gave a"I'm actually glad im not you"look to Havoc, then strode to the open door. Drat, if it werent for the fact that Mustang must be the most lazy person on the planet, he would think that he had left the door open intentionally so he couldnt slamit open... Wait! It must be a conspiracy! Maybe Havoc, Fuery or even Breda were in on maybe,*gulp* Hawkeye... Damn it, and the dent in the wall was geting so big too...

Ed peeked around the corner of the doorframe and looked around for the dark haired alchemist. He wasnt at his desk so he was about to duck out again when a loud "EDWARD, GET IN HERE, NOW!" sounded through the door. Ed sighed. He should have known better than to know he could get off that easily. He picked up his slouch again and trudged through the door. "He had better not make a comment about my height this time." Ed thought, seating himself in the couch facing the Colonel's desk. He crossed his legs and put on his best "Ugh, I really dont want to be here and you know it" look.

Mustang looked over at the younger alchemist from his place behind his desk. He sighed. Did Ed really have to act like such a child all time? Really,he IS sixteen,isnt he? He looked at the clock. Dammit, they have 10 min left...

Roy cleared his throat and stood up. Ed looked at him, and was sure he saw a hint of a frown on his face. Hmmm,the only reason he would frown would be if he either had a lady taken from him,or one of the higher ups actually made him get off his butt and work for once. Ed took another look at the older man, who, unbenownst to him, had a tic growing near the corner of his eye. Definately work. He never gets all that worked up over ladies, that is, unless hes not getting any.

Edward gave a loud gasp then, and got up and walked to the Colonel. He felt his head, then felt his own. "Wow, no fever. I thought that by now you would be writhing on the floor, crazed like a mountain lion on a vegetarian diet." He laughed then. Hm, I guess I have to give the man more credit.

Mustang stood up. He looked about ready to snap. And I mean that literally Ed thought, looking at him grinding his gloves together as if getting ready to make a spark. "What do you mean, Fullmetal" He ground out through clenched teeth. He looked at his pocketwatch again. Damn,they only had 5 minutes, and they would be here. Why couldnt he act his age? And really, did he look like he had a fever?

"Well, by the looks of it,you either have to do REAL work for once or your trying your hand at chastity. And though the later seems to be more unlikely, its not like you would ever get off your butt and actually WORK!! I mean, that is what you send me around on all these wild goose chases for. right? To do your own dirty work" Ed finished, rubbing his chin and looking very much like as if he was TRYING to impersonate a psycologist.

"Fullmetal, for your information, despite popular belief, I DO actually work. And I don't go crazy without sex. And the reason I called you in here today is to give you your new mission. Well, OUR new mission, since it seems the Fuhrer deemed fit to send us both on this mission is to" Roy started to state their mission, but was abruptly interupted by a spluttering Edward. He smirked. It seems his psycologist guise wasnt all that composed.

"Wait,wait wait. The Fuhrer expects US as in YOU and ME to go on a mission, TOGETHER? We would kill each other! I mean, with all the yelling we do, I would think that someone would have reassigned me by now. Hey, now that I think about it, why HAVENT I been transfered yet" Ed went back to his seat, pretending to think.

Roy growled. He will never get the mission out of his mouth in time. He checked his pocketwatch again. 1 minute left... Ok,might as well just give him it to read. If anything,Ed always reads whats in front of him and reads faster than any bookworm I know of. He threw the file at Edward, letting a little bit of satisfaction show when it hit him in the face.

"You bastard! What the hell was that for?" Ed yelled, jumping up and scattering the pages across the floor. O well, so much for that plan. He saw Ed's lip form the word "magic" as he stooped to pick up the papers and saw the words inside it. Or maybe not. He watched as Ed picked up the file and started reading,completely forgetting to sit down in the process. Well, I've got to give it to him. Reading realling is one of the many special talents he posseses. Should it be fair that hes a child genius, a fast reader,remembers everything he reads, is loved by the people,performs someof the most amazing alchemy i've ever seen,and is freaking sexy to boot?

Ed finished reading 20 seconds later and his mouth was hanging open. "Magic? Magical worlds and schools and secret towns? Really Mustang, I would have thought you would be past fairy tales by now." Ed said, not quite wanting to believe it. If magic truly exsists, then there might be a possibility in getting Al his body back!

The dark haired alchemist looked over at the younger alchemist,exasperated. Granted,his reaction to the mission when Hawkeye first placed it on his desk was pretty much to the same degree. But to see it acted out in front of him, it kinda unnerved him. What didnt help at all was a loud CRACK sounding throughout the room, bouncing off the mostly empty walls. Ed fell backwards off the chair,shocked. Roy stood up and positioned his fingers to snap. Riza burst into the room, gun cocked,loaded,and ready to shoot. In the middle of the room stood a tallman with the longest, whitest beard anyone in the room had ever seen before.

"Greetings, Colonel Mustang, 1st Lt. Hawkeye. And you must be Edward Elric. It is very nice to make your aquaintance. I am Albus Dumbledore. You may call me Professor Dumbledore. I have come on the behalf of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to enroll you to start as of September 1, as you all should have gotten the letteri send." Professor Dumbledore said, beaming merrily around the room.

This man is gay! My gaydar went off as soon as he stepped foot into the room! Roy thought, but lowered his raised hand and motioned for Riza to put her gun away. She houlstered her gun, but kept her gun hand ready for any sudden movements from the older man.

Ed stood up, cursing as he brushed himself off. Typical, the one time I don't believe in the unbelievable, it blows up in my face. He turned to face the Professor. 'Why am I getting this notice now. Shouldnt you have sent it to me, instead of that? Ed asked, jerking his thumb in Mustangs direction.

"Well, first of all cursing isnt tolerated at Hogwarts, so you had better refresh your vocabulary, young man. And secondly, since you don't seem to have a legal guardian, the role has been reassigned to your commanding officer henceforth." Albus stated calmly, not even flinching when Ed cursed again because his hair tie snapped suddenly and hit him in the face on its quest for freedom and now his hair was all over his face. Really, is it get up in Edwards face day today? Seriously, and its not like it was all that great before I got here as well..

Ed sat back down after righting the couch into its previous postion. He stared at the Professor. Albus Dumbledore stared back. They stared at each other another couple of minutes before Ed blurted out, "Your gay, right?"

Roy, who was halfway between a "calming" sip of tea, sprayed his stacked papers with the grimy much the military deemed "coffee"

Damn, I knew Ed was smart, but who knew he had a gaydar? Wait, I wonder if he picks up on bisexuals... If so, then I'm totally screwed...

Albus simply stared at Edward, who now looked like he was trying not to laugh at the mess that the Colonel had made of his desk. "Yes, I am. Do you have a problem with that?" He asked, peering with his electric blue eyes at Edward, who looked vaguely uncomfortable now.

"Why should I have a problem with who you are? Plus, if I have a problem with you,then I would have to have a problem with myself, cuz I'm gay as well. I was just asking in a roundabout way if gays were accepted at Hogwarts." Ed stated.

Three pairs of eyes swiveled towards him, even Roys, his coffee stained documents forgotten. So Edwards gay! Why didnt I pick up on it? Usually I pick up on stuff like this. I wonder if Maes knows...

Albus then looked at the coffee stained table and tookout his wand. He pointed it at the mess and said Terego and started simphoning the coffee off the papers. When he was done, besides the papers being a bit faded than what they used to be, they were as good as new. Ed stared. "So thats magic?" He asked, curiosity getting the best of him.
"Yes, thats magic. Thats only the barest glimpse of it though. There are hundreds of thousands of spells in this world, and you get taught most of them at Hogwarts. We practice white magic, the good kind."

Ed shook his head, still contemplating whether or not he should accept the mission. Theres the chance that I could find a way to bring Als body to this side of the gate if I study there. But if i go, Al would have to stay alone, because I'm sure that they wouldnt let a walking suit of armor on school grounds...

Mustang looked at Ed, with his hair shining gold in the light of the room as he shook his head slowly. Dammit,I cant reveal it to anyone that I'm gay. Cuz if that ever happened, I'm afraid I might just lose control and jump Ed. I mean,isit really fair to be that freaking hot?

Albus stared at him then, and Roy got the feeling he was being x-rayed. Well, thats something you dont see everyday. Can he really know what I'm thinking? Albus smiledthen and said "Well, then, it seems that we've spent enough time chatting. We have to get to Diagon Alley to ge tboth of your supplies. Yours, Edward, as a first year student. I know your 16, but for all intents and purposes,you must be put into the 11 year old class. I mean, its not like you wouldn't fit in, with your height and stature."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL OF A BEAN THAT EVEN IF AN ANT WERE SIZED UP NEXT TO ME,YOU WOULD STILL NOT SEE ME!!" Ed exploded, jumping up from his chair again and sending his hair flying behind his shoulder.

Albus looked at him, utterly amused. He hasnt seen that kindof reaction from someone for several years. Millenia, even He thought. Instead of commenting, he saidto the two alchemists," Grab ahold of one of my arms,both of you. We are going to do something similar to teleporting. Its called apparating."

Ed sullenly walked up to the bearded, cloaked man and gingerly took ahold of his arm. Roy strode over to the other side and tookhis other arm confidently. Riza stepped forward and said "Be safe, Colonel. And please, Ed, dont go looking for trouble" She stepped back and walked out the door, shutting it after her.

Albus, with a little twinkle in his eye, said,"Ready? Okay, brace yourselves for this" It felt like the world was pulled out from under their feet as they took a firmer grasp upon the elder mans arm, ready for anything this magic world had to throw at them.

SOO... How did I do? Tell me,tellme tell me!!! I wrote this in the span of two hours and I'm exausted!! I feel as if I should thank two of my regular reviewers on my other story, Shades of Gold. This is a combo of both your wishes, shawpaw12 and xxforest-dragonxx. I love both RoyxEd and later on in the story will come HarryxDraco. As the saying goes, theres a thin line between love and hate!