How to Make All the Nation-tans Do Unspeakable Things
Show Italy a new TV show
He ran around with a bucket on his head screaming "Sterminare! Sterminare!" whenever anybody came near him. If he crashed into a wall, which happened every few minutes, he would weakly mumble "La mia visione รจ compromessa" and collapse to the floor for a second or two before running off with a squealing "Doitsu Doitsu Doitsuuuuuu!" Whenever he came across a staircase or small hole in the ground, he would slowly pronounce "Elevare!" before continuing up or across.
After a week, Japan, Germany, England, and America ganged up on the bastard who poisioned Italy's mind and *censored for rating*.