Authors note: yes!! it's finally here!! after days of writers block it is finally here!!!!

"All Akatsuki Members, Report to Leader."

I sat up in bed and rubbed the sleep out of my icy blue eyes. I had been a member of the Akatsuki for two years now, and in love with Deidara. I got up and looked in the mirror. My stomach was large. Well, wouldn't yours be if you were pregnant? Yes. That's right. I'm pregnant. I wasn't allowed to do any missions anymore…until I had my baby. I've been pregnant for 9 months, my baby was due any day now. and believe me. It's no fun. I grabbed a red ribbon and tied my black hair in a ponytail. Deidara didn't like it when I had my hair hanging down in a low ponytail, because it reminded him of Itachi. I looked at it. I did look somewhat like Itachi, but my hair was longer. A lot longer. My hair was almost to my knees and it kept growing. I guess eventually I'd have to find a hairstyle Deidara liked. "jeez…5 in Th' fulcking morning…what's the idiot leader thinking?!" I heard Hidan mumbling as he walked past my door. "Not awake, huh Hidan?" I said, stifling laughter. Fulking. I mean, really! Fulking!

"Shut up! Your one to talk! You sleep a lot nowadays!"

I raised my eyebrows and opened the door. "Are you pregnant?"

"I'm glad I'm not. Oh and uh, you might want to take the ponytail down before Deidara sees you." He said as he walked away into the 'main room' as I called it. I glanced at the bed, half expecting Deidara to wake up. Yes. We slept together. I mean, we were practically married. And I was pregnant with HIS kid.

I pulled the ribbon out and just put it in a braid instead. "Deidara, wake up!" I said walking away.

"Muh..?" he said getting up, yellow hair covering most of his face. "Fine, un…" reluctantly got out of the bed.

I looked at the huge hands in the middle of the room. 6 people were on it. 4 looking holographic, the rest real. I climbed onto my place. Itachi's figure was missing.

"Where is Deidara?" Pein asked, looking at me.

"Right here, un…" Deidara said, walking in and brushing hair out of his face. He probably hadn't had enough time to put his hair up, because it was hanging down. To be blunt, he looked sexy.

He crawled onto his place. Yes. Crawled. "Where's Itachi, un?" he said stretching.

Pein looked at him. "We do not know."

"For now, all we can assume is that he is dead. We can't find any trace of him." Zetsu's black side said.

I looked at Kisame, then back at Pein. "Who would have killed him?"

Kisame looked at me, and I leaned slightly away from him. He still freaked me out. Especially when he stared at you with those beady fish eyes of his. "His little brother. Sasuke."

I raised my eyebrows. "a kid killed an S-rank ninja?"

Kisame shook his head. "Sasuke is probably 17 or 18 now."

I nodded. "I see. I guess he would put up a strong fight against Itachi."

Kisame looked behind him. "I must go. The Sasuke kid is here."

Before Kisame's figure disappeared we all heard a 'Where is Itachi?'.

"Sasuke." Kisame said as he disappeared.

Pein looked at all of us. "All of you be aware. Sasuke will attack each and every one of us for information."

We all nodded. "Dismissed."

Deidara helped me down from the statue. "Hey, Deidara? We haven't really discussed names. Y'know…for the baby?"

He shrugged. "If It's a girl how about Saione, un?"

I looked at him. "Saione, as in Shione mixed with Sasori?"

He nodded. "Yep, un. Except the e on the end is pronounced like eh. So Sai-own-Eh, un."

I smiled. "I like it. Though we could just make it easier and name her Sasomi. No matter what, I want it to sound a little like Sasori."

Deidara looked down. "Because he died, un?"

I nodded. "Yes. I didn't know him very well but he was your teammate." Yep, Sasori had been killed.

Deidara shrugged. "I dunno, un. Saione mixes you with Danna. And most likely, our daughter, supposing we have a girl, un, will look like you. And if it's a boy, we could just name him Sasori."

I shrugged. "Well, that would be easier. Maybe…Sasei?"

Deidara raised his eyebrows. "You've got to be joking, un. It either sounds like your saying Saucy with an accent or Sasuke. And I do not want our son to sound like an Uchiha, un."

I thought about it. "True. Very true. Sasori is easier and…" my eyes widened as a wave of pain rushed over me. "Oh god!! Is the baby coming, un?!" Deidara yelled frantically.

The pain stopped. "No. he slash she just kicked. Really hard, to tell you the truth."

Deidara sighed in relief. "Thank god, un. I thought you were giving birth. It wouldn't be a good, since we're the only ones in the base."

I nodded. "Yeah…"

Authors Note: If you have a suggestion for a baby name, please send it to me!! I'll gladly look at them and maybe use one of them!!