Disclaimer: I don't own either Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica. This is for fun. Now that all the boring stuff is over, let's see the fanficiton based on Star Trek (2009) and BSG (2003)! The events that unfold are also after "Star Trek, into Darkness

Prologue

A voice spoke out in an ethereal world, where things were, but weren't at the same time. This voice belonged to a god, one of many existing thanks to the sentient minds cropping up in every galaxy, universe, and parallel worlds.

The room the speaker was in was grey, like anything else in their universe, the universe of legends, monsters, and gods. And the speaker was worried.

THOR! Shouted the god. "Yes, Father?" Replied his son, and he scurried into the room. Thor did not look like what he was millennia ago. His armour was patched in places, and would have fallen off if those humans did not create those movies about him two centuries ago.

Of course, the speaker was Odin, Father of the gods. Or the Norse ones, at the very least. "I have grave news." "Father, you always have grave news." "Silence THOR! The situation I am speaking of is VERY different."

"How so, father," Asked Thor, swinging his blasted hammer back and forth. "The other gods have grown restless. Too many of us have died from not being believed in. I myself am growing old… and Osiris. He was a good god, but not many people believe in him anymore. Anyways, The other gods, especially Zeus, Athena, and the rest are planning to make all the races believe in us once more."

"What's so bad about that father? We'll be able to live like we're young again!"

"And cause all of the troubles we have done in the past? Our time is gone, Thor. What is the time now…The Twenty-Third Century?"

"Yes father, but can't we at least get…"

"No! I don't know how exactly the other gods will convince all of the species ever to exist to believe in us again, but I know what the eventual outcome will be. I've already seen their first draft, mindless corpses of humanoid beings corrupting other species with nano-technology. I believe that they are now calling themselves the Collective. I know their second draft, humanity.

"What do you propose?"

"We should alter the past ourselves, and hope for the best. I have one human ship in particular in my mind…

George Kirk sat strapped into his ship, the USS Kelvin, as he set a collision course with the unknown ship that could incapacitate a Federation star ship in minutes. Suddenly, as bits and pieces of the USS Kelvin flew off, a crying could be heard. It was his wife and child's sounds in their shuttle.

His wife told him that their child was a boy. George Kirk could not help but be overjoyed at becoming a father, even as his doom came close and closer.

"I love you." Kirk said, as the landing bay of his ship tore off. "I love you so mu…"

Suddenly, the death-like ship disappeared from the viewscreen. Kirk was speechless, but thought, "The damned ship must've warped out to avoid a direct collision." Kirk breathed out a sigh of relief, as debris enveloped his ship, covering it from outside view. His wife cried out in agony, thinking that he had already perished.

Before he could tell his wife otherwise, the transmitter connecting his voice to his wife's ended. A sudden tremor knocked him off his feet. Kirk looked around, confused, until he saw the gaping black hole in front of him.

The bridge was cracking in places, as the gravitational forces of the black hole slowly rendered the numerous support structures of the Kelvin useless. George Kirk could not think of a worse way to die, as a falling metal beam hit him behind his cranium, making him black out.

George Kirk woke up. He looked around, although his blurry vision didn't allow him to see his surroundings properly. Thinking that he was in the afterlife he rubbed his head, and groaned, "I thought the afterlife was supposed to be painless…"

After a few moments, he realized that he in the ruins of his ship. Miraculously, life support still functioned. Looking outside the viewscreen, Kirk saw that only the saucer section had survived, and the rest of the ship was in total ruins.

Sparks flew as Kirk walked around. How he had survived and why, he didn't care.

He tried opening the door to get out of the bridge by force, but it wouldn't budge. Of course. He doubted anything on the ship worked anymore. He just sat down on the captain's chair, put his face in his hands, and stayed still, contemplating his next move. Only for a while.

Kirk felt a vibration. He didn't notice it before, but now that he felt it, worry crept into his mind. "What's happening?" Suddenly, a violent tremor tore the top of the bridge off, knocking Kirk to the ground, and a blue sky thrust itself into his eyes.

"What the hell is happening!" Another violent jolt threw him out of the bridge, and Kirk could see for a moment, the decrepit piece of burnt out metal that was his ship, still bearing parts of its name, US_. K_LV N, plummeting into a bright sea.

Unfortunately, a tiny cargo vessel was in its way. It seemed that the cargo vessel hadn't noticed the giant falling piece of metal falling toward itself until it was too late, and Kirk could see figures jumping out of the vessel. A few moments later, parachutes bloomed over the sea.

A crazy idea took control of his mind, and George Kirk quickly adjusted his body into a dive, hitting one the parachutes, hearing surprised cries below. A few moments later, he felt cold water seeping into his clothes; Someone grabbed his body as he blacked out, again. Kirk only hoped his universal translator could work after a dip in a foreign sea.

(1 month after Star Trek. Into Darkness)

Booze and girls. Those were the thoughts that ran through Captain Jim Kirk's mind as the party music blared into his ears, confusing his senses. "Ahh…"He thought.

Suddenly, his surroundings fell around, as each molecule that made up the room tore each other apart. The molecules then joined together again, and to his horror, Kirk saw…

"JIM! WAKE UP ALREADY! DAMMIT, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT YOUR BABYSITTER!"

Kirk woke up. "Bones, is it necessary to scream in my…OW!" Bones had just 'stabbed' him with, well, a needle filled with some medical liquid. "STOP THAT!"

"Let's see, I see you sleeping like an idiot for because we were waiting for repairs, while the intercom from the station stated, ten minutes ago, that the repairs were finished! Just because the new refits from the recent pirate attacks took at least two hours to finish doesn't mean you can just plop down to your Captain's lounge and just drink every goddamn bottle of booze in sight! Spock had to lie to the station guy to save your face, and only after the entire bridge begged him to! So.."

"Alright Bones, I get it! I'll just get there right now. Sheesh…" Kirk got up, stretched, and sprinted toward the lift situated near his lounge. Bones followed, still rankled by Kirk's ineptitude.

As the lift dropped them off straight into the bridge, Kirk asked Bones, "Why were there refits again…"

Spock spoke up. "Captain, the refits were completed exactly thirteen minutes and thirty two seconds ago. I was forced to…"

"Yeah yeah. I get it. I was lazy and you had to save my ass. Let's just get the ship running now."

"Captain, you need to know that our ship can go faster than before, and we have increased shielding by 20%." Spock replied, nonplussed.

Kirk looked dumbfounded at Spock as he took his seat. "How the f.."

Uhura replied, "The refits that we received, Captain, were mostly based on the remnants of former Admiral Marcus's ship, the USS Vengeance. You already received a letter stating that fact."

"Is Scotty happy with the refits?" A voice blared behind Kirk, "Yes captain, as this time, I was allowed to look at whatever was inside of those bloody things!"

The new member of the ship, Carol Marcus, also stated, "I oversaw the refits myself, and the ship is ready to go, captain.

Kirk smiled sheepishly. "Well, what are we waiting for? Punch it, Sulu!" Sulu complied happily, and the Enterprise whisked itself away.

"So, father, you wasted much of your remaining lifespan to whisk that Roman or Reman ship away from the Earth ship for what reason?" Asked Thor, at his father's bedstead.

I knew, from Kronos, that saving that ship would lead to another timeline. As the other gods would change the past and present as well, I saw it necessary…

Alright father. Now, what should I do?

Keep guard, as I suspect many of the other gods, Zeus in particular have noticed my disturbance in the time. You should bring Loki, he is loyal to me, and get him to send a ship, I think the USS Enterprise, to the exact time where I sent the other ship, about 150,000 years ago…