AN: This is a pure parody, please. Don't get serious about this. Anyway, i'd like to quickly thank you guys for all the reviews on sweetest sickness :3, anyway, enjoy.
~ CardsofQuadrants
Cronus sat in a dream bubble. Alone, as usual. The other trolls couldn't handle his amazing looks and charms, or so he believed. He looked around the scattered rocky beach. No one was around. He got up and decided to go for a walk. It's not like anyone would miss him anyway.
He'd been walking for awhile, crossing paths with stray memories. Until finally, he sees one he's never seen before. He walked up to it, placing his hands on it and peering into it like a crystal ball. With out even a second thought. Well, people pay prices searching through stuff that isn't theirs, bad, or good punishments.
Suddenly, he wasn't in his dream bubble anymore. He looked around. It was a dark starry night. Glittering brightly. He casted his gaze on some troll who's silhouette was a shadow against the stars. it looked about his height.
" Yo, troll owver there!" He called out to it. Noticing they turned around to look at him, they walked closer. It was a girl. into the small light. She had short hair, and a tipped horn. But her clothes were draped in a clear shall.
" Who+ Yo+u Talking To+ Bo+y?" She said in a sassy enchanting voice.
" um.. You?" He said, time to turn on the charm.
" What Do+ You Need, And O+h My Go+o+dness, That Weave! It's Abso+lutely Ho+rrible!" she grabbed his arm," You Need A Makeo+ver." She said dragging him away, her sassy dominate tone enchanting him every moment.