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The Mewtwo's Technetwork
::The Auidience claps, as PsyKing,a Mewtwo,is typing away on his Linux computer as his friend (and fellow Mewtwo) Balak watches on::
PsyKing:Good evening folks!It's PsyKing.....
Balak:And Balak!
PsyKing:Now before I introduce my next project,I'd like to say something about hacking.
Balak:Go on.
PsyKing:As you know,I am a privacy advocate.I hate spyware in any form.But if someone is bullying you,being a nosey idiot,or making unfair rules,they don't deserve privacy.That's why I coded a tool for hacking into computers.
Balak:What is it, PsyKing?And is it legal?If it isn't,expect Kanto's President to take you to Sing-Sing.
PsyKing:It's a program I made for Linux called PK HACK,and no,it's 100% illegal.But I've got good lawyers.It stops lusers from using it requiring an eyeprint-scan.If you can get by that,prepare for a program that regions would start a war for.
::PsyKing opens up a program with a layout similar to Ad-Aware,notable exceptions being that it's dark blue,and instead of the Ad-Aware logo,a Mewtwo with a Swiss army knife is there.Under it,a field to place the IP address is there.::
PsyKing:Instant power and fun-just add an IP address!
Balak:Is that button that says,"Find Password" the best part?
PsyKing:Nope,but it's the link to the best.It bypasses firewalls,guards,everything just to get the password.Windows can't detect the process in the Task Manager.
Balak:Damn,you think of everything these days.
PsyKing:Damn straight-once you're in,it then allows you to view, edit, and download their files and folders by treating the HD as an FTP server.You can get a rough draft of your trainer's love letter to a lover,for example,or if he's a jerk,send them a virus the I made that disables anti-virus programs.
Balak:Woah......
PsyKing:For example,I'll hack into the exploitive idiot Kanto President's computer.
::He types in an IP address,and a virtual desktop pops up.::
Balak:Oh yeah!
PsyKing:A love letter!I'll open it up.::he opens it::Hah!He's planning on making a no-legendary law so she can fight in "peace!"What an idiot!
::PsyKing deletes it after saving a copy for himself::
PsyKing:::opens another text file::Ah!It's his experiences as a Pokemon Trainer!He started out with Bulbasaur,who escaped,so he got a Rattata!He got the badges by bribing Gym Leaders with money.He humiliated members of the Elite 4 to become champion,then got beaten by Gary.Then he went into-::laughs wildly::EXOTIC DANCING!Then he bribed to get to the top of Kanto's goverment.What a hoot!
::PsyKing saves one for himself and deletes the original::
PsyKing:I'll be bribing him to "reveal" it to me...::grin::
Balak:Man,that rules!::grabs a floppy titled "PK HACK"::THANK YOU,PSYKING!
PsyKing:All to give us out rights!See you guys tomorrow!
::The audience claps as the show goes of air.::