Karen here to tell you this is going to be a slow updated fanfiction that hopefully that you guys can enjoy. Hopefully this will be enjoyable for you guys and we get to finish this.

Pairings that we both agree: Spamano, Gerita, and Shizaya

Chapter 1: Realization

Hetalia

Japan feels nauseous.

Why exactly is he feeling nauseous? Japan does not know. And not only does Japan have nausea feeling, he soon has these…"symptoms"… He did not know why but Japan soon has impossible and strange taste for food. His appetite has strangely led him to the weirdest creation that is food. Pizza with chocolate ships and whipped cream, jalapeno smoothies, something called Jell-O Salad, and so much others that Japan couldn't believe he is actually eating. Why not only does he crave for weird food, he is also wants to eat foods that he indeed dislikes!

How could Japan have this symptom? For in the early morning or late at night, Japan pukes in his advanced technology that is his toilet. Though it must been the horrific combinations of food he somehow can't stop eating, he couldn't help but wonder why it's happening to him. And strangely out of all, Japan has these…character or personality changes that he has. One time, Japan got completely angered and somehow unbelievably actually talks back at Switzerland –though Switzerland is quite frequently scary with that death glare and multiple guns he somehow hid…

He didn't understand how all of these are happening! He tries to go to his personal doctor and then a human doctor but both said he's in perfect condition! How could Japan have symptoms and feel nauseous with any sort of virus or bacteria or really anything?

So Japan uses the Internet as his last thing to trying to discover this… this condition. Though the Internet isn't the most trusted, Japan has become desperate. He has feared that these symptoms are beginning signs of him disappearing as the personification… how could that happen? Japan does not want to know, he's hoping it's just actually a little parasite that's hard to find or that these symptoms are signs of him getting older. So he clicks away to search for any answer, any opinions that could explain his symptoms. And soon his back pain comes again, which strangely, there are pains around his body are coming more as well as intensifying. He believes it's just him being old and all but it's too suspicious.

"Ve, Japan, you okay?" Japan goes straight up and quickly turns to see the curious face of one of his beast friends, Italy. "Ve, you've been on the computer a lot and you're not eating any fishies, especially sushi and really anything that's really, really salty! I-Is there something wrong? Veh! Please tell me you're sick! Please! I don't want you to die~!"

Japan couldn't help but somehow openly smile of the concern Italy has on him. It's really weird how his usual mood changes into something that isn't him. Even Italy is surprised of the rather openly smile, usually Japan would blush in embarrassment and trying to reassure Italy as he bawls his eyes out.

"It's alright, Italy-kun," Japan then tries to reassure, "I'm just trying to find… what… symptoms for something…"

Italy then looks at Japan curiously and then widely smiles, "Japan, can I help you, please! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!"

Japan tries not to roll his eyes but nods. Italy soon gives even a wider smile and then asks for the symptoms in a begging yet excited voice. Japan soon then tells, "Well, there's this… acquaintance of mine who is having these symptoms. He first felt nauseous but then he felt he been getting these weird… symptoms. He has been overindulging with the strangest food-"

"Stranger than America's?"

"…I guess so, but not only that, he's also been eating food he used to hate as well. And I believe because of this overeating, he begins to puking. HE pukes especially at late at night or early in the morning and feels rather tired during the day. Not only that, he is also having these strange… character changes where his emotions are out of order from the usual and becomes, well, moody…"

When Japan finishes, he looks up to see Italy is giving him a rather weird look. Then again, Italy isn't the most… intellectual friend to have. But before Japan could do anything-

"Ve, Japan," Italy says, still giving that weird look, "Are you sure your friend isn't a girl?"

Now that's an unusual question… Japan didn't hear from anyone till now. But Japan somehow couldn't help but be rather curious about it. "Why would you ask that, Italy-kun?"

Italy soon tilts his head and answers, "Ve, because that's sounds like your friend is pregnant!" Soon Italy gives off a cheery look and aura, "Ve~, is she pretty? I hope she's pretty! Where is she? I really, really, really, really, really want to congratulate her! Ve~, a little bambino~, they are so cute~! Don't you think so Japan? Ve? Japan? Japan! Ve! Japan, why did you faint, ve!"

"I like that you visited me, aru. But I know you enough that you didn't come here to visit just because you felt like it."

Japan bows a little as he takes his seat to China's dining table. Though he was first rather shocked at Italy's little… hypothesis. Of course, Japan couldn't reject the idea since he then did research and well, it's actually true. Being in perfect health while having these symptoms, pregnancy is the most possible and realistic one than dying and disappearing as a personification. So, Japan goes to the eldest and most experienced personification, China.

"I need… your experience…" Japan tries to pick his words right, "I have been having some… symptoms… that lead to…" He didn't know if he should say pregnancy, it's actually quite embarrassing to tell someone.

China however does not really know what's going on with Japan. Usually anyone would usually visit him on his experiences of being the eldest personification and still living today. But what would Japan need from him? Japan is one of the eldest nations and experienced most of what China did as well. Sitting down with Japan, China also put sown a kettle of good herbal tea and two teacups made of fine clay and brilliantly painted green and shined. He already pours some tea in one of the teacups for him to drink and waiting for Japan to respond. However, Japan seems to be having a moment of thinking as China could see. Whatever Japan is going to ask, it's not going to be easy for both of them, that for sure.

China sighs and begins to drink his tea. However, Japan soon says, "I believe I'm pregnant."

Now China has manners, unlike the Western, that he doesn't do those silly spit-takes. However with that said, China is now choking on his tea, his very hot tea. Coughing hard, China had to put down his cup and put his head down. While China is coughing and trying to get the hot liquid out his lungs, Japan is blushing in embarrassment. Maybe it isn't right to talk to China…

"I'm sorry, aru… But did you say that you're… pregnant…?" China croaks, he still couldn't believe his little brother Japan would say that. Now, China knows is serious and does not joke… Unless the Western countries have persuaded Japan to do a prank, maybe the prank is now… "…Is this a prank, aru?"

However, Japan's blush of embarrassment soon spreads all over his face and turning more than a shade darker. Now, China knows Japan isn't forced on a prank or even kidding at all. Japan is serious, Japan is 100% serious on thinking that he's pregnant. How? Looks like China has to listen to Japan's assumption and clues why.

"Well," Japan begins, trying to reason China that he isn't crazy, "At first, it was plain headaches that I had time from time, but soon it slowly begin turning into nausea… I thought I was getting stressed from work and try to have a vacation…" Japan blushes as he remembers that silly little vacation he had in Italy. He almost turns to that influenced Italian mode but the nausea was still there. "The nausea was still there and that was not all… I begin to have what seemed strange cravings that I couldn't believe. I soon begin craving… American cuisine…" Both China and Japan begin to openly shiver at what America had that is fattening and greasy food. "I really thought it was somehow American influence but the horror came, I began to detest my very own cuisine…"

China soon begins to choke his own spit. It seems to be impossible to do but he could choke or spit out any tea and his body immediately took course on what Japan said last. For not only does Japan tells that he actually begins craving for American food, he also said –he actually said he began despising his food! He isn't sure that this isn't a prank from the Western countries…

"Even though I begin to like American food too much," Japan soon begins after China's little episode, "My stomach I thought had common sense and I begin puking…" Japan pales as he remembers all those horrid nights and mornings where he has vomit everything that was in his stomach… "I puked almost every morning or night… It was completely horrible…" Japan begins to quiver on the horror of any memory of him puking, for unfortunately, it really doesn't taste so wonderful… He really hopes that China has an answer for these… pregnancy symptoms…

"Um," China tries to be calm but his blushing cheeks and shriveled hair is not helping to show, "So, um, who did you… uh… lose your virgin-"

"I DID NOT!" Japan uncharacteristically interrupts. China is taken back at this, never Japan would- "I AM STILL A VIRGIN!" Japan soon slams his hands on the table with an uncharacteristic anger face, "HOW IS THAT I, KIKU HONDA, PERSONIFICATION OF NIHON, IS PREGNANT WHILE BEING A VIRGIN!" Japan, of course, not being a Christian, did not know Mother Mary…

"C-Calm down, aru!" China tries to reassure, not knowing what to do with an uncharacteristic Japan. HE really isn't sure what's going on with Japan except this could be another symptom of pregnancy, the dangerous mood swings. Not only that but Japan isn't listening and slams his hands again and stands up.

"NO I WON'T CALM DOWN! HOW IS IT THAT I'M a FUCKING VIRGIN AND PREGNANT? HUH!" Japan yells, "I'M NOT EVEN GAINING WEIGHT! WHY! WHAT'S YOUR DAMN ANSWER!"

China is awestricken (and a little scared), for he could find any words to say. Really, what do you say in a situation like this? Your usual quiet and civilized little brother tells you that he is still a virgin while somehow being pregnant and not only that, that little brother of yours is now out of character by yelling like a rebellious and high-tempered teenage girl. Really, how and what is he suppose to say? I mean, he even said that he isn't even gaining weight –wait, he isn't gaining weight? Finally China gets it, gets what's happening to Japan.

"Ah!" Japan soon blushes on the realization of the disrespect he had shown, "I-I'm sorry!" Japan soon bows quickly, only to have his head get hit by the Chinese table. "OW!"

China couldn't help but chuckle a bit. Though he tries his best to be a big brother to other Asian personifications, no one really treats him like it. However, due to the event that's happening now, he sees a chance to act like an older brother. So putting his confidence high, China gives a reassuring smile to begin his big brother moment. Oh how he is going to enjoy this.

"It is okay, Japan," Man, China is already enjoying this already. The moment where the big brother reassures and forgives on the action of his sibling has started. "It's just those mood swings, another pregnancy symptom, it's terrifying but common. However, you said that you're not gaining weight or even you lose your…" China coughs a bit. Both personifications of Asian nation now had bright red cheeks, because it's embarrassing for both to talk about that… "Moving on, when you think about it, those two factors are very important to know fully that you're truly pregnant… And due to my experiences, I know what you're going through."

Japan looks at China with tiny balls of light (or what people call "sparkles") and a look of relief and curiosity, and a look of relief and curiosity, for he is not pregnant, then what? Why is he having feelings of nausea? Why is he having the weirdest food cravings? Why is he puking his guts out? And especially why is he having the horrid mood swings that are both frightening and embarrassing to Japan? Why? What?

China chuckles at the look Japan is giving, that look is the little brother wanting those desperate answers from the big brother. So, wanting to be the big brother, China said it,

"You're having a micronation."

However Japan gives off that cute confused little brother look, he doesn't know what China exactly is talking about. So China begins (in that big brotherly way), "You see, Japan," Seriously, China is just enjoying this too much, "You know about Sealand, Seborga, Taiwan, and other micronations right?"

Japan nods and then asks, "But why then? What about them I should know about?"

China smiles even wider, his old heart almost not taking all the excitement, "You see Japan, as you can see there's difference in age appearance right?"

Now when Japan thinks about it, it's true. Taiwan is actually a micronation as well as Sealand but Taiwan look indeed much older than Sealand, then there's Seborga who looks like a young man. Strangely, Sealand is quite young-looking as well as Ladonia, Kugelmugel, and other micronations. But why would there be such an age difference?

"The age difference is actually quite significant for it is primarily to actually tell how the personification is made," China explains, "When a nation leaves a land or disown it, the land –or any area really –makes its very own personification! But creating its personification, the personification is born in a rather child or toddler body. For example, there's Sealand.

But, if the personification is still under rule of a nation or can't have all its major factors to be an independent nation, it becomes what we call, a micronation. So those personifications still stay in their child body until they win independence and then can grow both body of the land and themselves. And there's that silly little theory that they'll grow if the nation that rule them somehow recognizes them as nations –but that's something else, aru.

And then there are the more grown micronation personifications, aru," China lets out a tiny sigh that Japan witnesses, "They are a different story, aru… Strangely, even when the nation hasn't left the land, the land still wants a different personification, aru… Though, the land doesn't make a personification, it chooses one."

"Choose?" Japan soon questions. He might understand a bit about the making of micronations but he is still confused –especially how could land, which is really is just a piece of earth, would actually make a personification. "What do you mean choose?"

China tries to think how to explain about it. Hand on his chin and eyes narrowing down, China tries to find a way to explain but can't find a way to do so. Of course, there is an experienced micronation China had in mind that could be perfect to explain it than him… Now, he just needs to tell Japan more and everything he knows about the birth of micronations.

"Ask Hong Kong about it, he can tell you it in different experience –But before you do that, I need to tell you what I know." He isn't going to end this big brother moment so soon. "These micronations before they are "chosen" are used to be human."

"Human?" Japan questions, for it is indeed different from what the first micronations are created. Never have Japan has heard of any nation used to being the mortal that is human. No one knows, not even the nations themselves, about how exactly they are born or really, actually be created or made. But know that there's even a nation that know how they became and what they were before, Japan really couldn't believe that it's possible.

"是, it is indeed true, little brother," Luckily Japan didn't seem to mind about the comment about him being the little brother, so China continues, "Though I don't know how, when, and why the land chooses a human, and really, what does the land choose the human out of all… But! That's not my explanation, that's Hong Kong's, aru. But it's true, for the more grown micronations are likely to be once human. We don't get why but when you think about it, why is there personifications of nations anyway?" China lets out a smirk and a chuckle. "So, now you know about micronations and the one you have, little brother."

Japan opens his mouth to object but then, remember what China has said. He remembers what he's here for, why he is asking China… so he could know what's wrong with him… And now he knows…

He is going to have a micronation…

"Isn't that wonderful, little brother? Your very first micronation! And not just any micronation, a grown micronation like Hong Kong –well, let's just hope your micronation isn't Hong Kong, aru… But let's also hope your micronation is okay of being ex-human, right little brother? Little brother? Japan? Japan, are you okay? Japan, aru? Japan! Japan, you're not supposed to faint about this, aru!"

Durarara!

"Hey Celty, is there something wrong?" Shizuo Heiwajima was talking to Celty Starluson, the dullahan of Ikebukuro, till he sees her cat helmet not "looking" at him and rather off the distance.

Celty seems to snap out of it and soon begins to type on her phone. "I'm sorry Shizuo. I thought I have felt something." Shizuo raises his eyebrow in question and soon, he puts his hand to his face and sighs. Celty soon types again, "Is there something wrong with you, Shizuo?"

"No, I'm fine," Shizuo groans, "It's that flea is giving me a damn headache. No matter what, that damn flea keeps coming to Ikebukuro! Damn it! Why can't he die! If only I could kill that damn flea!" Shizuo sighs in anger and tries to massage his temples. "Can't that parasite learn not to damn come and piss me off!"

If Celty had her head, she too might have sighed as well for what the only thing that Shizuo and Izaya do when they meet each other is fight, that and partly destroying Ikebukuro. But somehow she really couldn't –not because she doesn't have her head, but something seemed wrong… It may be because she is a dullahan, a monster, a creature of supernaturality, but something seems wrong. It's not because anything really out of the unusual usual way in activities –especially in criminal –and nothing seem to be less nor more…

So why? Why is she feeling something is going to happen? Like someone or something is coming? And not only one but many as in a group? Maybe she is going crazy… She has lived Ikebukuro for so long, so maybe part of that never-ending insanity is getting to her…

Celty inwardly sighs, since maybe she is going a bit crazy… She just hopes it's nothing serious like-

"Ah, Shizu-chan," Celty couldn't help but freeze and inwardly groan at the same time, did Izaya have to come in the time where Shizuo has a headache and is still frustrated… "I thought you'll be working at this time, have you gotten fired again, ne, Shizu-chan~?"

No one needs to really guess on what Shizuo is feeling and really, how he could easily rip off a traffic sign so easily. "IIIIIzaaaaaaaayaaaaaaa…" Shizuo growls, not only is he angered, he has that horrible headache since he failed once more on catching the human parasite known as Izaya Orihara. Now, that flea just comes once more and trying to make fun of him! "You're…DEAD!"

Celty didn't have an extremely high reaction especially she can't react fast enough to catch the speeding sign that was going straight at Izaya. Of course, Izaya had a good high and sharp reaction so he just took a few steps to the side to dodge the sign where it unfortunately crashed into an empty car and demolishing the car. Izaya lets out a smirk as he puts his focus back fully on the now and very raging monster that is Shizuo Heiwajima.

Izaya couldn't help but smile widely as he recognizes the soon beginning of their classic cat and dog parkour chase. Though he hates Shizuo –really, he does –and might be planning to kill him but Izaya couldn't help but appreciate this never-ending chase happening so usual and like a cycle in their life. Izaya denies that he has feelings –especially romantic –on the brute except openly for hatred. His so-called plan is still not finished and may never be, for Shizuo is unpredictable and would most likely ruin it. Though Izaya may say he hates Shizuo, he is Izaya's favorite one to play and the most entertaining of all as well. Of course, Izaya wouldn't say that, not ever.

Of course, their chase begins as Shizuo soon takes another sign off, signaling Izaya to run. "Get back here, you goddamn flea!" And indeed it begins once more…

Though Celty could have stopped them –and really, she should –but that bad feeling is still there inside of her… Why is that…?

For she did not know yet, that the feeling she had is a warning, a warning of what's going to and will soon happen…

Hetalia

"…So, like, why are you here and stuff?" Hong Kong asks.

Hong Kong is a micronation who really doesn't show what's on his mind, making him unpredictable as he should be. Though he is actually happy with Japan showing up and visiting, he doesn't show it and just crossed his arms –though it's indeed hard due to the oversized sleeves of his duangua. He gave a straight face while raising one of his big eyebrows (England cursed him to have them, but that's another time) and try to look like that he is only questioning Japan.

While Hong Kong gave that serious questioning look, Japan is rather keeping away from eye contact and blushing. After his little episode of fainting, China had to wake him up and try to keep him from fainting again… And that didn't work since Japan realizes it isn't a dream and knows he's going to have a micronation, so he faints again. And after fainting twice, Japan luckily gotten use to the fact that he had a micronation. But then he begins thinking about the horrid possibilities about having his very own micronation, he then faints again with a rather annoyed China.

"Um…" Japan is really trying to ask for Hong Kong's story or experience but due to him being rather shy, he just really couldn't… "Well… um… Well, Hong Kong… um…" Now Japan wishes he had that strange and uncharacteristic temper so he can have the courage to ask, but it seems it's nowhere near him. "Um… I went to China… and, well… um…"

"You need my advice?" Now, Hong Kong couldn't help but show his surprise openly. It does make sense since it seems that even the little nervous words that come out Japan's mouth, Japan is trying to tell that he indeed talk to China but somehow China doesn't know. And now, Japan is here with him. It indeed makes sense once he observes it.

And to prove his point, Japan soon blushes even more and slowly yet noticeably nods. "Y-Yes…" Japan mumbles, "I actually need is your…experience on something particular that, well, China doesn't have…"

Now Hong Kong is listening. China is the eldest AKA one with the most experience, so what type of experience did Hong Kong have that China doesn't? "And that is…?"

"Well," Japan begins, "It's about you being a micronation."

Hong Kong doesn't know if he should be: a) shocked, b) saddened, c) angered, d) annoyed, e) confused, or f) all of it. So due to the mix feelings and emotions he has, Hong Kong just puts on a straight and emotionless face on. He really doesn't know really what to feel, especially since no one really asks for the experience of micronations. But Hong Kong knows Japan enough that whatever that Japan asks for, he really wants it or needs it. So, while inwardly mixed with emotions, he keeps a straight face and nodding a bit for Japan to go on. Hong Kong couldn't trust his voice now, for he's still a chaotic mess inside.

Meanwhile Japan is nervous and as well as a mess inside like Hong Kong but is showing a lot. "Well…" Japan tries to keep his voice from fading away as he tries to explain, "Before I went to China, I've been having these…" Japan felt he has seen this before, "Symptoms that lead me to believe it was either me disappearing as a personification…" Japan takes a deep breath while Hong Kong is now mostly confused and curious, "…That or pregnancy-"

Now Hong Kong couldn't help but show a complete shocked face as well as choking on his own spit. Even Japan is surprised about this as Hong Kong is now literally trying to cough his spit away from his lungs. "P-Pregnancy!" The only thing Hong Kong could cough out. Though he is hoping that Japan is really isn't serious both of the options that he said.

Japan blushes even more yet continues on, "But it was confirmed by China that it's neither of them." Hong Kong calmed down and listens more, "It turns out I'm having a micronation…"

"And don't tell me, it's a micronation that's going to be ex-human." Finally, Hong Kong gets it, "You want, like, my experience for, I don't know, how the land choose me and that entire life thing." Though Hong Kong might have sound disappointed, he actually bewildered and slightly coy. He knew China enough that when he doesn't know something, he advises someone who actually has experience. And since Hong Kong knows that Taiwan is busy and what China doesn't know about, Hong Kong gets it.

Hong Kong sighs, knowing that Japan could keep a secret of what he's about to tell him. "Okay, like, you need to know my past and all that other stuff. But, you gotta, like, promise me you won't tell a soul." Hong Kong put out a death glare on Japan just in case. Of course, Japan immediately pales and then nods frequently. "Good 'cause I'm about to begin." Soon Hong Kong takes a deep breath. "It all started when I was a teen or a tween or whatever."

"A tween?"

"You know, some kid almost turning to a teen and stuff. But that's beside the point. You see, I was all tween and stuff before those stupid days when fugly England came and invade me and whatnot. I was trained to be a merchant and trader so I could, I don't know, walk in my parents' shoes or whatever that stupid quote is. So I pretty much love my land and respect it more than any of those pansy citizens."

"Um, so exactly how did the land choose you still?"

"I'm getting there, I'm getting there. And so, I've been living my life and stuff and then, I began to feel weird…"

Japan nods and then asks, "Exactly, what do you mean weird, Hong Kong-san?"

"Well," Hong Kong begins, "At first I've been having, I don't know, feelings or 'motions or whatever to the extreme that just, like, me when first going and stuff like that. Since I was in tween days, my parents thought it's all hormones, so like, so did I.

But it all changes when shortly I've been having dreams of some emperor conquering over the land –which is my land of course –and being mambo jumbo incorporating it. Of course, I really didn't tell anyone about it at first but I got the info that the emperor was Qin Shi Huang, the first Chinese emperor. Yet I didn't know at first of who the hell was the manly chick beside him."

Japan almost chuckled, for he immediately knows who Hong Kong is referring to is China himself.

"Yeah, yeah, didn't know it was China at first and the dreams still went on. And soon, when stupid England came and conquered and all, I actually shrunk to a damn kid…"

Japan tries not to chuckle, he could see the faces of Hong Kong's family with their expressions, each were funny. And then Japan could see a funny annoyed England carrying the chibi by the back of the neck.

"Of course, stupid eyebrows didn't know at first about me being personification but…" Soon all the positive feelings soon disappear from Japan when he soon sees the sullen eyes that are on Hong Kong. "Then my family got older and older as they are supposed to, but I… I stayed the same…"

"The same?" Japan didn't first get it but then he soon did.

"Yeah, you know, I stayed the same in body. Strangely, my family thought it was a so-called "blessing", saying how I could trick my customers about my age and stuff but…" Hong Kong soon chokes up a bit, "I stay being what could be immortal as I watch as my parents just get older and older till… till they just stopped, stopped altogether… The rest of my family soon grows old and dies and you know, generation after generation –with stupid eyebrows imprisoning me –well, they…" Hong Kong soon tries to stop a tear from going to his cheek, "They just forget that I'm their great-whatever uncle and let me be there with stupid, ugly eyebrows…"

Japan is speechless, speechless of what the once human that is Hong Kong face in a horrible tragedy. He was a human who soon became personification, only to face the death, lose, and soon disappearance to see of his family for something he didn't choose and maybe never wanted… And not only that, Hong Kong is trying to stand out as a nation but really, isn't having much success… It didn't seem to be a wonderful life at all…

That's why… That is why Japan will find his micronation and save him or her from the torturous life that is being a personification of a micronation.

So how do you like it? I really would like your opinion on it and review if that's okay with you guys.

Just for your information, we aren't going fully historically accurate and just going to add a few history lessons. I'm sorry that I don't know much about Hong Kong…

So all in all, please review please. Thank you for even reading. :)