The Uchiha-cest Chronicles

Author's note: First drabble fic! Yayyyy~ Seriously excited for this small fic since my writing has changed considerably over the half year I've been gone. Taking a really long break from my other fics so I will try to focus on this one. Hopefully won't delete this fic though...they've been doing that a lot nowadays...anyway, enjoy!

Rating: M, for some mature content. Language, underage drinking, and includes mentions of Incest. Don't like? Don't read.

Pairings: Kagome/Uchiha. Kagome/Madara, Kagome/Izuna, Kagome/Itachi, Kagome/Shisui, Kagome/Obito, and Kagome/Sasuke.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Naruto nor Inuyasha. Both belong to their respective owners and not me. As stated before, this story will have mentions of Incest. I suggest you do not read if you have a problem with it.

- 999 -

Despite popular belief (or what the entire village of Konoha thought), Shisui Uchiha was not completely a pervert. Well...most of the time, that is. Anyone who was anyone knew that Ino Yamanaka was not the best person to rely on when it came to "top secret information" – she was a complete gossip and even Fugaku-Ji knew as much.

Sure, he loved ladies, and they loved him too. He loved their round perky breasts and small, tight –

Ahem. Too much info.

Everyone in the village practically knew what a playboy he was, since it was common knowledge that he screwed anything that didn't have testicles. Although, I find that one to be a bit hurtful...

One-night stands were amazing, in his opinion, at least. And being a Shinobi really upped a guys chances on snagging a girl for the entire night.

Plus, he was an Uchiha for crying out loud! The men of the Uchiha clan were complete gods. With a capital 'G'. They had the perfect black hair, the perfect obsidian eyes, and the ultimate Kekkei Genkai: the Sharingan. But if there was one thing to know about Shisui, and the other men of the Uchiha clan, it was to never ever mess with the women of their clan.

Specifically speaking: Kagome Uchiha herself. He could be at the Lazy Senbon – a popular bar in Konoha's red light district that young Shinobi were attracted to – talking up a pretty civilian girl, but if his...errr...their Kagome was ever in any immediate danger, he'd gladly drop what he was doing and by right by her side.

Or cut the ball sacks of the guy who ever dared touch her..

Angering an Uchiha was never a joking matter when it came to the safety and well-being of their precious angel. They loved her more than air itself; going so far as to consider it hazardous if it had ever threatened her health.

Psycho? Yes.

When it came to their baby sister (or in Shisui's case, his baby cousin), you mess with her, you mess with them all.

Fugaku-Ji wasn't head of the Military Police Force for nothing.

So when the blue-eyed Chuunin arrived home with a boy that fateful Monday, Shisui just knew his week was completely fucked.

"Tou-san, this is my boyfriend, Naruto."