"Well let's see…" Ice King said as he browsed through the website. "There's so many things to choose from! Laser gloves, goo blaster… that would be one sticky situation, huh Gunther?"

"Quack." the penguin answered, staring at Ice King with his wide-eyed stare.

"Oh, what do you mean that joke was bad?" Ice King asked. "Bah, you're no fun. Now… Oh, what's this? Hey Gunther, what's this thing?"

"Quack."

"An add? Well I don't have time for adds, I'm trying to find a weapon to… Wait a minute… This is an add for a fan fiction website! Gunther, do you know what this means?" Ice King asked excitedly.

"Quack."

"It means that I can finally share my Fiona and Cake story with the whole land of Ooo! And once everyone reads it, they'll love me, and PB will be all like 'Oh Ice King! You're such an amazing writer, and so not creepy at all! I love you so much!'. It's perfect!" Ice King laughed with glee.

"Quack."

"Quiet Gunther. Daddy's going to type up his fan fiction and get rich and famous now." Ice King told the penguin.

So without another word, Gunther left the Ice King to himself to type up his fan fiction.

Hours later, the Ice King finally finished his story and posted it to the website.

"Great, now I just wait for the princesses to start lining up at my door for some time with the Ice King."

And so he waited. He sat at the computer, staring at the screen for days and days, just waiting for his story to get popular, and for the princesses to start swarming him. Until he finally snapped.

"Oh come on!" Ice King yelled. "What's going on here? I spent hours typing up the best story ever, and nobody's reading it! What gives?"

He sat there wondering for a brief moment. He began to wonder why no one was reading his story.

"I mean, my story has everything…" Ice King thought. "Fiona, Cake, the amazing stud that's Fiona's love interest that just so happens to go by Ice King…"

"Quack" Gunther said entering the Ice King's room, and interrupting his train of thought.

"Gunther, read my story, and tell me if it's any good." Ice King commanded.

Gunther got up on the computer table, and stared at the screen for a few minutes. Then he got off of the table and looked at the king with the same look he always gives.

"Hey, there's no way you could've read the whole thing mister!" Ice King yelled angrily.

"Quack." Gunther said.

"What do you mean it's a terrible story that nobody would ever want to read? It's the greatest story ever typed!" Ice King was getting furious.

"Quack."

"Oh really, you've read better? Well, prove it!" Ice King demanded.

Gunther got back on the table, and clicked on a story called The Awesome Tales of Cool Dude.

"What?! This story is the best thing you've read?!" Ice King screamed in confusion.

Gunther nodded, and he left the Ice King in confusion.

"Damn it!" Ice King yelled as he took the computer and threw it off of the table in a raging tantrum. He started cursing loudly as he stormed around in a fit. "I swear, whoever, wrote the story of cool dude… will be sorry!" He then stood there, out of breath from yelling. He stood there awkwardly in the room by himself, not knowing how to act after his childish outburst.

"Well, it's looks like I need a new computer." He said forgetting the entire ordeal. "Come Gunter! Let's get a computer!"

"Quack." Gunter said unenthusiastically.

Meanwhile…

Finn looked over at Jake, who had been on the computer for awhile now.

"Jake, you're not on any weird website, are you?" He asked.

"What? No man, that's gross. I'm checking out my story I made. It already has a million views!" he announced proudly.

"Oh, okay. Good for you."