Flare: A grey's anatomy fanfiction.

What would have happened if Meredith wanted revenge on Derek for picking Addi? I think she could have done a little better then new lip-gloss. It's a little humorous, a little mean. But hey its revenge.

Meredith walked into Cristina's apartment. She looked pissed, no not pissed mega pissed.

"Cristina, McDreamy is McFucking McMarried. I need your help."

"What? Mer anything, just name it and I'll help you."

"I need you to make me a badass. I need you to lend me you're motorcycle."

"Mer I can help with the whole badass thing but do you even know how to drive a motorcycle?"

"Yeah I used to own one now help me."

"Ok we are gonna get you some different clothes." She said motioning to mer's pink sweater and khakis. She ran upstairs returning with a pair of leather jeans and a black top that was more than likely going to show off her cleavage.

"Put them on." She listened and Cristina looked her up and down before running to get something out of her bathroom.

"Look here." She ordered Meredith as she put on some black eyeliner and mascara. Then she took an aerosol can and held it up to Meredith's hair.

"What are you doing?"

"Black highlights, don't worry its temporary."

"Ok." She said uneasily. After they were finished Cristina handed her a mirror.

"you look hot, Mer. If I was a lesbian we would so totally be a couple."

"Oh thanks."

"Hold on something's missing." She said and returned with a pair of black biker boots.

"Here."

"Yeah you will give the McBitch a run for her McDreamy."

"Yeah McSeriously."

"Ok the bike, let's go." She led Meredith out to her garage and to two motorcycles. She uncovered them and motioned for Meredith to get on a black one with pearl strips running down the sides. It also had a sticker that said 'Biker Bitch' on the bumper. Cristina threw a helmet at her, which she barely caught. Then Cristina got on her grey bike.

"I didn't know you had two."

"Yeah well I never ride that one to easy to control. This one is a beast."

"Uh-huh." They pulled out and were in no time in the SGH parking lot. Meredith and Cristina pulled into an empty parking place together, noticing Derek, Mark, and Addison standing out front.

"Perfect." Cristina and Meredith said with priceless grins on their faces.

"Strut your stuff Meredith." Meredith walked with an extra skip in her step and was soon standing inches away from them. Derek and Mark were looking as though they were going to undress her right there and evidently Addison noticed cause she scoffed and cleared her throat. Derek looked back at his wife who was wearing her khaki skirt and yellow sweater then back at the drop-dead sexy woman in leather. He knew he wouldn't be able to ignore her and that's why his temper rose when Mark grabbed her hand and swung her around and planted a kiss right on her lips.

"Dirty Mistress." He said with a smirk.

"Manwhore." She grinned. He looked at her with lust in his eyes.

"My place tonight 10 o'clock. Be there." He said in a joke like voice but he was quite serious.

"You Wish, Sloan."

"I wasn't kidding." He said slapping her on the ass as she walked by. Derek scoffed and turned to Addison.

"You still have those divorce papers?" he asked looking in the path Meredith had taken. Addison looked as though she was going to cry then saw Alex Karev walk out the door.

"Oh yeah here just sign I already filled them out." She said running after Karev. Derek grinned and ran after Meredith pulling her into a supply closet.

"I was just going to change, Derek."

"Well let me help you with that." He said stripping her. After they were done with the sex he asked her out on a date and she agreed. They walk out of the supply closet and Meredith, who is still dressed in leather runs strait into George O'Malley. He looks at her and passes out for he has the biggest crush on her.

By the end of the day she has one over McDreamy, Addison and Alex are away on their honeymoon, and Mark sits in a bar waiting for a girl when he sees an unfamiliar face, none other then Lexi grey. He asks her to have sex with him and she declines. Her reason? She heard from the nurses that he is a Manwhore. But instead she invites him over to draw on her etcha sketch board with her. Later that night mark is drawing with Lexi and he draws an apple. Lexi with her hate for apples kicks him out of her house.

George gets over the fact that Meredith is not into him and he dates Izzie, then they get married in Hawaii.

Callie decides to find a man to get married to since it is a fad right now to marry a complete stranger so she marries mark.

What the hell went through all of their heads that day and possessed them to do these things? NOBODY KNOWS…

Well in the beginning it was a story, which towards the end turned into a sucky parody so, please review. And no I had no idea what I was going to write when I did this…