A/N: Response to the first-person challenge by disorientedly on LJ. It was very spur of the moment, but I like it. Please review!!!
Why I am so freaking obsessed? Seriously, behind that sex-a-licious exterior, I know he's nothing special.
Then again, I don't have to make out with his brain.
That's a little shallow. Okay, more than a little.
But god, I have seen him with his shirt off and let me tell you, it was hot.
I mean, I have had this little (gigantic) crush in him since we were little and it would be weird if I suddenly lost interest in him, right?
Right you are, my little friends, it would be a travesty. I knew you would agree with me.
Once and for all, I will decide why I like (love, maybe?) Sasuke Uchiha.
Pros: He's gorgeous, and therefore our children would be amazing (and it would be fun making them). He's strong, so I would feel protected. He's rich. He smells good (don't ask me how I know, I just do) and um…did I mention his muscles?
Cons: He doesn't talk (hello, awkward silences). He has loyalty issues. A LOT of them. He's obsessed with brother. He ran away to Orochi-likeslittleboys-maru, so maybe he's not all there mentally? I t would explain the lack of words. And lastly, he left me on a bench.
As you can see, the pros vastly outweigh the cons.
Oh, look, there's Sasuke-kun. And his shirt is coming off.
I've suddenly remembered why I like him so much.
Shallow?
Hell yeah.
Regretful?
Hell no!
-FIN-