SHUT UP AND DRIVE.
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OK, so, this is my first Sly fanfiction. :) Should be interesting. Well, I'm just about the BIGGEST Sly Cooper Fan EVER. lol. I sent a letter to them and got one back and practically framed the thing. lmao. So please R & R. I'm gonna try to make it worth your time. :)
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DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Sly Cooper and the other related characters. I do however own my characters Lisha London, Skye Wonder, and Jessie DoRight.
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It's been two years since the Cooper vault and the gang hasn't seen much action since. The Guru, Panda King, and Dimitri have gone back to their own turf and left the gang behind. Penelope has stayed with the gang to be with her beloved Bentley. Will the gang continue their way into early retirement or be drug into another dangerous adventure?
Paris, France -- 2:20 pm.
"Three Euros, an American penny...two more Euros and a rubber band," Sly Cooper, a world famous thief, pick-pocketed a random tourist from the shadows. "Well, this is just so exciting I can hardly stand it," He remarked sarcastically as he stole an apple from a street vender (spelling?). Sly raised the apple to his mouth and was about to bite into when, "Drop the fruit, Criminal,"
"Carmelita Fox," Sly grinned dropping the apple as told. He turned around to see an unfamiliar face, "And you are,"
"Lisha London," The brown haired cheetah smiled. "Inspector London would be appropriate, wouldn't you agree," Carmelita spoke. "Why so formal Inspector Fox," Sly smiled, "I haven't done anything yet,"
"You're still a threat to the police, Cooper,"
"She just won't let go of our past," Sly spoke softly to Inspector London. "There is no 'our past' it's my past and yours',"
"What you don't remember our romant-" Sly was cut off by a sudden pain, "Well done Inspector Fox," He said sloppy as he blacked out from her shock pistol.
Jail Cell 34 --- 3:00 pm
Sly's vision came back fuzzy and slowly. "Where am I," he asked conscientiously. "Jail," the voice of Inspector London said. Sly looked around the room and was able to see her figure on the outside of the bars, "Jail? You do realize I won't be in here much longer,"
"And why is that," she asked. "I'm a Cooper and a world class thief with world class thieving associates, do the math," He told her shakily making his way to his feet. "So I suppose, but this is the best prison in Europe, triple security," She chuckled a little as he fell down still too weak to stand. "Maybe so, but come on the master behind my heists is Bentley and I'm sure he's herd that I've been captured for the time being," He smiled at her dumbfoundedness. "You haven't herd of my little turtle friend, have you,"
"W-well, of course I have," She tried to reassure herself.
"Yeah well have you herd of me," Inspector London and Sly both looked to see dark brown haired Lioness standing at doorway. "Uh...,"Sly and Inspector London said together. 'Is that? No it can't be,' Inspector London thought to herself. The women sweat dropped, "I'm Skye Wonder," She said proudly. "...And..." Sly asked. "Skye Wonder," Inspector London made a mental note. "OH COME ON! Bentley!" She shouted into her ear piece. "Bentley sent you," Sly asked. "Shut up raccoon boy, I'm talking here,"
"Well then," Sly smirked taking the feisty Lioness as a distraction.
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"Yes Skye," Bentley said into his mouth piece. "YOU SAID SLY WOULD KNOW ME!! AND THAT INSPECTOR TOO! NOW MY ENTRANCE IS BLOWN. NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO!!," She shouted pacing in a circle. "Run," Sly guessed as he walked out of the jail cell holding on to the cell keys that wore on Inspector London's belt. "Oh," Skye said a little confused but ran as did Sly. "WAIT COOPER!!" Inspector London shouted grabbing her shock pistol, "COME BACK HERE!"
"You let Cooper escape!?" Carmelita shouted running out of the back office with coffee and a donut. "You said there were no donuts left," Lisha (A/N: eh, it's too tiring to type Inspector London over and over so I'm just gonna put Lisha, K?) said as Carmelita stuffed her face. 'Shame on you Inspector Fox, leave some for the other officer," Sly smirked swinging down from the chandelier stealing the donut and shoving into Lisha's mouth. "But I don't like sprinkles," Lisha laughed as Sly mocked her making his get away.
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Inspector London's condo --- 10:30 PM
"Skye Wonder, Skye Wonder," She said to herself going through file after file. "Talking to yourself now are we?" Came a voice from the window. "Cooper," She said not even looking up. "What's up with you officers and never saying hello, hi, hey or something," Sly asked. "What are saying," She asked. "It'd just be nice if I'd be greeted with something nicer then Cooper, Freeze, we Meet again, WILL YOU EVER FREEZE!!" he mocked Carmelita. "I'm not a miracle worker, Sly," London said walking over to her laptop. "Sly? Hasn't Inspector Fox taught you anything. Never refer to a public threat as their first name," Sly said walking over to her. "Well she did teach me not to let dangerous criminals into your home," She said smoothly and quickly grabbing him by the wrist and putting him into a weird head lock landing him under her chest."Well that's always important," he said muffed but sounded more like "Woah, who's are those,". "What the, Cooper I should turn you in right now," she said tightening her grip. "Why I haven't exactly did a crime yet," he still sounded muffled and it came out like, "Why, you haven't exactly taken your clothes off yet,". "COOPER' She shouted shoving him against the wall. "That was painful. Jeez you police officers are all the same," but again came out differently. it sounded like this, "That wasn't painful. Jeez you're not a good officer,". "FUCK YOU!' She shouted finally agitated and kneed him in the back. "But we just met, don't you want me to meet your parents first," He said smirking against the wall but sounded like, "Well if you insist, let's skip the bases,". "God Cooper," She said letting him go figure this was no use and went back to her research.
"So what are doing," He asked smoothly. "Researching Skye Wonder," She replied. "That freaky Lion girl," he asked laying down on her bed. "Yeah I think I went to school with her," she told him giving him the 'what the hell' look as he petted her tail.. "What? Can't a guy pet a girls tail,"
"Uh, No, now get off," she shoved him off her bed and into her trashcan. "You're so kind," he remarked sarcastically.
"I try," she retorted. "Hey," she said simultaneously. "You wanna make out," He asked. "What!? No! Now hand me that last book on my shelf. "Fifty-Seven Ways To Kiss," he read aloud, "I didn't know you were that kind of girl," he smirked handing it to her. "Shut up," she couldn't help but smiled as she turned to her class picture. "AH-HA!" She shouted jumping up on her bed. "What you found the perfect kiss to try out on me," he smirked. She glared at him, "No, She was my be-" She stopped. "My...best friend in school..." She sat back down. "and you miss her and you'd like to see her again, right?" he asked. "Well yeah," she said laying back on the bed. 'Well I know way you can but it involves..."
"What Cooper,"
"Breaking the law,"