All right everyone. I have this urge to make the bloopers about Twin Bladed Shinigami while reading a blooper from freakyanimegirl456 She inspired me, and I just have to make this until the vacation. Until then, enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach nor Tite Kubo's characters… except the characters I created.
In the studio with a cameras in Karakura town, one… er… three directors were sitting in the middle.
"Hiya!" a young woman, wearing black pants, white shoes, an Ichigo sweater, and a black Jack Skeleton beanie, waves.
"I'm Animefreak. Nice for you to join up. Call me AF." She looks around with her brown eyes and combsher long black hair.
"This is where we are making the scene, The Twin Bladed Shinigami, but it's also where we had to take the bloopers. Don't ask me about the title. S.A.N. started the story. I'm the main director, but there are other two directors who are going to take over for the other scenes." She grabs the camera and drags it to two identical AF.
"The one who is wearing the grim reaper costume and hearing music through headphones is Cease to Exist, or C.T.E." C.T.E. flips off AF, and AF responds back while showing the other AF.
"The one who is wearing a white dress while drawing is Shy and Nice, or S.A.N." S.A.N. turned around and squeaks in surprise.
"We'll come back to my sanity and insanity side, but let me introduce you to the characters that ARE related." AF drags the camera to all the characters.
Two Karins, two Yuzus, two Heiwas, and two Natsus are playing soccer.
The young Karin is wearing her red and white t-shirt and navy blue shorts. The young Heiwa is wearing her yellow shirt and red shorts. The young Yuzu is wearing her yellow dress and green shorts underneath. The young Natsu is wearing a white shirt with a blue line across his chest and dark green shorts.
The older selves are wearing their Shinigami outfits.
"Hey! I know that you guys like to play soccer and wear your costumes, but this is a studio! Cut it out!" They all stop and look at AF.
"Are we shooting now?" The older Karin asks, and AF sighs.
"Not yet, but there's an interview first. We'll start off with the two Karin look alikes." The young Karin starts.
"Fine. My name is Karin Yuki Kurosaki, and the older me is actually my cousin, Karin Hikari Kurosaki."
"Wait! Whoa! Who named you two, Karin, even though you are cousins? And who gave you middle names?" AF asks, and the older Karin shrugs.
"Don't know." AF scoots back a bit.
"O-okay. How about the two Yuzus?" The older Yuzu scratchs her neck.
"Actually, we are also Yuzu Kurosaki and cousins, but Mai is my middle name. Izumi is my cousin's middle name. Older Karin and I are fraternal twins, and we have an older brother, Ichigo Kurosaki, and a sister-in-law, Rukia, but the younger kids are not. " AF didn't say anything and turns to the Kazeru twins.
"Same story?" The older twins nod while the younger non-twins look confused.
"My middle name's Nasake, and my little cousin's middle name is Akira." The older Heiwa said. The older Natsu rubs his neck.
"My middle name's Tsuyosa after our dad, and the younger me is Yuto." AF face-palms.
"Ugh… okay! We'll go to the characters behind them." The group turns around, and the older girls squeal.
"Toshiro-kun!" Karin glomps the white-haired man who wore the same outfit as Karin, except with a white haori over his outfit. The younger Karin rolls her eyes and mutters about puppy love.
"Shuuhei-kun!" Heiwa and the man with a tattoo of 69 on his face hug and kisswhile the young boy that looked like a younger version of the older man turns green with the younger Heiwa.
The young boy wears a black t-shirt and dark blue shorts. The older Natsu is glaring at the older man who is kissing his older sister, wishing something bad would happen to him.
"Natsu-kun!" Not too long, Natsu is glomped by his own girlfriend who had her hair into pig tails and wears the Karakura high school uniform. The young Natsu looks at both of them, wondering what just happened.
"Jinta-kun!" Yuzu hugs the red-haired young man who wore a white shirt with a red stripe across his chest and blue jeans. The young Yuzu is playing with the toy lion and dressing it up.
Crew members' jaws drop, especially the directors.
"Y-Y-Y-You guys…" AF stutters while pointing at the cast.
"Yeah? What?" Heiwa asks innocently while Shuuhei hugs her behind. AF turns around and mutters, "They're already dating, and people say that I'm mental." She shakes her head, gets the megaphone to her mouth, and yells.
"All right! We're going to start the scenes! Actors, take place! Everyone else, you know what to do! Yuzu Izumi Kurosaki, don't play around with that camera!"
Scene One, Take one
"All right. Yuzu, go yell out Karin's name." AF said.
"Gotcha!" Yuzu saluted and took a deep breath.
"BOSTAFU!" Everyone turned around to see a toy running away from the younger Yuzu.
"HELP ME, NEE-SAN!" The toy yelled.
"ACK! CUT! KON, SHUT UP AND LET YUZU PLAY WITH YOU!" Kon whimpered and Yuzu took Kon back to play.
Take two
"Okay. One more time." AF said. Yuzu took a deep breath and yelled.
"Karin-chan! We're going to be late! Hurry!" Multiples of thuds and crashes were heard above them. Everyone ran up to see what was going on, and they slammed the door open. They saw a sleeping Karin who sprawled on the wooden floor.
AF face-palmed.
"Cut."
Take three
"Karin-chan! We're going to be late! Hurry!" Older Karin yelled back
"Oka- AHH!!" Everyone ran up stairs and saw (1) Karin on the other side of the wall and (2) Toshiro beating up a crew member into a bloody pulp.
"What the-" C.T.E. asked.
"You idiot! That man is one of our employees, Toshiro! He was supposed to be there to take the scene!" AF yelled as the fighting stopped. Toshiro blinked.
"He is?"
"I know how protective you are around Karin and all, but-AAAHHH!! CUT!"
Take four
"Okay. Scene ready?" AF asked.
"Check." S.A.N. answered.
"Camera's ready?"
"Check." The crew members put thumbs up.
"Toshiro duct taped to the chair and tape on his mouth with Kon behind him?" Everyone looked at the young man who was struggling on the chair with the toy plushie behind him.
"Check." C.T.E. and Ichigo smiled as she rolled the duct tape on one finger. AF grinned.
"Alright. Action!"
"Karin-chan! We're going to be late! Hurry!" Yuzu yelled. AF signaled Isshin to go upstairs, and…
"OTOU-SAN! WHERE'S MY UNIFORM?!" The crew blinked and looked at the man who laughed nervously.
"Whoops… I forgot to get it out from the laundry."
Scene Two, Take one
"Okay, Heiwa. Throw this rock-like Styrofoam at Natsu's forehead. All right?" C.T.E. threw the rock-like to Heiwa's hand.
"All right." AF nodded.
"Action!" Heiwa threw the Styrofoam at Natsu's forehead.
"ITAI!" The group looked at the paining Natsu who held his forehead.
"That hurts?" AF asked, and Natsu shook his head.
"No, but she added power to that to make it like a rock." All heads turned to Heiwa who shrugged.
"What? He made Akira and Yuto cry." Many people who have protective instincts for their younger relatives glared at Natsu. He laughed… nervously.
Take two
"Action!" C.T.E. yelled, and Heiwa threw the Styrofoam at Karin's head.
"Hey!" Heiwa smirked.
"That's it!" The two girls were in a cat fight until AF and S.A.N. pulled them apart from each other.
"Cut! Cut! Cut! Heiwa! Even if you like to annoy Karin, hit Natsu, not Karin!"
Scene five, Take one
"Okay, Toshiro and Karin. The scene here is when Karin comes around and talks to you while watching the sunset. You know your lines?" S.A.N. asked, and the two nodded. S.A.N. sat down and yells action.
"Toshiro!" Toshiro didn't look up.
"What?"
"Sheesh. You need to relax. I won't hurt you." Karin sat beside Toshiro but ended up losing balance.
"Ah!"
"Karin!" Toshiro tried to grab her, but he ended up falling on her. S.A.N. and crew members blushed and looked away.
"Um… okay. Er… cut. It's cute, but it's not in the script."
Take two
"Action!" S.A.N. yelled.
"I'm just curious, and-"
"If this is about my brother needing something from my room, tell him that he has my permission and get it! Stop bugging me!" Everyone turned their heads to a blushing AF who had her cell phone in front of her face. AF blushed and backed off.
"Sorry! Cut!"
Take three
"One more time. Action!" S.A.N. yelled.
"Hai. Matsumoto Rangiku, Ayasegawa Yumichika, and Mada-" Toshiro stopped.
"Who?" Karin asked while Toshiro continued to stare.
"What happened?"
"Nani?"
"What happened to you?" Karin touched her bandages and smiled.
"This is-" Toshiro hugged Karin who immediately blushed.
"T-Toshiro?" He kissed her forehead affectionately. Karin looked beside for help, but all the crew members, especially S.A.N., ran away, thinking that the two needed time alone. They also had to drag the enraged Ichigo away from the snuggling couple.
Scene six, take one
"Okay, okay. Here's the fighting scene where we get the dummies in. Natsu, you- PAY ATTENTION!!" Natsu turned around after talking to his girlfriend. C.T.E. face-palmed and takes in a deep breath.
"I will say this one more time. Natsu, you will turn around mock play around the dummies while we hold you up in the air with the cable. Toshiro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and Rangiku will be watching and muttering about your so-called skills." C.T.E. jumped away from the scene and yelled.
"Action!"
"Come on you stupid Hollows! Show me your full power!" Natsu yelled as he "jumped" around the "hollows'" heads. On cue, everyone snickered and began laughing.
"Hey! You're the one who put this quote up!" Natsu yelled as he continued to jump on the Hollows' heads.
"C-cut!" C.T.E. snickered.
Take two
"Action!"
Natsu jumped on one of the Hollow's head and slipped, making him hang in midair. C.T.E face-palmed.
"Cut…"
Take three
"Action!"
Natsu jumped on the Hollows' heads while the Hollows were trying to get the boy.
"Nice reaction there guys! Try catching Natsu!" C.T.E. yelled through the megaphone until someone tapped on her shoulder.
"What?" C.T.E. snarled as the person paled.
"Um… those aren't the crew members. The machines broke down when Natsu smashed the chips on the heads." C.T.E. blinked.
"Wait… if those aren't the dummies…" C.T.E. grabbed her scythe and charged at the real Hollows.
"Get out of our studio!" The Hollows were scared shitless and ran.
"But we want to be in the show!" One yelled while C.T.E. swung her scythe psychotically.
"I don't care! I'm gonna reap your heads if you don't get out!" The Hollows scrammed out of the studio while C.T.E. was still chasing them out. Everyone shuddered.
"C.T.E. is that crazy?" Toshiro asked.
Me: …
S.A.N.: …
Me: So that's where C.T.E. ran off.
S.A.N.: (sigh) More bloopers will come, so kick back and relax until the next chapter.