Hi. Hmm, what should I say? Maybe happy birthday to me. Hope you enjoy. It is my gift.

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Ugh. What can I say about banana breath? Well, he's mean, cute, terrible, inconsiderate... and sometimes very sweet, I mean annoying. Yeah. Annoying. He's also a giant pig. I mean, he keeps on looking at other girls while I am around. Am I ugly to hime or something? Well, who cares what he thinks?! Not me, that's for sure!

Oh! And he is always insulting me! It isn't like I insult him first... well, kinda. But he deserves it. I would be lying though if I said I don't like our arguements. I am totally getting off topic though. He is still weird, mean,, jerk! Who I can barely stand.