Squidward Tentacles was sitting alone in a giant fuzzy chair in his living room by the fire. It was Valentines Day and he had a piping hot cup of tea and he was sipping it while reading a good book. However, he was unaware that Spongebob was on his pineapple roof spying on Squidward with his super sized telescope like he did every Thursday. Spongebob was wearing a pink fluffy sweater with a giant red heart stitched on it.
"Oh, poor Squidward!" Spongebob said to his pet snail Gary. "He's all alone on Valentines day! I know just how to fix that!" he said, opening a small hatch and plopping down into his house.
"Meow" said Gary, which translated to something along the lines of, "Spongebob, you know you shouldn't be meddling with other people's lives!"
"I'm not meddling Gary! I just feel that Squidward may need a little company on Valentines Day!" he said, picking up the conch shaped phone. He dialed a number and then waited for an answer.
"Hello?" said the fish on the other end of the line.
"Hi! My name is Spongebob Squarepants and I'm calling to request a contestant on the Valentines Day special episode of "The Bottom Dwellers Dating Game"!" he said enthusiastically.
"And what would the name of the contestant be?" asked the fish, who was not nearly as enthusiastic about this as Spongebob.
"Squidward uhh…." Spongebob stammered. "Tentpoles? Tennis balls? Tentrapoli? Oh I got it! Tortalini! No wait, Tentacles!" he was finally able to choke out.
"So which one is it ma'am?" asked the fish.
"Hey, that's sir to you! And the correct last name is Tentacles! I think…"
"OK, just have over to the set in about 15 minutes, that's when the episode is being shot!" the fish said, hanging up. Spongebob literally jumped for joy.
"Squidward!" he called. "I need you to go to downtown Bikini Bottom to shoot an episode for a TV show!" he called.
"What show is it?" Squidward called out his window.
"Uh, World's Best Clarinet Players!" Spongebob called. Before he could blink, Squidward was standing beside him.
"Let's go!" he said. The two "Friends" called a taxi to take them downtown to the set of "The Bottom Dwellers Dating Game" (Which Squidward still thought was "World's Best Clarinet Player")
