"Dean?" Cas had a look of concern come across his face, eyebrows raised, eyes wide, scanning through the dark woods.

Dean called from a pile of leaves and dirt, "Right here."

Cas rushed over, and helped uncover Dean from the rotting foliage. "Oh good. I thought I had lost you."

Dean just laughed. "It takes a lot more than that to take me out. Can you help me up?"

Cas nodded a sage nod, and pulled Dean to his feet. "I'm pleased you are unharmed."

"Yeah, me too."

Dean winked at Cas, and Cas smiled widely back at him, before approaching him in seemingly slow motion. He backed Dean into a tree, wrapped his arms around Dean's torso, and planted a wet, slobbery kiss on him. Dean couldn't be positive, but he was pretty sure he felt Cas trying to lick his chin as well.

Dean was shocked for a moment. Once he processed what just happened, he wiped the angel drool off his face. "What the hell was that?"

Cas was confused once again, tilting his head in confusion. "Isn't that what we're supposed to do?"

Dean was flabbergasted. "What? No!"

Cas looked so conflicted, and a little angry. "The television has lied to me."

Dean tried to hide his smirk. "Cas... What kind of shows have you been watching?"

Cas paused, trying to remember the channel that Sam showed him. Sam had told him that everything he needed to learn about being human could be obtained from watching that channel. "I believe they are called 'Lifetime Movies'?"

Dean couldn't help but laugh at this. "Dude... There are so many things wrong with that."

Cas just looked at the ground, somewhat saddened. "Well, I enjoyed it."

Dean patted him on the back, "I have a lot to teach you."

Cas gave Dean some puppy dog sad eyes, "I don't understand."

Dean just smirked. Poor angel. "It's okay. First of all, you don't actually walk in slow motion. That's just an editing trick they use. The actors walk normal speed, and they slow it down later."

Cas looked like he was deep in thought, taking mental notes. "I was not aware."

"Secondly, you don't lick someone's face when you're kissing them. If you use your tongue, you want to tease their lips, or, even better, slide your tongue in their mouth."

Cas scrunched up his face. "That does not sound pleasant."

Dean just smiled. "It's pretty amazing."

Cas nodded. "Noted."

"And third of all, you don't want to drool on a person's face. It's like kissing a fish."

Cas opened his mouth in protest, trying to make a point. "But they had shiny lips. I had assumed that was from saliva."

Dean shook his head in disbelief. "They wear make-up, dude..."

Cas' eyes grew wide, and he looked to Dean, "Was this our first kiss?"

Dean face-palmed once again. "Sure, Cas."

Cas smiled. "I would like another one."

Dean just groaned, and ran his hand over his face. "You are not allowed to watch TV anymore."