Holy moley, I neva write funny
stories, this is really weird for me… god I don't know if I can
do this………. but basically it's what the Cullens can't do..
just the kids you know….. I don't own Twilight, just so you
know….
CPOV (Carlisle)
"Emmett" I called out I heard
him run up the stairs, and he sat down with the other children,
"ok
people family meeting" I said, "we have different boards, write
down two rules per person, first up is Edward, Alice you can write
the first rule," she nodded and walked up.
Edward may not, under any circumstances raid my closet, and then burn any or all items of clothing in the vicinity.
Edward may not, use my car, and
not, not fill up the tank if there is little or no gas left.
"Thank
you Alice, Jasper why don't you come forward" Jasper walked up
and wrote,
Edward will not steal my CD's, even if Alice rearranges his, it's really annoying.
When Bella comes over for a sleep over and she sleeps in his room he will keep his emotions under handle, it's very uncomfortable.
(Emmett) Edward will not comment on my thoughts, because is annoying when he does that.
Edward will not steal all my magazines and show them to Rosalie.
(Rose) Edward will not write a really obnoxious song on the piano, and "dedicate" it to me
Edward will not steal my hairdryer, and then use it for personal entertainment.
(Esme) Edward will not play piano at odd hours of the night.
Edward will not collect speeding tickets, and use them to decorate his room.
(Carlisle) Edward will not play "doctor" with Emmett, and dislocate anything.
Edward will not steal morphine from my closet, for god knows what reason…
"Edward can
you follow these rules?" he nodded and then sighed,
"Is
Emmett next?"
"Yes…"
Oh this should be good, please feel free to add suggestions