Title: Totally Chris and Lena

Rating: K+ for now

Pairings: Chris/OC and hints of other canon pairings

Summary: Chris, the sadistic, manipulative, obnoxious and slightly sarcastic host and Lena, everyone's favorite tree hugger surprisingly make a cute couple. Join Chris and Lena in the collection of oneshots that have nothing to do with each other.

Disclaimer: PLFT! Think I own TDI? I think you oughta get your head checked. I do own Lena though!

Author's Note: Lena is my OC, who's head over heels in love with Chris. I manip'd a Gwen pic to make it look like Lena, enjoy! .com/art/Lena-Greene-TDI-OC-104701180

Before each chappie, I'll let you know the continuity and the timing of each oneshot. This one takes place right after my other Chris/Lena fic, A Walk In the Forest.

Enjoy!

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"What's that?" Courtney pointed to a carving in a tree.

"What?" Duncan asked.

"You didn't carve our initials in another tree, did you?" Courtney rolled her eyes. She looked at the tree. "Okay..."

"What's it say, Princess?" Duncan jogged over to her. He looked at the tree and laughed.

"What? What's so funny?" Courtney demanded.

"N-N-Nothing!" Duncan wiped the tear forming in his eye. He looked at Courtney's angry expression. "Okay, chill!" he put his hands up in surrender.

"What's so funny about the tree hugger proclaiming her love for Chris? I think it's sort of cute," Courtney shrugged.

"Like nature girl would 'deface the forest'," Duncan looked at Courtney.

"It could be a practical joke," Courtney said.

"Doubt it," Duncan answered.

"You mean…" Courtney started. She grimaced.

"Yup," Duncan answered. He looked at the tall pine, which read Chris and Lena 4Ever and laughed even harder.

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"Good morning Chris," Lena welcomed him, and then turned back to flipping pancakes on the stove. Chris drowsily walked down the stairs and took a seat in the kitchen.

"Morning," he mumbled.

"Nice PJs," Lena giggled as she brought over their breakfast. Chris looked down at his light blue fleece pajama pants littered with illustrations of himself.

"Thanks," Chris smiled his million watt smile at her, making Lena blush.

"So," Lena started to eat her pancake. "What horrible challenge do you have planned for us today?"

"Can't tell you," Chris grunted. He continued to eat.

"Aww," Lena pouted. "Please?"

"You'll find out soon enough," Chris told her. He heartily finished his meal. "Where'd you learn to cook?"

"I read the instructions on the back of the box," Lena shrugged. She looked at the time and got up.

"I should probably go now," Lena picked up her stuff, gave a quick peck to Chris and left.

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"Campers! Report to the Dock of Shame in T-Minus thirty minutes!" Chris's loud voice rang throughout the camp.

Later than sooner, the dock was full of discontented campers. The Killer Bass stood one side and the Screaming Gophers lined the other.

"Campers," Chris cleared his throat and used his megaphone. "As you may or may not know, last time no one was eliminated. This time, there has to be a double elimination. All I can say is that you don't wanna be on the losing team today. Okay. CHALLENGE TIME!"

Chris walked over to a giant spinning wheel that was embellished with brightly colored flashy lights and bright colors.

"It's simple. Spin the Wheel of Torture and you must do whatever it lands on. The team that completes and/or survives the most wins," Chris spun the wheel. After some time it landed on a yellow fraction. It read Eat this banana crème pie. "Yum!" Chris grabbed some pie and started to munch on it.

"Bass first," he said with his mouth full.

"Easy," Duncan scoffed.

"Fun," Lena mumbled.

"I'll go first," Bridgette volunteered, raising her hand. She walked over to the wheel and mustered some strength to turn it. It landed on Clean the communal washrooms. Bridgette cringed. "Seriously?"

"Seriously?" Chris tossed her a plunger and she walked off. He rubbed his hands together. "Who wants to go next?"

"I'll go!" Geoff walked up to the wheel and did the same as the blonde before him. His landed on Spend an hour caged in with two rabid wooly beavers. "That's cool," Geoff walked into the cage near by and Chris locked the door. The beavers attacked him and Geoff started to violently pound on the door. "Lemme out!! Lemme out!!"

"Geoff, we have to win! You can do it!!" Courtney yelled at him.

"Courtney, since you're so energetic about this, why don't you take a spin?" Chris suggested. She grumbled and lightly spun the wheel, barely making it move. It landed on Peel a potato with your toes

"Ha! You're kidding right?" Courtney scoffed.

"No, it's harder than it looks," Chris tossed her potato. Harold stepped up to the plate. He ended up having to run a mile around the island, backwards. DJ had to sit through four hours of informative television and Duncan ended up being slapped in the face with an automated chicken.

"My toes are cramping!" Courtney cried as she continued to the peel the potato.

"Last for the Bass, Lena," Chris ignored Courtney and gave a supportive smile to Lena. Lena walked up to the wheel and gave it a meek turn.

"Reveal your deepest, darkest, secret to the whole world," Chris read aloud. "Wow. Rough."

"Do I have to?" Lena looked at her team.

"We went through with ours, you better not-" Courtney cringed as her toes turned red.

"Fine," Lena mumbled something incoherently.

"What was that?" Chris put a hand to his ear. Lena's eyes widened and she sent him 'are you CRAZY?!?!' glare.

"I said that like you, Chris," Lena said, gritting her teeth. She doesn't get angered easily, so an irascible Lena was a profound sight.

"Really?" Chris mused.

"Yes, really," Lena calmed down. Lena walked closer Chris, as he did the same and soon the two were enlaced in a passionate make-out session.

"Told ya," Duncan whispered to Courtney.

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Needless to say, the Bass won and skipped out on the double elimination! :D

Stay tuned for more! Also, feel free to suggest ideas for oneshots, because my brain juices aren't really flowing…

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