NamineandRoxas4ever: ok this is my 2nd kingdom hearts fanfic. My cuz Riku and I wrote this story. I want to thank Hurky for letting me use some of her ideas don't worry Hurky I didn't steal every thing I just borrowed Ryo and rep and his evil puppets for a little. Anyway let's get on with the story.
Disclaimer: I do not and I repeat do not own kingdom hearts 1 or 2, and I don't own the emperors new school.
Chapter 1: Xemnas Singing and sock puppets?
Sora, Kairi, Donald, Goofy, Riku, Ryo (aka Riku's girlfriend), Roxas and Namine were on the roof top of the Twilight Tower.
"Xemnas don't" screamed a spiky headed brunette.
"My milkshake brings…" Suddenly there was a guy in fancy clothes and he has black hair and turquoise earrings at the entrance of the roof top.
"Xemnas you're going to regret this". It was emperor Kuzco of twilight town. Pence followed Kuzco and started to cry.
"Kuzco why are you running away from me, you know you love me you cant hide it. Pence started to take off his clothes.
"Oh my virgin eyes." Namine said as Roxas shielded her eyes.
"Dude there are children here, don't you have any shame."
Xemnas started to sing again.
"I want candy, I want candy. Give me my fucking candy! I want lemons. Someone have lemons with me". Then Xemnas kidnapped Namine
"Damn you Xemnas damn you to hell" screamed Roxas clutching his fist at Xemnas. As Xemnas left he sang…
"Im so desperate, I need lemons, I love blondes I would rape one. I love Dudley, his hat is so sexy.
After Xemnas left Riku's twin brother Rep came along with Ryo twin sister Rachel. Rachel and Rep both were keyblade wielders like the rest of the gang. Rep summoned his evil sock puppets and Rachel flashed open her keyblade and attacked her sister.
"Sock puppets destroy the keyblade master and the princess". Rep said as he flashed open his keyblade and attacked his brother.
Keyblade master haha very funny rep… so where's the keyblade master"? Sora began to laugh.
"Umm dude rep was talking about you you're the keyblade master you dumb ass. Roxas began to laugh at Sora. "You're so stupid".
"Ahhh evil sock puppets… it's the end of the world". Sora ran around in circles screaming his head off.
"Didn't rep say he's going to destroy the princess...? Oh no Kairi! Riku went over and tried to destroy the sock puppets but they were to strong. "Who knew sock puppets could be so hard to kill" Riku said as he tried to catch his breathe.
Sora went over to Kairi and picked her up bridal style and said "If I go down then you go down with me" Sora jumped off of the tower and committed murder and suicide.
"Daammmnnnn" said Donald while goofy was drinking how he called al-key-hol.
A/N: ok I know this chapter is long but I promise to update tomorrow. I have testing all day tomorrow and im failing geometry so I need to get at least a 90 or higher on my test wish me luck and I want to get some reviews when I check my fanfic tomorrow.