Fyras14: Hi, everyone! This one-shot came to my mind after I finished my Windwaker game...yeah, I know its late by now and all that, but I had a good excuse...I didnt play my Gamecube for almost three years, until I got myself a Wii..but, that's besides the point...
Anyway, this one-shot is about Gonzo's one-sided love for Tetra. The name shrimp, if I remember correctly(hopefully), is how Gonzo calls Link or something like that, I can't remember. In this one-shot, Gonzo is talking to another crew member about his feelings for Tetra and how much he hates the shrimp aka Link.
Please read and review, or criticize, whichever comes first!
Of Shrimps and Love
Miss Tetra should have never been kidnapped…if only I had taken better care of her, she wouldn't have met that…shrimp. If only…
Bah! That's old news now, no one can't change the past. And now, look at me here, glaring jealously at that shrimp at Miss Tetra's side. Some shrimp in weird green clothes that caught the miss's eyes so. Ha! What's he got that I don't, huh!? I'm stronger, bigger, not a shrimp, and best of all a pirate!! A pirate for goodness's sake!! And yet, look how he easily catches Miss Tetra's attention again, all that sword skill, blowing things up, whatever…
I tell ya, what's he got that I don't!?
As long as I'm concerned, I've known the miss far longer than this shrimp has, been with her every step of the way. Sure, I didn't fight some underwater darkness lord, and saved the world, so what!? I'm a pirate, I'm not suppose to save anyone…yet, that shrimp did that and look at him now, stealing Miss Tetra's attention and all.
…Ah, I just wish that Miss Tetra paid more attention to me, ya know? I…I well, I won't tell no swabby, ya know? I…really care for young Miss Tetra…a lot, even more than all them pirates in this ship and that shrimp combined! She may be young but I'm at least twenty-five myself, matey! Still young ta marry! What ya looking at me all weird and stuff? Of course, I…I…I…what were we talking about again?
Ah, yeah! Miss Tetra and the shrimp…yeah…I just wished they had never met sometimes, ya know? But, seeing the shrimp make the miss happy makes me happy, see? I suppose I'll never be up to that shrimp's level…I can't shrink after all…
Well, I think I kinda like that shrimp…kinda. He's a good kid…with weird green clothes an all, but, he's a good kid. He makes Miss Tetra happy so we should all be happy, eh, swabby? Yeah…if she's happy with that shrimp, then I'll let her go, or whatever…yeah, that's probably the way that's gotta go..
No…I'm not crying, swabby!! N-now, why ya still standing around here for!? Go sweep the deck or something…NO!! I tell ya I'm not crying!! It's just…just…sweat, yeah, just sweat!!
GO AWAY, ALREADY!!
Sheesh! You're as annoying as that shrimp…now, I wish I hadn't met you!!