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Hi! Finally decided to write again, unfortunately I have well ran out of ideas for my stories so I decided o write a new series AGAIN! Well these ideas don't fit any of my stories so you no what? Enjoy!
Warriors! Like never before!
As you know my name I Firestar! I looove old moldy cheese! I also LOVE old milk, new cheese! I know I've gained 80 pounds during summer but hey! Cheese is a healthy meal! IT INCLUDES ALL GRAIN, DAIRY, UMM UMM SUGAR, AND UMMMM SUGAR PILLS! Let's start with sumtin now shall we?
"Firestar what do you say when some one offers you a mint? That not only freshens your breath, but tastes great too? You say thanks, for the tic tac!" Sandstorm purred teaching Cloudtail the important part of memorizes commercials.
"Guys say the MCDONALDS COMERCIAL!" Firestar meowed like a person who jus got out of the insane asylum.
Sandstorm started out the commercial… "why is I called a sausage McMuffin?"
"Cause it's got sausage in it."
"No I mean the muffin part, that's a muffin!"
"Yeah but that's an English muffin."
"So if I went to England and asked for a muffin this is what they'd give me?"
"Yup"
"But what if I want that kind of muffin?"
"Don't go to England!"
Firestar started jumping up and down and all around Thunderclan, then he got sleepy and started to cry. "aww does my wittle Firestar need to go to bed?" firestar's mom said.
"but I'm not tiiired!" Firestar cried sucking his thumb.
"c'mon dear" firestar's mom meowed carrying Firestar to his cradle.
"wow I've never seen those two that close" Cloudtail meowed grabbing his baby blanket and throwing it in his tree house.
"Yeah well I think Firestar should really move out of his mothers house." Sandstorm meowed.
"He lives with his MOM?" Cloudtail meowed"
"Yeah, he's band made out of Barbie dolls live there too!"
"Oh my god Firestar is messed up." Cloudtail meowed.
"yo sup Cloudtail?" Cinderpelt meowed holding up a chocolate bar the size of her head.
"What's that?" bluestar meowed going on her daily work out from Starclan to Thunderclan.
"I believe it's a matherapercapers bar?" Cinderpelt meowed confused.
"No it's a umm marsh bar?" Cloudtail meowed
"No it's a Mars bar!" bluestar explained.
"When did you learn to read?" Cloudtail meowed
"Starclan teaches you stuff like math it really sucks." Bluestar meowed
"Well I gotta go back, I'm late for my 10:00 half a dinner dinner, I cant eat much till I lose these pounds!" bluestar meowed showing her stomach which was soo skinny her bones showed off.
"Bluestar your diet isn't too healthy!" Cinderpelt meowed.
"Leave me alone!" bluestar hissed running to her bathroom crying with the door locked.
"She needs help." Cinderpelt meowed.