A/N: props go to my gurl and beta Eleanor. You kill it Ells.
Your totes amaze balls. Luvya.

Life at Hogwarts couldn't get any better. Here I am, Brittanii Barbii Sunshine Swift, standing in front of my floor length mirror gazing adoringly at my reflection. Perfection glanced back at me. This is it! I tell myself. My last year in Hogwarts and it has to count. Im already the queen bee of this place and nobody is going to challenge me.

Bitches better recognise.

"OMG! Hey Britt! Guess what?" My friend Sharpay shouted at me.

"OMG, what!" I exclamed.

Sharpay took a deep breath, which made her complexion look very ridic! And said "Sirius Black was asking about you!"

I gave a giggle. "Who isn't!"

Sharpay titled her head and said "Come ON! Its Sirius freakin Black. He is totes adorbs!"

"I know! But I'm amazing!"

We giggled and jumped up and down in glee. (Who watches the show, its fantastic).d

OMG! What to wear today?!

Oh I know! I'm going to put on my pink micro mini skirt and my and to top it off with my new Marc Jacobs cardigan. And for my shoes I'm wearing 7" Jimmy Choo peeptoed heels. It's always gotta be Jimmy Choo!

On top of it all I put on my bedazzled hogwarts cloak. I picked up my clutch and put my wand inside it. It has an undetectable extension charmn on it. Which is very serious magic, I'll have you know.

Checking my reflection on more time, I made my way out to my kingdom or shall I say QUEENdom (coz I'm not a dude duuhh!)

As I walked at the Great Hall, people stopped and stared at me. One kid even had the audacity to faint in front of me. I just walked over him because puh-lease he is NOT ruining my awesome day.

I sat down at the Gryffindor table and heard a scuffle. I saw Sharpay strutting over to sit next to me. The rest of our clique followed.

I cleared my throat and giggled out "I declare this meeting open."

"What shall we chat about?" Sharpay interrupted me.

I glared at her. How dare she talk over me. "Sharp, darls. I'm not finished!"

She blushed. "OMG! Brit! I'm sooooooooo soz! Forgive me!"

I clicked my fingers, "Back to me." I paused for awhile until I was positively sure their attention was on me. " We are going to chat about Sirius Black."

Sharpay clapped and nodded enthusiastically, "Good idea Brit!"

I smiled at her.

But before we could finish our discussion, I heard someone cough behind me. EWW. It had better not be jerms. GA-ROSS!

I turned Arlington and saw...

Sirius Black, staring up at me.

I fluffed my hair and pouted at him. "Need anything, Black." I asked.

"Hey there beautiful." He said. "Just wondering if I could get your bbm."

"Why?" I giggled.

"So I can ping you, hot stuff." He grinned.

I clicked ny fingers and a card appeared in my hand. I gave it to him.

"Theres my bbm pin."

"Cheers, baby."

"Ciao."

"Ciao."

He walked off, I bit my lips when I saw his tight butt. That boy is Sexy!

I swished my shiny blonde hair around and faces the girls.

"He is sooo into me!" I gushed.

"Totes!"

"You're awesome!"

"I know!" I exclaimed.

Than I gasped as I saw what Lilly had on her plate.

"What the hell, lills!" I screeched.

"Whaaaat?" She asked dumbly.

"That's white bread. THINK OF THE CARBS!1" I shouted.

"Oh no!" She gasped. " I'm such a dumb bitch."

"That's it Evans, you are out of here! Pass me your membership lipgloss."

"Noooo!" She cried.

"Please, you're embarrassing yourself."

"Please..." She begged.

"Lilly I, helping you." I said kindly. "You're welcome."