Day 13 of the 100 Day Drabble Challenge. Based on the picture A Productive Afternoon by xNoWherex.
Your boyfriend is a little shit and you hate him.
Said boyfriend, Kenny McCormick, is sitting in between your legs with a cigarette and your hat perched haphazardly on his head. He's grinning and full of himself, as usual. "I really like your hat, Craigy. I think it suits me."
You are not amused. "Gimme my hat back," you say before you take out your cigarette and drink from the bottle of Jack in your hands. It burns going down your throat, but it's a good burn.
Kenny laughs and snags the bottle away from you. Your omnipresent scowl deepens. "What is it with you and stealing my shit?"
He gives a sly smirk. "Would you say I...stole your heart?"
You take the bottle back. No way does he need alcohol right now. "I would say you stole my Jack and my hat and that's it."
"That's not very nice, Craigy. You have my heart," he simpers.
You lean in close, whisper in his ear "I know I do," and snatch your hat off of his head. Sitting it back on your hair, you say, "You didn't steal my heart, McCormick. I gave it to you."
Kenny laughs. Your boyfriend is a little shit and you love him.