Spoof of the Dark Tournament

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Hi, Hina here. I may be new at this whole 'putting fanfics on line for all to see' thing but I'm definitely not new at writing them. This is a fanfic that I'm still working on but I thought I'd put it out there and see what everyone thinks. First off there's some information you need to know before you read this. This is about one of my favorite self-created characters named Siren. She's around 16 years old and is the 'kinda' sister of Koenma. I say kinda because She's the daughter of two Sprit Assassins for King Yama who died doing their job when she was a baby. And King Yama promised that if they were to die, he'd take their daughter in as his own. So he, basically, dumped her on Koenma and they became kinda half siblings. The basic idea is Koenma let Siren live in the Human World and she became friends with Yusuke about 5 months before he got hit by that car and tragically died. And since she was in Sprit World for so long, she was one of the very, very few people who could see him. So when he came back to life and became a Reiki Tenti member, she became one with him. And thus, she became friends with Hiei, Kuwabara and Kurama. She and Hiei are actually a couple! So I wrote my own version of the series where this insane Human girl was at every one of their big cases. So this is my own 'spoof' version of the Dark Tournament. I know I'm seriously altering most of the events and adding my own, but I figured it was poetic license. I know some people might hate this and some people might like this but I couldn't just keep Siren to myself. She needs to be shared with the world!!! So this is a crazy story about an insane and crazy girl. I may end up posting my other stories in this series, depending on the reviews I get. As always: Reviews would be great but flames will be extinguished and snuffed out. Cheers!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I DID, then it'd go on forever and never end and Hiei would have told Yukina and I'd kill off King Yama and me and Hiei would be married…and Kuwabara would replace Einstein…well, you get the general idea.


Prologue: A new mission!

Hi, Siren here! You know me: Crazy girl, sixteen, long black and pink waist long hair, Human and deep purple eyes. And I have more whacked out news of a mission to tell. And this one's gonna be harder then any other mission…ever! Even harder then the Four Saint Beasts and when we had to rescue Yukina…oh and the mission when I had to do Yusuke and Kuwabara's laundry. Worse then all that…combined! We're going to: Dun, dun, dun, dun…THE DARK TOURNAMENT. (Cue lightening flashes and haunted house music.) Brief recap of why we're going to the Dark Tournament: We're being forced to! By the hero of Diana Ross's song Muscles! Toguro is his real name, if you must know. He said that if we don't go, he'll kill everyone we cared about and between the five of us, we care a whole bunch. So we gotta fight! (Cue theme from Rocky) Now, perhaps I should start the story cause it's gonna be a long one! So here goes!

Chapter 1 - coming soon!!!