Wario was walking around inside the Wario Ware Inc. building until he walk past a blue door.
"Hmm. I've never seen this door before. I wonder what's inside?"he thought out loud.
Wario put his hand on the doorknob and opened it.
He saw a chair inn the middle of a dark room with a spotlight on it.
Wario walk up to the chair and sat on it.
"Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars."chanted a voice.
"Wah!"yelled Wario.
"Wario, president of Wario Ware Inc..."said the voice.
"Yeah."said Wario.
"Wario, he sleeps with a pink teddy bear named Fluffy Bottom."said the voice.
"WHAT! I do NOT sleep with a pink teddy bear!"yelled Wario.
"Wario, he wears Mona's clothes."said the voice.
"No I don't!"yelled Wario.
"Then what's this?"said the voice.
He held up a picture that has Wario wearing Mona's clothes.
All of a sudden Mona came into the scene.
"No wonder why my clothes are all stretch and smell like garlic!"she yelled.
Mona punch Wario right in the face and left.
He had a black eye.
"When I find you, your dead meat!"yelled Wario, shaking up a fist.
"Yeah, right. Like I'm scared of you!"yelled the voice.
"Grr!"growled Wario.
"Wario, he has a big collection of gay magazines."said the voice.
"No I don't! I'm not gay!"yelled Wario.
"Whatever you say, Ms. Wario."laughed the voice.
"Where are you, so that I can break your neck!"yelled Wario.
"I'm not telling you! Sides, I don't want your gayness to rub off on to me!"yelled the voice.
"Grr! That's it! I can't take this anymore! I"m outta here!"yelled Wario.
He stomped out off the room.
I hope everyone likes this. I now it's not good. Suggestions and requests are welcomed. Flames are not!