Hello again readers! I've been working harder on stories to improve on my English and since you liked my other stories so much I decided to write another!
This story is for my love of SasGAY bashings! If you dont like it when sasGAY is beaten to a pulp, then you probably shouldn't read this!
Enjoy!!
It was a lovely day in Kohona. The sun was shining, the birds chirping (and pooping on some unsuspecting victims) and all that other happy junk.
Unfortunately, it wouldn't stay like that for long, because sasuke had just killed Orochimaru and was coming back to Kohona.
Now, do you all remember sasuke's MILLIONS of fan girls, worshiping him everyday as if he were a god.
Well, they have changed into the WE HATE SASUKE…A LOT CLUB!!! (Muahahaha!!)
As Sasuke walked into and saw all of his Ex fangirls they're, he was sure they were going to welcome him back with open arms, but because im writing this story and sasuke is a wank, that ISN'T going to happen.
"Oh hi ladies, I've really missed you all, why don't you escort me to the hokage" Sasuke said smoothly as a wank possibly could.
"Who said we were your welcoming party you stupid wanker" Ino and some other heart broken infuriated ex-fangirls yelled.
"So…you're not going to escort me to the Hokages office?" Sasuke asked confused.
"Who gets first crack at him?"
Sasukes eyes widened, his little peanut brain was slowly putting all this together.
Sasuke leaves + Heart broken fangirls left behind x Unvented anger + sasuke returning
…this is going to hurt
I suppose I really don't need to go any further, all I'll tell you is the girls draged sasuke into a dark alley and fed his toes to the mice, and sasukes math is getting better.
END
So yal what did ya think. I thought it was pretty funny, and I also got that out of my system. Please review!
Like it or hate it? Tell me if I need to improve, or if you want me to write some more "sasuke gets beaten to a pulp and his toes get fed to mice" kind of stories
See ya
Love sharty-sesshomaru