Mr. Monday Night

By Cara

Disclaimer: I do not own RVD or the WWF. They all belong to Vince McMahon and Titan Sports.

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A/N Hi. This is my first wrestling fic so please be gentle. And please R&R. If nobody likes it I'm just going to delete it off the site. This story is in progress so please bear with me.

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Profile of Torrance

Name: Torrance Eliza Jones

Birthday: April 19, 2976

Zodiac Sign:

Hair Color: Mousy brown with red streaks

Eye color: Gray

Height: 5'9

Weight: 135

Ring Name: Hellacious

Finishing Move: Hell Freezes Over-Swanton Bomb

Heel or Face: Face

Ring Attire: Pink short shorts with black trim and a matching tank top

Job: Manager of RVD

Theme Song: She's A Bitch by Missy Elliot

To the M-I prrrrrrrr, cat like a semi

Nigga stole my car, why'nt you get my

Give yo' ass a black eye

Oh, say bye-bye

I'mma give your body to the sky

Run through your clique

Nigga, you pissed on trip

I'mma have to bust you in your lips

And the whips better have a whole lotta chips

Cuz I ain't for no nigga givin' tips

She's a bitch

When you say my name

Talk mo' junk but won't look my way

She's a bitch

See I got more cheese

So back on up while I roll up my sleeves

1-She's a bitch

You can't see me Joe

Get on down while I shoot my flow

She's a bitch

When I do my thing

Got the place on fire, burn it down to flame

Roll up in my car, don't stop, won't stop

I'mma keep in rockin' til the clock don't tock

I'mma keep it hot, light my ass on fire

I'mma grab a philly, go and roll it at the bar

Whatcha talk? Whatcha say? Huh?

Gotta flow, gotta move it slow, huh?

Better you runnin' out the door, huh?

You gon' be a long lost soul, whatcha say?

Yippie yi yo, yippie yiy yi yay

Put me on stage, watchin' niggas feel me

Put my shit on wax, watch it blaze like May

Got yippie yi yo yippie yi yi yay

55, 65, hike

75, 85, test the mic

95, Missy wild for the night

105, I'mma keep the crown hyped

2-She's a bitch

When they say my name

Talk mo' junk but won't look my way

She's a bitch

See I got mo' cheese

Back on up while I roll up my sleeve

She's a

What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What?

Whatchu know about Timothy, lemme know

Eat an MC like Cease, lemme know

If he get drunk lean on me, lemme know

I'm about to bust like pee, fell me now

Anybody know my skills, what the deal

Anybody feel my skills, it's the real

Anybody wanna fuck with us still

Anybody gotta get the hoe by they pill

Repeat 2

Repeat 1