Hello! Thanks for being interested in my story! Please note that Homestuck belongs to Andrew 'Waste of Space' Hussie, and WhatPumpkin Studios. If I owned Homestuck, there would be a lot more ships sailed. No, I will not say which ones. I am looking to avoid Shipping Wars. Please R and R if you enjoy!
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Your name is Jessica Rafeol. You live alone with your Wolfhound puppy, Shaggy. You have a variety of interests, which we will get to at a later time. A few weeks ago, on June 17th, 2017 was your sixteenth birthday. What will you do?
The sunlight streamed through the window, glaring harshly. It was the middle of the summer, and the heat wasn't going down anytime soon. The ginger in the pink bed sat up, yawning and rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, purple in color. She looked out of the window of her fifth story apartment. It was a bright day, well over ninety degrees in temperature. She sat down at her computer and opened PesterChum. It looked like a few of her friends were online.
lawsBound started pestering iciclesInbound
LB: Hey Abs. How's It Hangin?
II: same as usual. how about you?
LB: Hot As Fuck Here. Per The Norm.
II: i'm sure it'll get better
LB: Maybe.
Jess was interrupted from her conversation by another one of her friends. She sighed and opened the window.
timelinesCrossing started pestering lawsBound
TC: Jess.
TC: Jeeeeeeeeessssss
LB: What Do You Want This Time
TC: I'm boooored
She snorted and minimized the window. Jack and his chronic boredom could wait. She leaned back in her chair, and decided to go get the mail. She got up and went to the mailtray. A box? Oh. From Jack. Of course. She sat back down at her computer and opened the window back up.
LB: What The Fuck Did You Send Me?
TC: A game! I sent a copy to all of our friends
LB: Where Did You Even Get 12 Copies Of A Game?
TC: Internet
Jess sighed and tore open the box. Inside were two envelopes, both yellow, with a green house stamped on the outside. Sburb... Sounds idiotic, but Jack did buy her a copy, so she might as well play it. She took out the two disks, and loaded the one labelled Client into her disk drive. She reopened her other PC window.
II: jess
LB: Yeah I'm Here. Did You Get The Stupid Game Jack Sent Us?
II: yeah. sburb... sounds interesting
LB: Sounds Idiotic To Me.
II: i think it'll be fun! i'm loading it now. the one labelled server.
LB: I'm Running Client. Let's See How This Goes.
She clicked over to the download screen. Download complete in
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Welcome to Sburb. Please enjoy your time.