Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the anime/manga naruto. They all belong to Masashi Kishimato .

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Kisame continued jumping form tree to tree, running for his life from his partner and the kunochi.

'Dammit! I just wanted them to shut up!' he thought.

Now your probabbly wondering why kisame is runing for his life. Well quite bluntly, he got bored. How he relived himself of boredom was why he was running from his for his life, well actually jumping, but whatever.

Sakura had been captured, ordered by leader, to have Itachi's eyes Healed. It was starting to infetfear with the missions they went on.

She had been traveling with them for a while and had grown more bold in the way she treated them.

"YOUR GONNA GET A SCAR IN YOUR ASS!" Sakura yelled.

"..." and a death glare was all she recived from Itachi.

Kisame just sat there being entertained by their regular fighting.

Sakura continued to glare back. "It's noy my fault those hunter-nin got you in the ass, but if its not healed properly, and you just bandage it , it will probably get an infection. I don't feel like healing your stupid eyes if your gonna be all grumpy and shit! "

Itachi got up with a roll of bandages and went off to wrap his ehm... cut.

"FINE, go ahead. I know you'll suck at bandages... there, No one can bandages themsleves properlly there, unless you can somehow turn your spine around and-!"

Sakura was cut off by Itachi. "I'm not gonna let a pink hairded girl... do that."

'Wow he actually said something' thought a surprised Kisame, quite enjoying the evening show.

"HEY the pink's NATURAL ,AND im 21, not a little girl, kay!? I'm a top Medic-nin, I'M professional! I couln't count how many sorry ass's ive healed, And what, you think I-"

Cut off again she was interupted. Itachi 'poofed' back and covered her mouth.

"No" he said.

Itachi and Sakura crouched forward and glared, the most scarry of death glares after Itachi let go.

Now Kisame knew the same old thing was gonna happen. Itachi and Sakura would be glaring and not speaking for about a week, or swearing their heads off and not shutting up, and he would be caught in the middle of it. It was getting quite boreing actually. So he decided to change it! With a birlliant idea that would shut them both up ! Oh happy day! HE coudln't wait to laugh, watching their faces.

Itachi and Sakura stood right in arms reach of him. Itachi was leaning forward, and sakura was glaring up, Itachi being taller, and was also leaning forward, looking ready to punch his sorry ass.

Kisame now put his physics lesson to use.

And quicky tripped his partner, with his foot causing the climax of his brilliant plan.

Itachi fell forward, not having paid attention to Kisame's movement.

Right onto Sakura's mouth, falling to the ground.

Kisame procced to laugh a hysterical laugh at the sight before him.

Sakura and Itachi, The loyal medic and Clan Killer of Konha.

Both on the ground, wide eye , kissing.

And now you know why two, tomato red faced, ninja were chassing after Kisame.

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