I am super bored and I decided to write a crappy fanfiction since I have really nothing better to do. I hope you enjoy this...


"Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled, waving his hand excitedly. "I'm over here!"

"Naruto?" Sakura said to herself as she turned her head in the direction the voice came from. Through the throngs of people, she saw Naruto Uzumaki. "Naruto!" she yelled happily and ran over.

It has been about 2-3 years since the two youngsters have seen each other. Both have been undergoing hard, crucial training. Naruto has extended his ability to manipulate his nature, Wind, learned a few more tricks (ninjutsu), and is much more self-controlled. Sakura has been practicing her medical abilities, is more capable, independent, and is mentally and emotionally stronger. They are very excited to see each other. They are among the few that have been reunited after their years of training.

"So... Naruto," Sakura blushed comically and turned her face away. "How do I look now?" More beautiful?

Naruto stood there for a moment, thinking about how to respond. "You've..." there was a dramatic pause, "gotten more manly."

Sakura's turned face was soon covered with angry red signs that were bulging like pumping veins. She slowly turned her face back to see Naruto. "What?" she asked in a very angry voice.

"You've gotten more... masculine." Naruto smiled at his intelligence. Ha! I bet Sakura-chan wasn't expecting me to use such a big word!

His smile and comment made Sakura's anger rise to a boiling point. "NANI?" she angrily yelled. Her upper face turned dark so Naruto couldn't see what expression she had on. Soon, Sakura was cracking her knuckles while Naruto was still trying to desperately explain what his actions meant. "You... You..."

"S-Sakura-chan!" Naruto's hands were flailing around in panic. Oh shit! This is bad! "I meant, Sakura-chan - it's not what you think! I was trying to say that -"

The quirky boy was sent flying five feet back. He stopped gliding through the air when he made sudden contact with the hard ground. There was a deep trench of dirt to show where the poor guy had made his rough landing from the brutal punch he had received. He was still grinding against the ground. His butt was up in the air and his face was kissing the dirt.

Sakura was heavily breathing from the power she had put in the hook. "Grrr... Naruto!" she stood up and glared. "Don't ever say that again! I am NOT manly!" She still had the red angry signs on her temples that were still slightly pulsing. People that were watching quickly scurried away at her manly aura.

"I'm sorry... Sakura-chan..." Naruto managed to murmur through his swollen lips. He tried to open his bruised eyes.

Sakura sighed and wiped her hands on her new ninja outfit.

"Oi! Sakura!" a very perky and enthusiastic voice said. Sakura turned around to see Ino running toward her.

"Oh!" Sakura said, smiling. "Hey there, Ino! It's been a long time!" Ino-pig.

"Yep," Ino said. "It sure has been a while. How are you?" She smiled and flashed her very bright white teeth. Billboard head.

"I'm fine!" Sakura acted very happy and excited to see her rival. "How are you?"

"Excellent!" The blonde-haired girl replied. "What happened to Naruto over there?" She covered her nose with her hand and with the other, she pointed at the smoldering Naruto on the ground.

Sakura inhaled deeply and scoffed, "Hmph. Him? He simply made the wrong comment. Dumbass." She exhaled. "What have you been doing over the years?"

"I see," Ino nodded in agreement, as if she knew what Naruto had said. "Naruto has never ever really been the smartest, after all. Me? I haven't been doing much over the years."

"Not even training?" Sakura questioned. The other side of Sakura that was rivals with Ino started to come out. The other side was itching for a spicy arguement with Ino.

Ino noticed this and shot back, "Of course I've been training. It's essential to train if you want to be a kunoichi." She rolled her eyes slightly in irritation and said, "You?"

The pink-haired girl said, "I've been training, too. I could probably beat you in a battle." She looked down in a kind of relaxed and unthreatened way.

The other girl growled. "No, you couldn't! Sakura, you would be defated by me!" She frowned and glared.

There was a stare-down for a few moments. While they glared at each other for a few minutes, Naruto was recovering from his injuries. He slowly crawled over to the two girls who were still staring evilly at one another. "Sakura-chan..." Naruto raised a weak hand towards Sakura, an act for help.

Still growling at Ino, Sakura kicked his hand away. The little visual arguement lasted a few more moments. In these last few moments, they were each thinking very critically.

Sakura gnawed her teeth. Ino's dreaming. There is no way I would ever be defeated by her. She probably hasn't even been training over the years. Definitely not. Most likely just brushing her hair and trying to look pretty... Sakura bit her lip in envy. It doesn't matter. She's bluffing. Sakura smirked, trying to piss Ino off and give her the impression that she knew something she didn't know.

Ino balled her fists and resisted the urge to slap Sakura. Sakura...! I'm going to beat her ass so bad when I get the chance! I'm gonna' show her who's stronger! But... I really don't stand a chance! A bead of sweat slid down her temples. I'm going to train until I can finally bash her to the ground. Even though I really haven't been training... that doesn't matter! Then, Ino's nervousness of fighting Sakura suddenly disappeared. She smiled.

Ino was the first to speak. "Sakura, I'm not going to argue with you anymore." She took a very subtle deep breath, hoping Sakura wouldn't notice her attempt of trying to calm herself down.

"Me, either," Sakura responded, trying to act as cool and in-control as Ino. She crossed her arms, trying to look even cooler.

"Instead, we're going to battle." Ino's eyes had a look of ambition and determination in them. She raised an eyebrow in question of whether Sakura would agree or not.

"Fine!" Sakura smirked and pulled out a kunai. "Ready?"

Ino raised her arms in alarm. "Wait!"

"What?" Sakura's eyebrows raised in confusion.

"Not now," the shocked blondie said. "I'll tell you when... I'll... challenge you. Just wait." She smiled at Sakura's obedience as she saw Sakura pause, put back her kunai, and listen to what she was saying. "So, be prepared when we fight. You'll be shocked." Ino smiled, as if she had gotten the last word in a quarrel. She then walked away and waved her hand in a way as if she were dissing Sakura. Hmph. I hope you're ready for what I have in store for you, Sakura...

Konoha's flower frowned in distaste. "Hmph. Whatever..." she said to herself.

Naruto mumbled, "Sakura-chan... Help me up..." It was difficult for him to speak through thick slabs of meat. They were so swollen Sakura could barely understand.

Angry that Ino had gotten the last word, and that she managed to leave in such a cool way like she just told Sakura off, the green-eyed female decided to take out her fury on Naruto. "What do you want, Naruto?" Sakura hissed. "Leave me the hell alone!" She glared at Naruto.

To Naruto's from-the-ground point of view, Sakura looked even more intimidating since she was towering over him. "S-S-S-Sakura-chan...?" Naruto asked in a very timid voice.

"Shut up!" Sakura scowled. She exhaled aggressively, looked at Naruto for one more second and stalked off. "Don't talk to me again!" she yelled as she walked farther away, her pace speeding up.

"Sakura-chan?"


There's going to be yuri (girl on girl), gang rape, and orgies in future chapters. I'm not going to tell you what's going to happen later on... but I'll give you a few words that might help you get what the surprise is.

Ino, prostitution, endurance, sex, men, and money.

Anyway, please review. I'm working on the next chapter right now. So, please review. I would honestly appreciate it. Thank you.