A/N: Okay, so I still owe you all an update of NES and an update of that Valentine's Day fic I started. I'm a little flakey when it comes to updates, I know. BUT I have an awesomely cool one-shot!

Based on a true story…

Oh, and, cast:

Casey: GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat

Nova: Sarah

ThePest: Chuck

Cookie: Ellie

Sani: Awesome

Monkaroo: Carina


Casey sat down at his laptop after a long day at the shooting range.

"Ah, I love breaks from work," he said to himself. "I'm so glad that the nerd is at spy school and blondie is off doing, well, some classified mission."

He logs onto his computer and is about to open his browser when a small window popped up on the screen.

Nova says: Hi!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Hi!

Nova says: whoo white collar was….awesome!

last message sent at 11:23:23 AM

Nova says: sup?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: lol.

last message sent at 11:23:45 AM

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Watchin' stuff. Thinkin' about doing some paperwork. You?

Nova says: Just finished watchin' white collar.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Awesome.

Nova says: Yup.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Carrie's tour starts today! I'm so excited! :D

Nova says: lol.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I wish I could be there.

Nova says: Is it warm there?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I don't know. Why?

Nova says: I have no idea. :p I only know that it's feckin' snowing here already so much I can't stand it

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: lol. Sorry.

Nova says: lol. No problem.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Well, I'm gonna finish this episode of…well, this sitcom. You wouldn't like it.

Nova says: Okay.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Alyssa Milano is gonna be in a new show! :D

Nova says: lol.

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GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Hi, Ellie!

Nova says: Hi!

last message sent at 11:41:29 AM

Nova says: lol. Mentioning Shaw on FB.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Of course.

Nova says: It made me lol

Nova says: And think of him…again

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: :p

last message sent at 11:43:12 AM

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Well, like I said, Charah is almost over.

Nova says: Why? I mean why are you finally seeing that too?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: lol. Well, you're pulling a Pez move…except I don't hate you, so it must be ok. :p

Nova says: I'm pulling a Pez move?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Yeah. Or, well, a Cupcake move at least. And you know Cupcake is my favorite character.

Nova says: Yeah.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I still don't see why Staciehad to be on the show.

Nova says: What do you mean?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: She was absolutely pointless!

Nova says: How so?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Well, she didn't even stay!

Nova says: Would you?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Idk. But, like, she came JUST for Pez, she screwed around, she got her heart broken, and then she left JUST because of Pez. If she had stayed, I would have liked her more.

Nova says: Casey, you're starting to sound very feminist.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Shut up, Sarah.

Nova says: lol.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: "A message will be delivered to if the publisher has produced new content on that day. No new content, no email for you." hehe

Nova says: ?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I liked that last line. Anyway, maybe I am a little feminist. But, I still can't see why she was there, at all. There was no point. Daisy was the normal girl and Rachel was the evil chick. Pez learned his lesson from them.

Nova says: Mhm.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Stacie wasn't even the normal ex! So she just came for Pez and left because of Pez! Like she needs a man to complete her. Ugh.

Nova says: yeah

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: And, come on, it's the 21st century!

Nova says: Yup.

last message sent at 17:08:42 AM

Nova says: I want some of Cupcake's past to come and shake things up!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Me too! I want her dad back!

Nova says: yeah!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Stacie just had no purpose. Geez, even the plots I make for Carrie have purpose!

Nova says: lol

Sani has been added to the conversation.

ThePest (Chuck) has been added to the conversation.

Monkaroo has been added to the conversation.

Nova says: hi, all!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Yo!

Nova says: This convo just got full.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Meh, I was getting' bored.

Nova says: Hehe. Hey, Casey, no more talk of you-know-who, k?

Nova says: And by you-know-who, I don't mean Carrie or stacie.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Oh, um, Charah?

Nova says: well, kinda just the opposite

ThePest says: Yeah, no talk about the other thing.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Haha, oh, that.

Nova says: Another four letter word should not be said…oh my

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I'm sure I moved away from that topic a while ago.

Nova says: Not so

ThePest says: Not at all

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Yeah, I was gonna talk about how pumped I am about Carrie's concert tonight! Whoo!

Nova says: lol

ThePest says: You were?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Of course. All roads in my mind lead to Carrie.

ThePes sayst: They do? What about, well, roads?

Nova says: Mine lead to…something else.

ThePest says: Mine too.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: How many convos have I successfully turned to Carrie on an almost non-related angle?

ThePest says: Mine usually lead to work.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Like I'm looking at two vacation spots in Nashville, so I can properly stalk Carrie. ;)

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: See? All roads.

Nova says: Haha.

ThePest says: Poor Carrie.

ThePest says: I swear Carrie's gonna run if she ever see you, Casey.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Haha. Run. Cowboy Casanova. Carrie. ;)

Sani: She's gonna get out of this town. :p

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: haha, she's not in CA, atm.

ThePest: Don't encourage him, awesome!

Nova: She ain't in Checotah anymore! :p

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Hey! matt bomer might be gay!

Nova says: He is not!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Is too!

Nova says: Nope!

ThePest: lol. Is sarah a bit upset?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: yes

Nova says: He isn't!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: yeah, he is! Look, here's a pic of him and some guy

Nova says: Ugh!

ThePest says: Haha, you are upset.

Nova says: He doesn't look gay!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Idk why you're even upset. You didn't have a chance with him and I thought you liked the guy whose name I can't say for some reason.

ThePest: no further with that

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I didn't say anything

Nova says: I still can believe Matt is not straight

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: See, How Awesome Wiki is with info? :p

ThePest says: Subtle

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Thanks. :p

Nova says: haha

ThePest says: Stop

Nova says: Chuck has a weak stomach when it comes to that name

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Is it because you like Sarah or you don't like the name?

ThePest says: I'm gonna private message you.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Whatever

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: slightly hold amazement wonder

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: slowly hide attitude wear

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: somewhat have advance warning

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: chronologized aerographical resensitizes remobilization's interjectionalizing enthrallment uneulogized need dematerialized emblematizes reseizer wall organizability overrapturize decigram! :D

ThePest says: you're having too much fun with that

Nova says: lol

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: cognizers herborize ultracentralizer cannibalized keratinizes labor's organizability's orientalization kilometers superhumanizes tractorization warm externalization's lift via encarnalized

ThePest says: :'(

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: xD

Nova says: haha

ThePest says: Yes, I do

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Do what?

ThePest says: have feelings for sarah. and she knows

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: really?

ThePest says: yes

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: did you tell her straight?

ThePest says: not exactly but I think she knows

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: How so?

ThePest says: She knows I don't like it when she mentions Shaw's name.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: So?

ThePest says: Idk. I also told her I thought she was awesome

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Were you drunk?

ThePest says: No :p

ThePest says: Ask her then inform me if she's unclear

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: okays

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: Hi! Does Chuck have feelings for you?

Nova says: yes

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: really?

Nova says: yup

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: how do you know

Nova says: he said so

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: when?

Nova says: idk. a month or so ago, on im

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: :-o I knew it! He told ya straight?

Nova says: Well….

Nova says: I'll send ya the convo

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: okay

Casey waited for the email. This was going to be good.

"Best get some scotch first," he said, getting up.

A few minutes later, he was back in his seat. There was an email from Sarah in his inbox.

Taking a sip of scotch, he read the conversation that took place between Sarah and Chuck.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: "yeah, and it's not like we have a chance now. I'm not in Jakarta with you :p" and you say I lack subtlety!

ThePest says: where did you find that quote?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: idk, somewhere. I am a spy, chuck

ThePest says: yeah, yea. did sarah send you the convo?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: no. I have better ways than that, idiot

ThePest says: whatever. it wasn't my best moment

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I see

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: "I can't explain just how hard it is to come up with words to describe how incredible you looked that evening". awww (heart)

ThePest says: it's true!

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: it's touching, really. :p

ThePest says: meh

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: "you're a lot more beautiful than you think" awww. you've got it bad, Bartowski. bad.

ThePest says: so what?

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: meh

last message sent at 1:02:07 PM

message sent at 1:16:27 PM

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I'm sorry I'm quoting you.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: wait, that's a lie. I'm not sorry.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: I don't say sorry often

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: but I feel bad

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: so I'm almost sorry

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: kinda

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: yeah, almost sorry

ThePest says: haha. all is forgiven. I know that was hard, tough guy

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: you have no idea.

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: also, I bugged sarah to give me the convo. she didn't know I was gonna quote it or anything

GunMaster-Wizard-TheColonel- BrownCoat-Who'sYourDaddy-Don'tMessWithMe-IHaveHigherClearanceThanYou-ArmyBrat says: but, tbf, neither did i

ThePest logged off 1:25:13 PM