The door bursts open

Zim collapses to the ground out of pure execution bruised and still smoking Gir falls after him on his head.

"Woo!" Cries gir jumping to his feat "let's do it again!"

Zim looks up and scowls than sighs and struggles up "another failure"

He looks up "what could have gone wrong? This plan should have been full proof. There was some sort of flaw some sort of defect in my INJEGNIOUS plan."

He looks over seeing gir rolling on the floor in hysterics laughing his head off

"Oh right" groaned zim

"Gir!" he shouted "I'm going down to the lab don't let anyone in the house. Understand?"

"Yes sir!" he said and his eyes flashed a bright red he stopped and began rolling on the floor again

Zim turned and went down to his secret lab

He sat at the control panel thinking wondering straining his brain

"I should not doubt my tallest" he kept repeating to himself :they have trusted me with the finest in irken technology" he stopped "than way is my entire mission on this miserable planet nothing but a montage of failure and all because of that horrible robot."

He sighed feeling defeated "there is nothing that can be done he cannot be changed "he said looking toward the small controller that he had once used to try to fix him

He stood up and threw it against the wall in frustration, it cracked but did not smash it landed in a dusty dark corner of the room in a puddle of old suckmonkey. Zim scowled "computer! Run sanitation program this lab is filthy" the computer groaned "if I must it said and the sound of scrubbing brushes filled the room behind him"

He left it there on the floor and went back upstairs

Gir sat in the living room watching the angry monky show zim sat next to him finding nothing better to do .

His wounds had healed

Gir giggled and took large swigs of soda and popcorn while zim slowly munched on some irken snacks

Then he stopped his eyes twitched and he began to scream an ear shattering scram

Gir fell onto the floor

"Gir!" cried zim "stop this madness!"

Gir kept screaming and his eyes widened going from a bright blue to a crimson red.

"I will not take orders from lower life forms" he said his voice had deepened menacingly

Zim backed away into a corner an arsenal of weapons extending from gir's back

I will compleat my task I will complete my mission he slowed "i... I'm.." his eyes resumed their bright blue "I'm… goanna…play …with the cheese!" he scratched and ran to the kitchen

Zim fallowed him in timidly still shaken by the episode

Gir usually did have his SIR moments

But that that was serious and familiar , gir pulled a knife from a cabinet and began slicing a big wheel of cheese on the table he cut slowly and hummed a happy little tune.

The tune stopped abruptly again zim stiffened

Gir's head turned and the glowing red eyes shone in the darkness

"oh master" said gir in a sinister tone

Zim was not quick enough be fore he knew it gir had him by the thoat holding the knife so that it glinted

"now said gir I can complete the first part of my mission by terminating all that oppose me"

"Gir stop!" screamed zim "you don't know what you're doing!"

"on the contrary I know exactly what I'm doing!" he raised the blade up high "now I will be free of you now I will…" his voice grew lower and his eyes dimmed and he let zim fall to the floor

Zim lay there shivering, gir looked down at him than at the knife in his hand he was confused. Confused and … scared? No gir could not be scared he was too ignorant to be scared