A/N: Yes, I know, it's random. Here it is anyway. Hope I haven't made my subjects too obvious, haha. (A slash means it switches PoV)

Liar liar robes on fire

how many times have I heard that

so childish and yet so true

once a Slytherin always a Slytherin

and Slytherins lie

I wanted to write fiction but

the world doesn't want fiction

it wants scandals and journalism

and journalists lie

no longer am I of the green and silver glory

or of the world of gossip and scandal

and I will make good of it

and that's a lie

and my robes and my world catch fire and

the fire is my legacy of untruth

it doesn't dare stop until I do

and it spreads/

/it spreads quickly the flame of lies

lying and deceiving was my life

yet I don't remember any of it

but lies and deception are my nature

once a Slytherin always a Slytherin

and Slytherins lie

none of the identity theft was meant badly

now I know how they feel with no memories

but I only wanted to be loved and

to be a celebrity so people would love me

and celebrities lie

and I find myself stuck in an asylum

trapped by myself back where I started

nobody loves me nobody visits

I still love me though

and that's a lie

though I do not remember I understand

the seriousness of my untruths

and it catches up to me now

and it spreads quickly and devours me

liar liar robes on fire.