Interview with Voldemort
We sent a couple of our reporters to ask the Dark Lord Voldemort about his hobbies
Reporter: Now Voldemort, sir we understand you have a hobby of fruitlessly chasing Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived?
Voldemort: Who are you? How did you get to my lair? I swear if Pettigrew's asleep again….
Reporter: Now, is it true that Harry Potter has foiled your attempts to kill him seven times?
Voldemort: Uh let's see…the elixir of life, chamber of secrets…Yeah that sounds about ri- wait a minute. That's not the point! Avada—
Reporter: Mr. Voldemort, sir, could you explain, please, what was the closest you've ever come to getting Potter?
Voldemort: Probably the graveyard when I rose again. You know, when Harry brought that Diggory kid. Nice boy, nice boy. It was a shame I had to—stop that! Cruci—
Reporter: Have you ever thought of taking up a new hobby? I mean your obviously not the best at this whole slaughter Harry thing.
Voldemort: WHAT?! That's it! Avad—
Reporter: Might I suggest knitting?
Voldemort: NO YOU MAY NOT! AVADA KED—aw forget it. I'm just not in the mood anymore. Just get out! Go!
Voldemort was later seen that day crocheting a Dark Mark onto a hand-knitted blanket.