Ice: Okay, seriously, sorry for not making any GOOD stories. This one is Naruto…'cause…

Shino: Why the crap am I here?

Ice: Because your awesomeness pwns all.

Shino: Good enough.

Ice: Yeah, I don't own Team 7 or anything else.

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It was an excruciatingly boring day in Konoha.

Team 7 was pretty much sitting around twiddling their fingers. They had no mission today, which was adding to the pile of crap that their day had been. Naruto was playing with his headband, Sakura was looking at her nails, and Sasuke was cutting his wrists.

I mean…

Sitting on the ground concentrating on the concrete. Yeah. Cough, uncough. Kakashi went somewhere, so they were pretty much going brain-dead.

"Hey guys, I got a computer. Wanna check it out?" Sakura stated completely randomly.

"Sure, whatever." Naruto said, playing with his headband.

"…" Sasuke stated.

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"I found this really cool website called Deviantart. You type pretty much anything in and you get results!" Sakura typed in her own name.

"Wait, wtf is Card Captor Sakura? And why am I nearly naked in these pictures? And-oh my freaking GOD. Am I…kissing sensei!?"
"Why are you making out with my brother?!" Sasuke yelled-ish.
"I don't know!" Sakura had a blank expression on her face.

"Okay…why don't we try Naruto…?"

"Hey! I look totally kickass! ---Wait a second…scroll up a little…" He and Sasuke made a face of utter disgust.

"O.M.F.G." Sasuke managed to say.

"WTF SASKUE? YOU WON'T GO OUT WITH ME, BUT YOU'LL MAKE OUT WITH NARUTO? I DON'T KNOW YOU ANYMORE!" Sakura stormed out of the bedroom, while Naruto chased her to console her.

Sasuke's eyes flickered to the computer screen.

"Might as well see how awesome I am…" He saw more SasuNaru pictures.

"I think I might be loosing brain cells looking at this." He continued to scroll down, each fan art getting crappier. Then he saw something that made his eye twitch. And go into his extremely rare 'WTF mates' look.

"I'M SLITTING…MY WRISTS. OH HELLS NAW!" He continued at his own Mental, emotional, and physical health risk to scroll down. Then he was pushed over the edge.

"Itachi…I'm kissing Itachi…Oh dear god…" He punched himself very hard in the face.

"…Okay Naruto, I'm fine…OMFG SASUKE." Sakura ran out of her house. Naruto found a sharp, shiny, destructive object. And then sent a complaint to the staff of DevArt.

And then he would go to a therapist every day for the rest of his life after that.

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Moral: The more time you spend on the internet, the more fan characters will want to kill you and themselves. So be a good artist. Think of the characters.

The more you know…

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Shino: Holy freaking mother of god.
Ice: Mm yeah. Shut up.

Shino: Uh Okay…I think it's time for Elaine to close this up. Right?

Ice: Well, R&R, no flames, any man of your choice will make out with you, etc, etc.

Shino: You care, don't you?

Ice: Bite me, bug boy.