Cecil: okay I wanted to do something really random.
Lucia: And here it comes!
*does something*
Fangirl commercials
Lucia: Have you ever tried to be in a class while reading a juicy Yaoi fanfiction and suddenly get a massive nosebleed?
Cecil: YES THAT'S HAPPENEDS TO ME ALL THE TIME!
Lucia: Well not anymore! Whit our new super product "No(se) bleed" (Kaiba Corp Trademark) will all your problems disappear! * Pulls a box of tampon's out and takes one up* Ta Daa!
Cecil: But how do I use such advanced technology?
Lucia: It's simple! You just read the instructions! Now let's try them!
*Whey both walk up to Yugi and Yami's room, and stands right outside the door*
Lucia: All you customers need to do is taking the tree steps!
1. Take one "No(se) bleed"(Kaiba Corp Trademark) up in your hand.
2. Take the paper of it.
3. Put it in one of yours nostril. *Cecil takes two and puts them up in her nose* now let's try them on for real!
*Both walks in the room where Yami and Yugi is having sex*
Yugi: Oh Yami! Right there!
Yami: I love you Yugi!
Yugi: I love you too! Ahh. Harder!
Yami: With pleasure!
*Cecil gets nose bleed but it gets stuck in the tampon*
Lucia: AND IT WOKS PERFECTLY!
*Cecil is fainting and drooling like hell*
Lucia: This is the special offer for the day! Two "No(se) bleed"(Kaiba Corp Trademark) packs to the value of 5 dollars to the smashing price of (drum roll, please) 799,99!
Order on:
W W W .Seriouslyyou'restupidifyouactuallytriestogotothiswebsite. LOL
Or call us on:
1-800-WE-MAKE-MONEY
Kaiba: hmmm money….