"We are in the Zephos arena in Greenbay Wisconsin for the greatest show ever!, Hey my name is Jesus and here we go!, the roughest contest in the Zephos show. The first round is between the sixty-four qualifiers from all over the world. The only way to win round one is to kill the most zombies in sixty seconds. You will only get one minute to prove your awesomeness at killing zombies. Just remember only thirty-two will be going to round two. We have equipped you with a two-katana motorcycle, an ak47, and a knife. Are you ready to start the Zephos show, oh wait I forgot it doesn't matter what you are ready for! RING THE BELL!" Jesus says.
"Woah we begin round one and Mathew is dominating the scoreboard. What the fuck Levi, Jimmy, and Jacob corner Mathew." Jesus says.
Mathew pulls out his hidden china lake and blows up a load of zombies to escape the soon to be disaster. Mr. Jebbs is trying to fight a load of zombies but they take over his motorcycle and dance to thriller. Chris and Wes team up and run over Mr Jebbs. Wes then gets out his Tnt and destroys the zombie's motorcycle.
"Ten seconds left in this awesome first round." Jesus says.
Wes betrays Chris by stabbing his tire and kicking him in the skull knocking his ass out! Jared throws a grenade to end round one with a bam.
"The first place killing four hundred sixty-two zombie, Jimmy!" Jesus announces.
"For round two sixteen will be left. We have given you a spas 12 with one hundred eight bullets, China lake 20 booms in that to have fun with, and a ak47 with 400 bullets." Jesus announces, "One thousand six hundred zombies will be waiting and the round will end once all zombies are dead you may use things you brought to help you now Ring The Bell!"
As the round begins Jacob plants c4 on the wall. Wes starts headshooting zombies with his ak47. Jacob c4 blows up on a zombies face. Alex gets a toy car with c4 on it and blows it up in the middle of a crowd of zombies. Levi gets a zombie in the closet and fucks him to death. Jacob chokes a zombie to death while Crisanto and Drew shoot there ak47s dry destroying a major crowd of zombies.
"There are one hundred zombies left!" Jesus says.
Wes throws his spas-12 trap into another one of Jacob's c4s. Wes gets a toy car with c4 on it and blows up the door to Levi's Closet and find him having sex with sara. Jimmy kills the last zombie with a knife. "The winner of round two killing Three hundred and twenty-eight zombies Wes!" Jesus says, "The third round is…. Woah what the fuck the zombies are taken over the Zephos castle arena!